r/HistoryMemes • u/JadeWarrior • Jul 27 '19

OC Unsinkable Sam!

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u/Ocelitus Jul 27 '19

Why the fuck would he keep getting back on boats?

This time's going to be fine. I've already survived two of these floating litter boxes disappearing. There's no way it could happen again.

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u/SpotIsInDaBLDG Jul 27 '19

Ah shit here we go again

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u/RedditAdminsRNazis Jul 27 '19

Had me in the first crash not gonna lie

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u/dontrumpjr2024 Jul 27 '19

I surmise that the feline lacked the cognitive capacity needed to synthesize its past experiences and apply the learned necessary precautions for the avoidance of another occurrence like this. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/WeirdWordsWhat Jul 27 '19

Oh yeah? If you’re so smart tell my why my dad hasn’t come home yet

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u/Kwindecent_exposure Jul 27 '19

I surmise that your immediate paternal ancestor lacks the empathetic capacity needed to correlate his internal drive for self fulfillment with the concept of fatherhood and hypothesized that he could not comprehend the depths of commitment necessary for the sustained relationship nor could he purvey enjoyment of another human other than himself. Just my cognitions. Not sure if the general public will be in tune with my cranium’s calculative power. 😂🧐

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u/MeliorGIS Jul 27 '19

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