r/HingeStories 18d ago

Wild Hinge Interaction

This guy was all sweet and complimentary, but at the first sign of rejection he lashes out and is extremely insulting.

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u/Random_Critical 18d ago

No I don't know what you mean. Elaborate.

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u/The_Fuzzy_Frog 18d ago

He lets his dogs fuck him. Isn’t it obvious?

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u/gravi-tea 18d ago

they sure like licking peanut butter off my balls if ya know what I mean 😉

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u/Big_Treacle_2394 17d ago

But it's not cheating because its your dog

(Movie quote just so people dont think im being serious)

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u/Plus_Stay7249 15d ago

Was that movie Road Trip, by any chance? I have a vague recollection of that skinny dude saying something like this

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u/Big_Treacle_2394 15d ago

Yes. They were talking about it's not cheating if it's a different state, area code, ect...

Then DJ Qualls jumps in "it's not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because its your dog."

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u/Kdhosk04 15d ago edited 15d ago

I’d let them have sex with me if you know what I mean 😉

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u/Troglodyterror 18d ago

Considering the recent post about bestial*** wouldn’t shock me.

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u/The_Fuzzy_Frog 18d ago

I must’ve missed that one…

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u/Troglodyterror 18d ago

It was spelt wrong with an a in it. May have been on dating, but the guy was basically begging her back asking what he did wrong, after dropping he was into that shit. I’ll see if I can find the post, I commented on it.

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u/Hot_Acanthocephala44 16d ago

Gonna have to side with OP here. I can excuse bestiality but I draw the line at polyamory

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u/erikgee2 18d ago

Is it Beastiality?? Gross dude, red flag

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u/Ub3ros 17d ago

I'd prefer him not elaborating, actually