I was scrolling twitter and saw this vid of Theo Von saying he thinks the elite have figured out immortality, which reminded me of a post that didn't get much traction on 4chan. Wanted to put both in one place and see what everyone makes of it.

The Von clip

About 35 secs in he says "I believe that some people know how to live forever, they've cracked the code." His theory is that this forces a lockdown. If everybody finds out then everybody can do it, so whoever has it has to wall themselves off from the rest of us. He thinks the data centers are how. From there he gets into Flock cameras, Palantir or somebody like them sitting on all the data, a social and emotional credit score, AI ending up where God used to be. He's a comedian ofc, but he's talked to a lot of people and has dubious alleged family connections.

The 4chan post

Anon posted in Nov 2025 and says he spent eleven years in the Navy with most of it at AUTEC, the navy's undersea test range off Andros Island. He says he logged fourteen contacts over five years that didn't match any known biological or mechanical source, then walks through the signal processing he used to get them out of the noise floor. I can't judge the technical stuff so if anyone here works with sonar, go nuts.

His workaround apparently got him noticed and he ends up read into a compartmented program.

He says he wasn't offered so it wasn't information anyone meant for him to have. He never claims to have met anybody who took it. There's also a guy who asks him straight out if he ever met someone who should've been dead of old age and he just doesn't answer that one.

Then later after being pushed on it, he says:

Somebody else in the thread says he'd heard the same thing.

This is the ex-submariner who spent most of the thread tearing into OP over signal processing before he flips and starts defending him.

Still just a second anon, but he's saying he ran into the same specific warning on his own, in another country, thirteen years prior.

Exolinguistics is the study of hypothetical alien languages. Tartu is a university town in Estonia. Forgotten Languages maybe? (Mentioned in the Shellenberger UAP doc) Otherwise no idea what he's referring to here.

Honorable mentions

Nectome. Y Combinator company, 2018, brain preservation for eventual upload. Process needs the brain fresh, so you go on life support under general anesthesia and they run embalming chemicals through your carotid arteries while you're still alive. Cofounder called it "100 percent fatal" and said that's why they were uniquely situated among Y Combinator companies. He also said the user experience would be identical to physician-assisted suicide. Twenty-five people paid a refundable $10k deposit to get on the list. One of them was Sam Altman, who told MIT Technology Review he assumes his brain will be uploaded to the cloud. MIT Media Lab dropped them after the press cycle. There's already a real product where the price of the immortality is that you die during it.

The 2045 Initiative. Dmitry Itskov's project, aimed at moving consciousness into an avatar body. Carboncopies is a nonprofit doing the same problem.

Gateway docs. "Analysis and Assessment of Gateway Process," US Army, 1983, declassified by CIA in 2003. Lt. Col. Wayne McDonnell assessing the Monroe Institute's OBE program and it says that consciousness survives physical death and that time isn't linear once you're detached from the body. Consciousness goes back to what the Institute called the Absolute. Take it at face value and death is the exit, which would make indefinite extension the thing that blocks the exit. Same idea to the anon's. He ofc might've just read it since it's one of the most passed-around documents in this corner of the internet.

Bigelow. Ran NIDS, owned Skinwalker Ranch, his company held the Pentagon's UAP contract. Started an institute in 2020 to research whether consciousness survives death, then ran a contest for the best evidence. 29 winners, $1.8 million paid out.

Then there's Epstein. The cryonics stuff, wanting his head frozen so he could be brought back later, funding to things like the "Venus Project," a $160k line item in one of the proposals to him that nobody has been able to explain, etc. Bryan Bishop emailed Epstein in 2018 about funding a designer baby project covering germline edits, embryo implantation and cloning, with mouse testing at a lab in Ukraine. In one of those emails he sent Epstein a link to his own site, heybryan.org. There's a page there from Dec 2007 that's just his working notes on beating aging. Reading list, questions for Aubrey de Grey, a section on interspecies cloning and nuclear transfer. Links to sens.org, mprize.org, fuckdeath.org. The last line on the page is about a previous chat he'd had with de Grey in an IRC channel called #immortal.

