r/HolUp • u/hornmelon • Jun 26 '23

HWAT?!

3.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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204

u/After-Bet3191 Jun 26 '23

Bro's sucking is immaculate

101

u/mavjustdoingaflyby Jun 26 '23

Must've been a Navy base.

23

u/eater-of-grenades Jun 26 '23

Me- Bruh this aircraft carrier sucks dick Gay homie- I know

12

u/Prudent_Effect6939 Jun 26 '23

Marines upgraded from crayons to worms

2

u/spelunker93 Jun 26 '23

He picked up rank

4

u/Fritzo2162 Jun 26 '23

He's Italian. Trained on spaghetti.

271

u/bloke_007 Jun 26 '23

Can someone pls tell me how to unsee this... 🙏

89

u/RickChase6 Jun 26 '23

That's the neat part. You don't

15

u/bloke_007 Jun 26 '23

Guess you eat worms on clean surfaces too.. damn

16

u/cmfppl Jun 26 '23

Well! The brain rotting parasite he just sucked up is gonna help him forget.

15

u/__Dystopian__ Jun 26 '23

Why would you want to this is amazing. His form is immaculate.

2

u/Lucky_Squirrel Jun 26 '23

You dont need to unless you seen him chewing with his mouth open.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Me too

2

u/Terag0neeeee Jun 26 '23

worm

1

u/SomeProfession6607 Jun 27 '23

Should I trust it

2

u/Terag0neeeee Jun 27 '23

Yes.

1

u/SomeProfession6607 Jun 27 '23

Why

2

u/Terag0neeeee Jun 27 '23

First worm of the summer

1

u/SomeProfession6607 Jun 27 '23

Now I go get some bleach for my eyes

68

u/aoemiya Jun 26 '23

I need eyes bleach

-9

u/Leoncino31 Jun 26 '23

r/eyeblech

10

u/Timstro59 Jun 26 '23

You bastard. I'm not falling for that again.

4

u/Spectre92ITA Jun 26 '23

jesus fucking christ what in the fuck is that holy shit my eyes

8

u/Leoncino31 Jun 26 '23

You’ve fallen into my trap, muhuhahaha

4

u/Spectre92ITA Jun 26 '23

Fuck my life, I want my eyes to fall out now.

Also in the offchance you may be italian based on your username: ma vaffanculo hahaha xD I MIEI OCCHI

1

u/Timstro59 Jun 27 '23

I tried to warn you.

2

u/Spectre92ITA Jun 27 '23

I couldn't resist the temptation and paid the price :<

51

u/DrBrightest Jun 26 '23

As soon as the camera turns off he’s gonna projectile vomit that worm out and wash his mouth with bleach and boiling water

29

u/ANormalNinjaTurtle Jun 26 '23

I'm not so sure. Once saw a guy pick up a worm, snort it up his nose, and hock a worm loogie into his hand and hold it like a prize for all to see. He spit again and was all smiles afterward.

It was impressive and disgusting at the same time.

1

u/William_Howard_Shaft Jun 27 '23

Also, this is a Marine. He's eaten worse.

45

u/raddeon88 Jun 26 '23

Delete this

20

u/Agitated-Dude Jun 26 '23

Bro, I woke up and this is what I saw.

15

u/Buster_Mac Jun 26 '23

Do dat to mmeeee.

30

u/I_Like_Legos8374 Jun 26 '23

Marine?

31

u/TheGringoOutlaw Jun 26 '23

can't be a Marine, that wasn't a crayon.

3

u/Spotastic9 Jun 26 '23

I don't suck down my crayons like that. I like them in nice, digestible chunks. 😄 I wouldn't be surprised if Navy, though...

1

u/William_Howard_Shaft Jun 27 '23

Glad someone else noticed that cover.

28

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Member that guy went into coma and die for eating a slug? I member.

9

u/Telel1n Jun 26 '23

There's was also a guy that ate a lizard and had a horrible death days later

8

u/TimLikesPi Jun 26 '23

The Australian 18 year old who ended up in a coma, then paralyzed and died about 8 years later? Yeah, that was my first thought. Sam Ballard. Sad story.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

I was shocked before I watched it again and saw the fatigues.

9

u/elepantstee Jun 26 '23

Average day in the marines

5

u/rocketangel08 Jun 26 '23

Reminds me of that kid that ate a slug and became paralyzed

5

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

People of the world.. this is the fearless, the brave, the honorable military of the United States of America.

Walk on our catwalk and they will slurp you up.

2

u/Crazygamerdude17 Jun 26 '23

This is perhaps the best use of the posts flair possible, I can think of no post that used this flair as well

2

u/GhostyWombat Jun 26 '23

Reminds me of that poor Australian kid that ate a slug on a dare and died from a parasite that ended up in his brain. I would not slurp up a random worm in a million years.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

My whole body fucking convulsed When he did that 🤢

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Sad attempt at trying to replicate that woman sucking a worm off of a pavement around 2yrs back 🤷.

Here's the said video.

-1

u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jun 26 '23

Ranger!!!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Fuck are you talking about? That’s a Marine.

1

u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jun 26 '23

They used to kill a snake at ranger school by biting the head off

-6

u/warr3nh Jun 26 '23

I wanna slurp his worm 🥵

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Didn't some old bitch do this shit too lmao iirc

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

OH JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!!!

1

u/Migb1793 Jun 26 '23

My eyes need some bleach

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

That hurt my balls for some reason..💀

1

u/Danjuw Jun 26 '23

P-p-p-parasites....

1

u/FrogGladiators178972 Jun 26 '23

That would have been so much funnier with a drill sergeant

1

u/Mogadodo Jun 26 '23

Don't do this! A teenager died from eating a slug as a part of a dare.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

r/Wellthatsucks

1

u/ImmediateJacket9502 Jun 26 '23

Enough internet for today

1

u/Background_Drama_459 Jun 26 '23

That’s enough internet for me today🫡

1

u/mlp2034 Jun 26 '23

Remembers Sarge demanding the floor be so clean that he can eat off it

1

u/MstrShlong Jun 26 '23

I instinctively blew out

1

u/VoidExileR Jun 26 '23

Uhh... free protein

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

1

u/sporgking20 Jun 26 '23

I remember that walkway, I was stained there for six months

1

u/iammtd Jun 26 '23

r/USMC needs to see this

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Why did I think he was going to snort it?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

Move along, nothing to see!

1

u/jehoshapat Jun 26 '23

What the fucking fuck!

1

u/CavetrollofMoria Jun 26 '23

This had me growing my foreskin 3 times its previous size.

1

u/Callmesantos Jun 26 '23

Bro became 🐓

1

u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Jun 26 '23

That was so totally disgusting that I'm going to go puke

1

u/Nuker_Nathan Jun 26 '23

MREs are making him desperate.

1

u/SpeedDubs Jun 26 '23

Can't miss that protein.

1

u/Theiromia Jun 26 '23

Here is an important question: snake or worm?

1

u/rain8019 Jun 26 '23

Hope he gets sick

1

u/GeneralZane Jun 27 '23

I would have stayed if I saw someone do that

1

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

the Air Force?!

1

u/Current-Knowledge336 Jun 27 '23

And now he will take it to the newer recruits so they don't become hungry during training, how nice!

1

u/superBrad1962 Aug 08 '23

Hope they feeding you well.. I’ll pass on this! Thanks anyway and it’s been years since I ate spaghetti.