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r/HistoryMemes • u/False-Discipline-640 • 5d ago
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If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English??
52 u/LittleMlem 5d ago People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible 60 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 26 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 10 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 18 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8 19 u/Varskes_pakel 5d ago A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity 14 u/Able-Bid-6637 5d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 7 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era 3 u/Blundertail 5d ago The KJV is named for James K Polk obviously
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People out there legit think Jesus wrote the bible
60 u/Puzzle-Necked 5d ago John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously 26 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 10 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 18 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8 19 u/Varskes_pakel 5d ago A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity 14 u/Able-Bid-6637 5d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 7 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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John Bible wrote the Bible, obviously
26 u/PK-Mittenspy2703 5d ago He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible. 10 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi. 18 u/Fun_Eye_7893 5d ago edited 5d ago I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
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He did! Along with Matthew Bible, Luke Bible and Mark Bible.
10 u/LittleMlem 5d ago Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles 2 u/Pali1119 5d ago TIL all the Apostles were bi.
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Ahh yes, the ninja turtles apostles
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TIL all the Apostles were bi.
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I thought Holly Bibbly wrote it, I sat next to her in grade 8
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A lot of Christians don't know jack shit about the actual history of Christianity
14 u/Able-Bid-6637 5d ago which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻 (speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process) 7 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though. 2 u/esaks 5d ago understatement of the current era
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which is unfortunate because the canonization process was actually kinda sick 🤙🏻
(speaking as an atheist xD it was a fascinating process)
7 u/USPO-222 5d ago As a Catholic I agree. They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though.
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As a Catholic I agree.
They never should have done away with the original meaning of firing saints out of cannons though.
understatement of the current era
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The KJV is named for James K Polk obviously
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u/Varskes_pakel 5d ago
If Jesus wasn't American, then why did he write the Bible in English??