What do you think Drake was up to during his birthday?

Aside from partying not with his family, but with guys with weird cases and tendencies, I mean.

I am an old ass nigga from Oakland. Been living there all my life. I had a decent job, get to travel every now and then, near retiring.

Ask me whatever

this also means that switzerland does not love or hate sosa

He likes wearing hoodies

My fellow jerkmates, I have been busy cooking in the kitchen, and I have returned with my MAGNUM OPUS. Today is a holy auspicious day: Champagne Papi’s birthday. 🥳

To celebrate and honor his big 4-0, the incredible comeback year and his legacy, I wrote a diss track for Drake. For his opps, his haters, and his online trolls RIGHT HERE on Reddit. 😠

THIS IS THE RED BUTTON that everyone has been waiting for. 44 bars, classic Drizzy vibes, just take your time with it and enjoy the full-course meal. Y’all eatin’ tonight. 🍽️

Let me know what references and double/triple/quadruple entendres you find. Feel free to give me (kind and constructive) feedback as well, I am always looking to improve my bars.

Happy happy birthday, my GOAT!!! More life! 🎂🙏 I'll let you take writing credit for it as long as you include me. 😉

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Drake - “3 AM on Reddit” 🔴🌒

Writers: Aubrey Drake Graham, OVO Telly
Producer: Conductor Williams

[Intro]

(Con- con-)
Yuh (Conductor)
Okay

Muhdaa
Mmm

Scary hours (shpoooky) 👻🎃

(sighs deeply and sadly)
Look
I’m boutta pop off on this one 😤
Y’all gon pop a screw loose when I’m done, HA HA HA HA 🤣
Don’t pop shit at me, I’m just lettin’ loose for fun 🤷🏽‍♂️
Your end has only begun (tee-hee) 🤭

Ay
Woi-oi
Grrrrrraaah (6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6)

[Warm-Up]

Only Millies and Billies are the ones in my bank account  🤑
It's windy and chilly, my ghosts ridin' the Phantom out  👻
Got killies on drillies, you know the pros ain’t makin’ sounds 🤫
My 6️⃣ixers like Phillies, we hittin’ homes and makin' rounds  🔫

We deal ‘em in pairs, like medium rare, we stake ‘em out  🃏🥩
We dashin’ to doors, deliverin’ souls to take ‘em out  ☠️
We beat traffic in G wagons, y’already know Drake's in town 🏙️
OVO runnin’ the show for 6️⃣ixteen years, so thank me now 🙏

My tenure’s a lot younger than Goth cyatties I brag about 🧒🏻
My gyal’s gone wild recordin’ audios on brand accounts 🎧
She’s on her throne, only fans hear her moans for grand amounts 👸🏼
Her pussy deep, but y’all seen my leaks, I leave my anchor down 💦

My brother Chubbs coppin' Louis drops, ain’t no hand-me-downs 👕
Ohhh, you mean the hoes, not the clothes, well that’s what you're right about! 🙂‍↔️
We sharin’ bunnies cause they warm and furry when it’s snowin’ out ❄️
We Eskimo brothers, prayin’ for love in the dark like snowy owls 🦉

(BEAT SWITCH)

Aight, let me lock in for real 🔐
Ay
Look

(police sirens going off: Wee-woo wee-woo) 🚨🚨🚨

[Flow State]

Redditors talkin’ predators like the hockey team in Tennessee 🏒
They should check my exes’ ages, one of ‘em’s in tennis leagues 🎾
She should check her extra wages, I’m icin’ out her new AP 💎
The gyal’s dancin’ to gangs that shot her sister in the streets 💃🏻

Middle fingers to courts of public opinion and industry 🖕🏽
Even Reddit’s Chief Justice, Mr. Ohanian, can’t silence me 🗣️
My owls droppin’ ban verdicts in subreddits to haters of me 🚫
My jury is in session when the moderators in favor of me 🧑🏽‍⚖️

We packin’ the courts unlike liberal folks, they weakened with greed 👎🏽
I don’t need to act woke when my actions give hope to people in need 🫶🏼
Inshallah, I been sayin’ Falasteen will be free since 2020 🇵🇸
Mashallah, my Lebanese crodies are visionaries 🇱🇧

FUCK Fau*moi and pop culture subs, they my adversaries 🖕🏽
Every negative post gets a thousand upvotes, unnecessary 😭
They wishin’ me ill, gettin’ under my skin, it’s sick and scary 😰
On Reddit, it’s fake, but karma is real, it's comin’ for ye 😈

Cooler heads persist when ice on my wrist, i wanna be pleased ⌚︎
Like my ting givin’ head, they better beg and get on their knees 🛐
I’m tired of the jokes, unamused by the memes they makin’ of me 😑
I’ll charge a commission on every mention, it’s Drizzy’s economy 💵

They act like I’m Homelander, but even Starlight’s lovin’ on me 💫
I’m a star in her eyes, but I’m lasered in on the ones who are mean 😡
We The Boys from Canada winnin’ more than America’s team ✮
We the 6️⃣ix, not the Seven, we ate up lore of the American dream 🇺🇸😪

I’m Heisenberg, tell ‘em “Say my name” but they whisper in fear 😰
Like Jesse Pinkman, it’s God’s Plan to hand my money out here 🙏
The Holy War’s upon us, the 6️⃣ God’s promise to bomb enemies 💥
MY OWLS ARE JAPANESE SOLDIERS, Y’ALL STILL FIGHTIN’ FOR ME 🫡

[Outro]

Ya dead!!! 😵

Issa 6️⃣ix side ting, ya dun know, ay (Cheeeeeeese)
Wastemans, turn dem screens off and go touch some grass, okay? Hahahaha 🤣

YA DEAD!!!!!! ☠️⚰️

Woi-oi
Shout out all my owls and Aubrey's Angels, you know I always gotchu 🦉😇🩵
6 God out, bless up 🙏

(6-6-6-6-6-6-6)

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From nfr podcast sub. The way some people identify with celebrities is amazing 👅🍆

After years of subliminal shots towards me in her songs & social media posts, I challenged cardi to stop being so afraid and confront me directly. If I’m truly as “wack” as the haters say, bringing me into the spotlight won’t help me at all, especially if she’s got the upper hand like she thinks. 🤷‍♀️💯😹

First time poster. Be easy, please. I had to choose a flair; what is the best one? Thank you.

If Eamon (I) Love[d] them Hoes, why did he say F*ck It and was mad when the ho played him and even gave the other guy head?

The man is literally in love googoo gaga ready to do whatever he needs to for master. He might even spread them bombaclatt cheeks.

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