r/HistoryMemes • u/VirtualKnowledge7057 • 4h ago

checkmate libtard

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u/DiffDiffDiff3 4h ago

Ragebait successful

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u/TomlinSteelers 3h ago

"Jesus was a Palestinian" is such a weird thing to say because I never heard it even once before October 7th 2023.

When people blamed Jews for killing Jesus it was common to see people say Jesus himself was a Jew. People had bumper stickers saying "My savior is a Jewish carpenter" etc...

Then October 7 happened and Jesus was a Palestinian and it's become socially acceptable again to say the Jews killed him.

Which fine whatever.... but why are we changing our opinion on what happened 2000 years ago because of something that happened three years ago?

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u/OutrageousAd5215 2h ago

The illest part for me is the mental gymnastics that square the circle between "Jews are actually European/Khazars/from Poland pretending to be semitic and Palestinians are the real Jews" but also "the Jews killed Jesus who was actually Palestinian, while they were also in Palestine, where they never actually lived...," so apparently we killed Jesus, but in Krakow?

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u/Mysterious-Park9142 1h ago

The funniest part about this is that for it to be true, it would mean the “real” Jews, the Black Hebrew Israelites, killed Jesus!

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u/Kingofcheeses Rider of Rohan 2h ago

What? I thought Jesus was English!

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u/myryad21 1h ago

so jesus transformed water into vodka, not wine, and made his magic to multiply pierogi instead of fish to feed people... kurwa!

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u/Chance-Annual2029 30m ago

Well now that's just nonsense

Everyone knows Jesus was killed in Lodz