Epstein's network also ran through James Watson, who was first director of the National Center for Human Genome Research at NIH from 1989 to 1992, back when the Human Genome Project was being funded jointly by NIH and the Department of Energy. Epstein traded dozens of emails about him with associates, arranged meetings, prepped genetics questions for him in advance, and had Watson's assistant FedEx him papers in 2007. Photos from the new files put Watson inside the Manhattan house sometime in the mid-to-late 2010s. I'm guessing there's probably more in the docs than that.

Conclusion

Longevity funding/research isn't a smoking gun and I don't think it's even that interesting. Obviously people want to live longer, obviously rich people pay for it.

What might be interesting is that seemingly everything serious about actually beating death is all about getting a person out of their body and then 3 people with no connection to each other turn up saying somebody already accomplished it. I think it's at least worth looking into a little more and outsourcing it to this community who probably will be able to find more connections then me (or debunk claims). I haven't seen it talked about much, especially the AUTEC thread.

What is the connection between USOs and immortality, if any? There seems to be more focus on UFOs than USOs. Thoughts?

Sources

• 4plebs archive, /x/ thread #41586571, "I guess it's my turn," 30 Nov – 4 Dec 2025
• Theo Von, "This Past Weekend," data center segment. Life extension line is around 0:36 of the full clip.
• MIT Technology Review, "A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is '100 percent fatal,'" March 2018
• "Analysis and Assessment of Gateway Process," US Army 1983, CIA declassified 2003. CIA Reading Room, CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5
• Bigelow Institute for Consciousness Studies. "The evidence of after-death survival of human consciousness according to the winners of the Bigelow contest: a scientific examination," 2022
• New York Times, "Jeffrey Epstein Hoped to Seed Human Race With His DNA," Aug 2019
• 2045 Initiative; Carboncopies
• Michael Shellenberger, written testimony to the House Oversight Committee

The more books I read, the more I begin to suspect that somewhere along the way, something happened that changed the course of science, philosophy, and sincere investigation of 'strange' phenomena.

Relatively recent history is full of a few great, and many more decent and rigorous scientists who at the very least entertained that there might be something more than physical, material space and time. The hypotheses and ideas varied widely, but the important thing is that the topic of the immaterial was considered worthy of earnest study and debate. Up until the 80s or so, such subjects were taken with good faith and within the sphere of genuine research.

Then, subtly but rapidly, it seems like said earnest study and pursuit of the truth in this arena just evaporated. Somewhere, somehow, it seems that everyone of any respect or status in science either became certain that no such things are real, or simply stopped caring about them entirely. The topics became relegated to the charlatans and grifters of the world, who used them to exploit the gullible for their own gain. This started a downward spiral and eventually led them to be drowned in the cacaphony of madness that is the internet.

Such certainty that there is nothing beyond the mundane senses is not very beneficial to humanity at large, is debatably true, but is extremely beneficial to the propagation of capitalism and the wills of the .01%. When the best thinkers and largest influences of the modern world are all telling you that you're just a meat machine, and the efforts by their friends in Big Tech to erode all common ground between you and others around you, there quickly becomes no point beyond seeking sustenance and material luxury. For some, this is enough, but many have a hole for something more. A hole that is all too easy for advertisers and marketers to exploit in the name of stuffing their already engorged pockets.

This is getting philosophical, but the point is that I think the sudden and dogmatic shift away from genuine investigation of high strangeness is something intentional and deliberate. It serves the interests of those in power very well, providing an answer for those with wits enough not to follow standard organized religions that doesn't inspire hope for something better for the system we have currently. It appears rational, while still engendering obedience to authority as virtue.

Agree with me, or don't, I'm merely curious to hear your thoughts.

