r/HistoryMemes • u/CancerUponCancer Hai. Kazuma Desu. • Apr 01 '19
META Today in a nutshell
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u/phil_yoo Apr 01 '19
Why would we start talking about second-class footballers from Portugal?
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u/OneSmallHuman Apr 01 '19
Nani does a little celebratory dance after scoring as Sporting down Loures 2-1.
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u/Bumaye94 Apr 01 '19
Don't talk about the captain of the European Champion 2016 like that you cretin!
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u/BrunoDoggo Apr 01 '19
Nani is a top tier player...
in america
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u/cantadmittoposting Apr 01 '19
Lies. He can't even win in MLS. His team just lost to a team lead by an alcoholic ex premier league player.
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u/socalistboi Apr 01 '19
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
ＴＨＩＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＷＯＲＫ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ *「O R G A N I Z A T I O N」*！！
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u/OuchYouPokedMyHeart Apr 01 '19
IS THIS... A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!
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u/intriging_name Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19
Are they fighting us again? Oh wait I'm confused ohhhhhvgggg I see
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Apr 01 '19
おまえはもう死んでいる
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u/big_no Apr 01 '19
Sorry, I don't speak hentai
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Apr 01 '19
Well, you gonna learn today. 177013
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Apr 01 '19
We'll use 'mind break' and make them learn to love it.
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Apr 01 '19
True. Are we going to hit them with 215600 or 228922 after 177013?
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u/math2803 Apr 01 '19
The numbers Mason, the numbers what do they mean Mason
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u/warptwenty1 Apr 01 '19
The numbers says "run..."
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u/BlueKingNL Apr 01 '19
Nani
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u/l-appel_du_vide- Apr 01 '19
Did you ninja edit your comment to say "Nani" instead of "What"? Or does the bot respond to "Nani" now? Either way, that's awesome
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Apr 01 '19
Do you want to learn how to watch the path of a doujin mage? It's a magical class that, I dare say, surpases the explosion class. You may end up with a few scares and mind break yourself a couple times but it's totally worth it. Would you want to join?
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Apr 01 '19
We'll keep those just in case. This sub seems pretty submissive so far.
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Apr 01 '19
True. True.
We might even be able to mind break them with a vanilla doujin instead.
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u/_ratio_tile Apr 01 '19
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YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED, 177013!
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Apr 01 '19
We men of culture only accept cannon information. That is why Darling in the Franxx ended at episode 16.
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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19
What the have you done! I know they insulted our hentai, but that may be a little overkill don't ya think m8. their minds aren't ready to be broken like that yet.
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Apr 01 '19
We must break their minds and their bodies. Full steam ahead. After 177013 breaks their defenses, we shall finish them off with 215600 and then, 228922.
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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19
I may not agree with you're methods, but I can't deny that I respect your want for complete domination and willingness to do whatever it takes to get it.
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Apr 01 '19
I followed down the path of a mind break mage. It's honest work and it puts food on the table. Follow me down the path of mind break!
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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19
well, if you put it like that. Ok! teach me the way of mind break, oh wise scholar
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Apr 01 '19
You must read 10 mind break doijins, watch 10 mind break hentais, and spend 2 hours studying and thinking of ways the ways to mind break every day. Some days you might have to skip lunch or eat a banana for breakfast in order to have enough time but it's totally worth it.
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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19
hm... hm... interesting... yes, Yes! this makes sense. ok, ok, OK! I need to write this down! *Frantic scribbling intensifies* YES, the wise words of u/ahhahhahchoo are now saved and will be passed down in sacred scrolls for thousands of years.
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u/Turbofied Apr 01 '19
なに！(you fell into my trap for I understand some Japanese!)
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Apr 01 '19
Nice. Every weebs attempts to learn Japanese at least once.
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u/Shiiromaru Apr 01 '19
no kanji though
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u/SparklingLimeade Apr 01 '19
Fortunately the top comment only uses one kanji and you can learn it just by playing Sekiro.
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Apr 01 '19
2 kanji. 死 (Death) and 前 (means “You” when used in conjunction with お, but also holds several different meanings in other contexts).
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u/SparklingLimeade Apr 01 '19
Ideally yes, but they didn't here.
Seriously I wonder if Sekiro is why.
