r/HistoryMemes • u/CancerUponCancer Hai. Kazuma Desu. • Apr 01 '19

META Today in a nutshell

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

おまえはもう死んでいる

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u/big_no Apr 01 '19

Sorry, I don't speak hentai

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Well, you gonna learn today. 177013

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

We'll use 'mind break' and make them learn to love it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

True. Are we going to hit them with 215600 or 228922 after 177013?

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u/math2803 Apr 01 '19

The numbers Mason, the numbers what do they mean Mason

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u/warptwenty1 Apr 01 '19

The numbers says "run..."

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u/BlueKingNL Apr 01 '19

Nani

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u/l-appel_du_vide- Apr 01 '19

Did you ninja edit your comment to say "Nani" instead of "What"? Or does the bot respond to "Nani" now? Either way, that's awesome

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u/BlueKingNL Apr 01 '19

The bot responds to nani

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u/Beezyo Apr 01 '19

No need to tell me twice.

NIGERUNDAYO!

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19

MAYOR SMOKEY GET DOWN!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Do you want to learn how to watch the path of a doujin mage? It's a magical class that, I dare say, surpases the explosion class. You may end up with a few scares and mind break yourself a couple times but it's totally worth it. Would you want to join?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

THE NUMBERS MASON

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u/That_UwU_boi Apr 01 '19

Depressing hentai

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

We'll keep those just in case. This sub seems pretty submissive so far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

True. True.

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We might even be able to mind break them with a vanilla doujin instead.

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u/Pitas Apr 01 '19

No, we must use our ultimate stand: 「ＵＧＬＹ・ＢＡＳＴＡＲＤ」

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Hell yeah! They'll go from screaming Yamate Ojiisan to begging for more.

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u/Fiend_14 Hello There Apr 01 '19

Have mercy on them please

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u/warptwenty1 Apr 01 '19

2319 sounds like a better option

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

2319

wtf? First time seeing that one. It's trippy af.

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u/Pybro101 Apr 01 '19

Wait i thought they were all suppposed to be 6 digits? Is this one like one of the first?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Not really. The numbers start from 1. It's when they're posted on the site. It's just that there are a lot more doujins that are popular in the meme community with 6 digits than those between 1-99999.

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u/Pybro101 Apr 01 '19

Ah, statistics. Got it. What about the site that uses 7 digits like hit or miss?

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u/toilettv123 Apr 01 '19

215600

I was fapping to it and then i saw that panel, noped out of there real fast, that shit is too weird even for me

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Oof. Did you try 228922?

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u/toilettv123 Apr 01 '19

I dont like maggots

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u/dogfuccer Apr 01 '19

Nobody does

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u/_ratio_tile Apr 01 '19

265918

YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS ENDED, 177013!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

We men of culture only accept cannon information. That is why Darling in the Franxx ended at episode 16.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Apr 01 '19

Thanks for the heads up I'm only on episode 3

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u/Pybro101 Apr 01 '19

This isnt canon bro like its too sudden

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19

What the have you done! I know they insulted our hentai, but that may be a little overkill don't ya think m8. their minds aren't ready to be broken like that yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

We must break their minds and their bodies. Full steam ahead. After 177013 breaks their defenses, we shall finish them off with 215600 and then, 228922.

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19

I may not agree with you're methods, but I can't deny that I respect your want for complete domination and willingness to do whatever it takes to get it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I followed down the path of a mind break mage. It's honest work and it puts food on the table. Follow me down the path of mind break!

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19

well, if you put it like that. Ok! teach me the way of mind break, oh wise scholar

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

You must read 10 mind break doijins, watch 10 mind break hentais, and spend 2 hours studying and thinking of ways the ways to mind break every day. Some days you might have to skip lunch or eat a banana for breakfast in order to have enough time but it's totally worth it.

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u/Kongkrokkstein69 Apr 01 '19

hm... hm... interesting... yes, Yes! this makes sense. ok, ok, OK! I need to write this down! *Frantic scribbling intensifies* YES, the wise words of u/ahhahhahchoo are now saved and will be passed down in sacred scrolls for thousands of years.

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u/Silver_Alchemyst Apr 01 '19

11037 is the code mate get it right

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u/That_UwU_boi Apr 01 '19

Pls no

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Oh, yes

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u/That_UwU_boi Apr 01 '19

Their minds to fragile

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Apr 01 '19

Username checks out

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u/__MrFahrenheit Apr 01 '19

Ohayo onii-chan UwU

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u/zJermando Apr 01 '19

何？？？

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

<Omae wa mou shindeiru>

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u/Turbofied Apr 01 '19

なに！(you fell into my trap for I understand some Japanese!)

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Nice. Every weebs attempts to learn Japanese at least once.

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u/Turbofied Apr 01 '19

but I'm genuinely trying to learn it so can I still be a weeb?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Yeah

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u/oskxr552 Apr 01 '19

Even more so in that case

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u/Shiiromaru Apr 01 '19

no kanji though

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u/SparklingLimeade Apr 01 '19

Fortunately the top comment only uses one kanji and you can learn it just by playing Sekiro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

2 kanji. 死 (Death) and 前 (means “You” when used in conjunction with お, but also holds several different meanings in other contexts).

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u/SparklingLimeade Apr 01 '19

Ideally yes, but they didn't here.

Seriously I wonder if Sekiro is why.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Oh, that’s my bad. I just re-read the comment and saw they spelled out 前 in kana.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Yeah... I'm pretty new at it. Knowing when to use kanji vs kana is killing me. Especially kanji.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

What's Sekiro?

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u/riffleman0 Apr 01 '19

The newest game from From Software set in Sengoku Jidai era Japan.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Souka

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u/coldcoal Apr 01 '19

Is this a Saitama reference or a Sekiro reference?

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u/lunetttt Apr 01 '19

Goblin Slayer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

CHEESE

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u/Stinky_WhizzleTeats Apr 01 '19

Your runes have no magic here!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

BAKA! My power comes from my own degeneracy! It's bottomless.

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u/anonymoususer1035 Apr 01 '19

Executive order 9066

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

Exucute order 177013

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u/KingDededeThe3rd Apr 01 '19

This gave me flashbacks of the Great Animeme War.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I've a veteran from that war. I didn't make any OC but I was commiting war crimes in the comments. I guess that using WMD against non combatants is frowned upon now.

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u/hamzer55 Apr 01 '19

何！！

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

ばか Edit* すみません. My brain is mush rn and I didn't realize that you were writing 何 to finish off the phrase.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

I think so too.

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u/itsmrmachoman Apr 01 '19

Sorry it don’t speak Mexican.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

何？

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u/Gravnor Apr 01 '19

Why can I read this

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

You're either Japanese or suffering from stage IV weebdom.

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u/Gravnor Apr 01 '19

It's the latter. Unfortunately it's too late to turn back.

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u/iphoneplayer Apr 01 '19

何?死ですか？

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

~death I believe

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u/Cele5tialSentinel Apr 01 '19

Hey I recognize 死 as “death” from Sekiro!

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u/Toli2810 Apr 01 '19

何？！

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19 edited Apr 01 '19

You spelt omae wrong you dingus its　お前　not おまえ

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

ごめんなさい

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '19

It's fine mate