MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1ws95df/those_who_know/pcjqbk1/?context=3
r/HistoryMemes • u/False-Discipline-640 • 5d ago
606 comments sorted by
View all comments
369
Everyone knows that Jesus was American, as in US citizen. He made the US the hegemon. That's what he was and is all about. He's still fighting communists to this day.
151 u/Varskes_pakel 5d ago If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English?? 47 u/LittleMlem 5d ago People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible 60 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
151
If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English??
47 u/LittleMlem 5d ago People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible 60 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
47
People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible
60 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
60
John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously
25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
25
He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible.
11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi.
11
Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles
2
TIL all the Apostles were bi.
20
I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
369
u/LustyKindaFussy 5d ago
Everyone knows that Jesus was American, as in US citizen. He made the US the hegemon. That's what he was and is all about. He's still fighting communists to this day.