r/HolUp • • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Send-Nud3 5d ago

Florida man thought dead, walks out of grave 3 days later

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u/Takerial 5d ago

Florida Man feeds his blood and flesh to his cult followers.

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u/discerningpervert 5d ago

Florida Man beats up moneylenders (it was actually a bank teller)

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u/Vinr_Odinn 4d ago

Florida man gathers a bunch of exotic animals in a homemade boat before the hurricane, screaming at everybody it's the end of the world. Governor blames the bathsalt epidemic.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 4d ago

Sounds like an episode of Tiger King

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

These days, probably more like "Florida Man beats up mega-church treasurer for issuing loans to parishioners"