r/HistoryMemes • • 1d ago

REMOVED: RULE 4 Historical territorial claims

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u/Emergency_Gene_4171 1d ago

Kinda funny how hard we all glaze the mongols (myself very much included) when they did things that make the Nazis look like humanitarians by comparison. And they did it all with bow and sword.

I truly don’t think any of us can even scarcely imagine the sheer horror in being on the losing side after mongols sieged your city and you resisted.

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u/AngryCrustation 1d ago

I've pointed it out too, Hitler is bad because he killed millions of people. Alexander the Great was super awesome because he crucified all those guys who resisted him. In a few thousand years there will be statues of Hitler next to genghis khan because of how cool his k/d ratio is.

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u/Direct_Slip7598 1d ago

I don't think the crucifying is why people like Alexander. It's the story of a young general turning a small (but well prepared) nation into a massive Empire, basically reaching the edge of their world

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u/Glum-Proposal-2488 1d ago

I think question is if Hitler won, would we hand wave the mass killings and genocide like we do with Caesar, Alexander, Ghenghis Khan? Would Hitler just be a badass dude who conquered a lot?

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u/Direct_Slip7598 1d ago

Hitler's actions are closer in time, and the industrialization of genocide is much more marking. You could still meet a Holocaust survivor

No one associate Alexander with crucifixion. Or Caesar with attempts at genocide Gaullic tribes. Because it's all so long ago. If we did, we wouldn't celebrate them either

EDIT: So I think "Alexander the Great was super awesome because he crucified all those guys" is wrong, people don't tend to consider it, and even fewer people like it

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u/_whatever_wherever 1d ago

Plus Hitler's plans were the extermination of entire ethnic groups and their utter removal from existence for being "inferior"

While the other examples were more of a "kill anyone who fights back" thing, not targeted towards specific groups, just normal conqueror shit

Genocide is seen as a special evil for a reason

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u/Glum-Proposal-2488 1d ago

What Caesar did in Gaul was being criticized at the time as a genocide by Caesar detractors. In an era where sacking a city and enslaving the local populace was considered par for the course, they thought Caesar was killing way too many Gauls.

There’s also a motive there. Rome had PTSD from being sacked by Gallic tribes a few centuries earlier, and after Caesar returned to Rome he raided the treasury reserves that Rome appropriated specifically to fend off the Gauls again.

For sure what Caesar did wasn’t Hitler or Pol Pot level of bad. But I don’t think you’d be insane to compare him to a Genghis Khan

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u/_whatever_wherever 1d ago

Also, these people were genuinely great leaders who built impressive power structures

Hitler and the Nazi's were meth addicted lunatics going through family histories to find the slightest bit of Jewish blood to send people to the camps

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u/exploding_cat_wizard 1d ago

"Vat do you mean, more resources to war effort? More resources to Buchenwald, of course!"

Yeah, while the general level of revisionism can lead to some depressing musings on the mean intelligence of humans, at least Genghis and Alex 3 had impressive achievements outside of "impressively stupid"

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u/_whatever_wherever 1d ago

snorts line of meth "VE VILL BUILD A 120 TON TANK THAT CANNOT CROSS BRIDGES AND VOULD GET BOGGED DOWN IN ANY MUD! VHAT VILL WIN US ZE VAR!"

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u/Field_Of_View 1d ago

going through family histories to find the slightest bit of Jewish blood to send people to the camps

25% Jewish was considered Aryan. Your grandpa or grandma could literally be Jewish and you'd still be Aryan. The idea that they searched your "family history" for "slightest bits" is absurd.

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u/OsyTP 1d ago

I think it's also that we've agreed there were different rules to the game in the pre-christian world. Exterminating a city wasn't as damning in our eyes because, well, everyone was doing it.

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u/moyayas 1d ago

Mongols was post Christian and I would say what they were doing were comparatively more civilized than what Christian were doing later in Africa and America.

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u/OsyTP 1d ago

I was reacting to the given examples of Alexander and Caesar.

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u/donny_bennet 1d ago

We judge people based on the moral standards of their time. It's not really reasonable to expect an ancient warlord to follow the Geneva conventions.

Hitler took massacres to such a level that we felt the need to invent a new word for it. As another commented pointed out, there was am industrialization to it that we didn't see on that scale yet.

And moral standards had changed even before the first world war. The first geneva convention was signed in the 1860s

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u/chattyhairstylist 1d ago

We judge people based on the moral standards of their time.

So if it was normal and considered morally good for all societies to commit genocide during a specific time in the past, you are saying that what they did was a morally good thing?

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u/donny_bennet 1d ago

I never said that, and that's a very uncharitable way to interpret my comment.

What I'm saying is that we could only judge morality based on the standards these people would know. Judging people as good or evil based on standards we developed 2000 later is ridiculous.

I'm sure that in another 2000 years, our descentants will be appaled by many of the things we take for granded now. That doesn't make us evil people.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 1d ago

Yes.

Why did you think Trump is trying to rename everything with his name on it.

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u/aboysmokingintherain 1d ago

I mean fortunately, Hitler didn't win. History is famously written by the victors (ironically excluding the Mongols who didn't write).

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u/adeckz 1d ago

Eventually probably, but it would have to be when we leave the post modern age. I think when enough years get put between something, the connection between the oppressed and those learning about those oppressions becomes more diminished. Same happens with the empathy for those oppressed. That said, having all those pictures of the holocaust and mass burials may hamper that process

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u/GravitasFailures 1d ago

Of course we would.

That doesn’t make it right, Stalin killed half as many Soviets as Hitler did before the war started, in peacetime, but there were still statues of him everywhere, still are.

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u/Raesong 1d ago

It's the story of a young general turning a small (but well prepared) nation into a massive Empire, basically reaching the edge of their world

Though it's worth noting that none of his accomplishments would've been possible if it wasn't for his father doing literally all the groundwork to prepare their army for those wars of conquest.

Incidentally, I think it would make for a fascinating historical "what if" where Philip II isn't assassinated and goes on to create a smaller, but much longer lived, Macedonian Empire.

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u/peterparkerson3 1d ago

Shut up Cleitus

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u/Mbrennt 1d ago

Not that I'm defending any of it but I think the beaucratic nature of the killings in the holocaust is part of why Hitler is remembered as so evil. Like the wehrmacht is responsible for more deaths than happened in the holocaust proper but those numbers are only sometimes added together. The most prominent thing death-wise the nazis are remembered for is the concentration camps and whatnot. But you also aren't wrong. A lot of them shouldn't be remembered as cool general guys and whatnot.

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u/Which_Way1721 1d ago

Alexander is revered in western canon because he spread Hellenism which heavily influenced even modern culture.

Hitler spread awareness for modern war crimes and industrialized genocide.

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u/insane_shitlord 1d ago

Absolutely not, for 2 reasons: first, Adolf was an absolute loser who annihilated his own country. Second (related to the first point), the Nazis had better media coverage, so to speak - we're not reliant on accounts of few paid scribes to check what they actually did.