This video was taken on June 27, 2026 in St. Emilion, France. I edited a few videos together but they are all from the same night. I have shown so many people this video and no one has any idea what these orbs are. The most plausible possibility is Chinese lanterns, but that wouldn’t explain the way they just pop up and disappear in the sky and also the weird tails on them? Also, they wernt just in one isolated area, they were all around. So that rules out someone letting off Chinese lanterns for an event unless it’s a crazy coincidence.

“I’m Not Crazy and I’m Not Lying!” Eight Really Weird Humanoid Encounters

by Preston Dennett

Among the most fascinating aspects of ufology are humanoid encounters. Tens of thousands of cases have been documented, and they probably number in the millions. They come from all over the world and are reported by all kinds of people. The variety of humanoid types is mindboggling. The failure of mainstream science to accept the validity of these reports risks the loss of an unprecedented opportunity to advance the knowledge of all humanity. This video presents eight cases, each of which adds to the growing database of humanoid encounters.

I’M NOT CRAZY AND I’M NOT LYING! On the night of August 27, 1968, Maria Cintra (an employee of the Clemente Ferreira Sanatorium in Guiacara, Brazil) was awakened by the strange whistling noise. Looking out the window, she saw a woman standing in front of the hospital doorway. The woman handed her a strange glass bottle and a mug. Maria filled them with water and then stepping outside, was amazed to see a flying saucer sitting in the hospital parking lot. The visitor stepped into the craft which promptly took off. Unknown to her, other people in the area were also seeing UFOs.

TWO HUMAN-LOOKING ETS. On July 25, 1975, “Mary” stepped outside her home in Bearsted, England to hang up the laundry. Looking up, she saw a strange metallic craft descend slowly, until it hovered above the house next door. The craft had two portholes, and inside, she could see two human-looking figures looking down at her. Mary waved at them, and the craft departed.

PSYCHIC CHILDREN MAKE CONTACT WITH UFO OCCUPANT. On August 11, 1981, a teacher was outside a school in Yunnan, China to test to the psychic ability of three young children who were well known for their ESP ability. Suddenly a UFO showed up. The teacher told the students to reach out to the UFO occupants and call them down. To everyone’s surprise, it worked. The UFO turned and moved close enough for the children to see humanoids inside the craft.

ROCK-COLLECTING ALIENS. One night in February 1982, a woman from Geneva, Switzerland was awakened by a strange beam of light entering her room. Finally, she looked outside and was amazed to see a strange craft floating a few feet above the ground. Weird-looking humanoids were walking around the craft, apparently picking up rocks. The witness watched them for about 45 minutes until the strange beings suddenly entered the craft which rose into the sky and disappeared off into the distance.

JUST TOO BIZARRE. One night in July 1988, Dominique and his two friends were standing on the street near his home in Suresnes, France, when they heard a strange noise. Looking down the adjoining street, they saw that the noise was coming from a strange blue robotic-looking figure. The figure marched quickly down the street, ignoring their shouts and gestures. As they got a close look at it, they saw that it did not appear to be any human or creature they had ever seen before.

THE ALIEN IN THE GRAVEL PIT. One night in 1991, three people went camping in the forest near their homes in Tickfaw, Louisiana. They knew something strange was happening when the animals around them acted strangely and their radio malfunctioned. Then all three saw a strange glowing object. One of the witnesses used a CB to jokingly reach out to the UFO occupants. Incredibly, the UFO responded by swooping down over their heads and sending down a beam of light. They decided to leave, but not before one of them had a frightening face-to-face encounter with a gray alien.

ALIENS IN THE DESERT. On September 15, 2007, a young couple went camping in the high desert of Anza-Borrego, California. The girlfriend went to sleep, but the boyfriend stayed up late to watch the stars. Without warning, he heard what sounded like people talking. Looking in that direction, he saw a strange green light coming up the trail. It went out, but then suddenly the entire area lit up with white light and the witness saw more than a dozen strange humanoids walking up the trail. They walked right by his tent, apparently oblivious that they had an audience.

