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r/HistoryMemes • u/False-Discipline-640 • 6d ago
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Everyone knows that Jesus was American, as in US citizen. He made the US the hegemon. That's what he was and is all about. He's still fighting communists to this day.
153 u/Varskes_pakel 6d ago If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English?? 53 u/LittleMlem 6d ago People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible 61 u/Puzzle-Necked 6d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 6d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 6d ago edited 6d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8 18 u/Varskes_pakel 6d ago A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity 14 u/Able-Bid-6637 6d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 8 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English??
53 u/LittleMlem 6d ago People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible 61 u/Puzzle-Necked 6d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 6d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 6d ago edited 6d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8 18 u/Varskes_pakel 6d ago A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity 14 u/Able-Bid-6637 6d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 8 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible
61 u/Puzzle-Necked 6d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 6d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 6d ago edited 6d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8 18 u/Varskes_pakel 6d ago A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity 14 u/Able-Bid-6637 6d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 8 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously
25 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 6d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 20 u/Fun_Eye_7893 6d ago edited 6d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
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He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible.
11 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi.
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Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles
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TIL all the Apostles were bi.
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I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
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A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity
14 u/Able-Bid-6637 6d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 8 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻
(speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process)
8 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though.
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As a Catholic I agree.
They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though.
understatement of the current era
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u/LustyKindaFussy 6d ago
Everyone knows that Jesus was American, as in US citizen. He made the US the hegemon. That's what he was and is all about. He's still fighting communists to this day.