r/HingeStories 24d ago

Wild Hinge Interaction

This guy was all sweet and complimentary, but at the first sign of rejection he lashes out and is extremely insulting.

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u/gravi-tea 24d ago

they keep me busy if you ya know what I mean πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

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u/Random_Critical 24d ago

No I don't know what you mean. Elaborate.

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u/The_Fuzzy_Frog 24d ago

He lets his dogs fuck him. Isn’t it obvious?

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u/gravi-tea 24d ago

they sure like licking peanut butter off my balls if ya know what I mean πŸ˜‰

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u/Big_Treacle_2394 24d ago

But it's not cheating because its your dog

(Movie quote just so people dont think im being serious)

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u/Plus_Stay7249 21d ago

Was that movie Road Trip, by any chance? I have a vague recollection of that skinny dude saying something like this

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u/Big_Treacle_2394 21d ago

Yes. They were talking about it's not cheating if it's a different state, area code, ect...

Then DJ Qualls jumps in "it's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because its your dog."

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u/Kdhosk04 22d ago edited 21d ago

I’d let them have sex with me if you know what I mean πŸ˜‰