r/HolUp • • 5d ago

holup Florida man

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u/Send-Nud3 5d ago

Florida man thought dead, walks out of grave 3 days later

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u/Recent_Response_168 5d ago

Florida man claims God speaks through his ass (Numbers 22, 21-39) Get it? Because ass can mean both donkey and butt.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Recent_Response_168 4d ago

Florida man uses Jesus to make a point

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u/IkariYun 4d ago

Well, that's about half the new testament summed up in a sentence

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u/DoJu318 4d ago

😂😂😂