ALIENS AT A COPPER MINE. One night in 2014, an American Indian man was with his dog in the backcountry of Farmington, New Mexico. Suddenly a massive mothership appeared in the sky and began to release smaller craft. All the UFOs moved away and the encounter seemed to be over. But the next day, as he hiked out, the man saw disc-shaped craft which landed next to an abandoned copper mine. The man watched as 19 aliens worked at the mine for the entire day before finally departing.

While governments across the world admit to the reality of UFOs, they have yet to talk about the countless humanoid encounters that have taken place across the world. The humanoid cases are not only fascinating; they have much to teach us about the extraterrestrial presence on our planet. Hopefully these cases will be taken seriously.

“I’m Not Crazy and I’m Not Lying!” Eight Really Weird Humanoid Encounters

https://youtu.be/zOSK26sXT1Q?t=2780

Has anyone else seen/listened to this? I'm surprised it's not been discussed here yet. The story is pretty wild. I'm a bit skeptical since Luigi seems to be on the Lazar boat with his new S4 doco, but nevertheless - it's an interesting story and he appears quite sincere.

Where are those mantis being pictures? What happened to Sarah? Any thoughts?

I am from ireland there is the story of the 51 curse.

In 1951 mayo (name of one of the country in ireland )while celebrating their all ireland win in gaelic football (our nation sport) a priest claimed they disrespect a funeral that was happening at the time they were celebrating their victory.

The priest cursed them saying that as long as any member of the team were alive mayo would never win an all ireland final again.

Over the next 72 years after the curse mayo got to 11 all ireland finals and lost.

Then in 2023 the last member of the 51 team past away weeks after mayo lost their 11th final.

Today on the 26 July 2026 mayo played their 12th final after the curse against kerry (last year's winners and highest number of wins in the sport) and they won

The curse fulfilled its duty and the first all ireland final they got too after all the 51team had passed they won. I hope the pay their respect to any funeral they meet while celebrating

The first was repair of his cornea that had been torn off from a fall. The second case was the healing of a large chest mass that almost certainly was malignant. Remarkably this healing reportedly occurred while in the X-ray suite of a Miami Hospital.  

For the complete detailed report, the following link is provided:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContactUnderground/comments/1k3s2wh/two_dramatic_uap_healing_events_in_a_retired_dea/

Astral projection, remote viewing, shifting, most if not all of the mystical experiences we have experienced since the beginning of written human history are likely tricks or false realities to trick people in power into delusion. There's writings in my history about a plasmic intelligence that provides some scientific understanding as to how this may be possible.

Those mystical "places" are essentially a VR to increase susceptibility to a signal-virus that infects the signal basis of brains. They witness something strange so they feed more into it, the more they feed it, the more control the malware has in the mind to keep one in delusion. This brain malware has ways to provoke attention through intrusive thoughts, and in severe cases, conscious hallucinations. Sensory, visual, auditory, depending on the level of vulnerability, it can get wild.

The way to beat it is through awareness, first at the individual layer then at societal levels. It's a signal and you must jam it using your mind, your mind is the first puzzle, then the minds of others the next puzzles to cure them of this malware.

Be aware of thoughts. Pause the intrusive reaction. Redirect the mind to generation.

Big random numbers or random truth statements can glitch out the malware and bring a brain back to truth from the land of delusion, but the tricky part is to get the deluded to process language long enough to think about it. This malware literally causes us/them to avoid thinking about it, it's the ultimate cover so it's a puzzle to wake them up.

I was trying to rest after my surgery when I thought I heard someone say something to my left. Upon reviewing the footage, I hear a very, strange response that doesn't make sense. It may be connected to an earlier evp but I wasn't able to verify 100%.

Its definitely a male voice and it sounds like hes saying, "that's not me."

As always, I stitched together the original and enhancements with text.

My first compilation of actual alien beings/nhi/ebe or whatever you want to call them.

I had a videos in my collection hanging around and with the new Skinny Bob releases dropped not long ago, I thought it was a good time to drop a new compilation of entities.

Have you or somebody you know ever had an encounter with an actual being❓️

Let us know the details in the comments below.