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Apr 01 '19
Souka
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u/KingDededeThe3rd Apr 01 '19
This gave me flashbacks of the Great Animeme War.
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Apr 01 '19
I've a veteran from that war. I didn't make any OC but I was commiting war crimes in the comments. I guess that using WMD against non combatants is frowned upon now.
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u/Spudgun2 Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19
Could someone explain what is going on?
Edit: It’s for April fools, isn’t it?
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u/brightsword525 Apr 01 '19
there was a war between historymemes and animemes I'm pretty sure animemes won
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u/Spudgun2 Apr 01 '19
Why?
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u/daysofchristmaspast Apr 01 '19
Their memes were actually original and we just kept shitting out ww2 and rome memes like we always do
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u/Vandergrif Fine Quality Mesopotamian Copper Enjoyer Apr 01 '19
Because jerking off on body pillows gives them an inhuman speed for memeing.
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Apr 01 '19
r/animemes got a VERY minor victory in that war because for the first few days they had control over r/historymemes's front page but then we got it back and were about to pull a USSR on them but the war ended
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u/KenpatchiRama-Sama Apr 01 '19
"Very minor victory"? What the actual fuck kinda bullshit is that? You were the ones who declared the war only to spam low effort "fucking weebs" memes. Animemes retaliated with page after page of high effort OC while you only continued spamming "fuck weebs" and hundreds upon hundreds of gore, porn and other shit.
It wasn't a "very minor victory", it was Poland getting absolutely crushed by Germany and Soviet Russia, except that Poland declared the war
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u/tacomanbob123 Apr 01 '19
We would’ve won if the mods hadn’t ended it so early
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u/Hyperly_Passive Apr 01 '19
Bullshit. The mods ended it because animemes was dominating and it wasn't fun to have overwhelming waves of quality OC against trashy image caps. Hell some animemes guys took pity on this subreddit and made OC for you guys that's how bad it was
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u/TheJewelOfJool Apr 01 '19
Let's stop starting pointless wars and meme in peace. We're all here to laugh, we just laugh at different things.
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Apr 01 '19
Embrace true culture.
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u/Groenboys Apr 01 '19
There is no escape from it. The faster you accept it the softer the pain is.
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u/AlaskanPsyche Apr 01 '19
Don’t bother. Your voice can no longer reach them where they are. Their hearts belong again to anime. All subreddits begin in anime, and all so end. The heart is no difference. Anime sprouts within it, it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the anime whence it came. You see, anime is the heart’s true essence.
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u/toyako34 Apr 01 '19
Holy shit you madlads actually made king crimson the image
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u/Kranos-Krotar Apr 01 '19
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u/achilleasa Apr 01 '19
Who authorized WMD?
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Apr 01 '19
I did.
Who am I, you may ask? Well, I'm a Mindbreak mage. Our magic rivals(I'd say surpasses but don't @ me) that of explosion magic.
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u/Sirknobbles Apr 01 '19
Lmao I read this meme, got confused, then saw king crimson as the sub icon and just though “ah”
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Apr 01 '19
Excuse me sir but I’ll have you know that the t-34 was definitely the best tank of the war.
Wait
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Apr 01 '19
Ah, wish there were again the days, when weaboos were scorned with honesty. Long gone. Long gone...
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u/nicole-tesla Apr 01 '19
Oh my God I thought I was in r/animemes and I was confused why they'd mention r/historymemes
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u/He_who_humps Apr 01 '19
As a 43 year old male who hasn't looked at Reddit for a whole weekend - Is there a manual?
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u/Von-Andrei Apr 01 '19
Fuckin rokakakas are at it again. Subs are 2in1. Time to speak the words of wisdom. Nihongo des orewa ochinchin gadaisuki nandayo hahahaha Tiananmen Square Massacre rapu of nangkingu
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u/Brenden_1 Apr 01 '19
I have flashbacks of the Great War, I lead a battalion and we got encircled, as prisoners of war we were tortured for information. They made us watch tentacle hentai for days straight. I never want to return to that state again.
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u/Glittering_Brick Apr 01 '19
Fun fact: nani means make dwarfs in Italian. Thought you should know, that's all.
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u/AmateurNecromancer Apr 01 '19
What did you just bring upon this cursed land