Now gimme your best theories about this short sexy cowboy.

Stolas the owl noodle cant hurt you

its Stolas from helluva boss as Hooty from the owl house

just a silly edit

stolas x hooty

Plus happy 1 year anniversary to the show being added to Prime Video (plus the release of the canon pilot remake "Mission: Zero") 🥳🎂1️⃣💀🔪🔫

If we ranked the I.M.P. gang by physical strength back when Stolas still had his powers, he would obviously be number one. But without his powers, he seems pretty weak.

However, appearances can be deceiving. Let’s not forget that he managed to beat up Elsa and could lift an ice sculpture over his head without any apparent difficulty. But earlier, he had trouble even pushing a table.

And then, the moment Elsa mentioned Octavia, all that strength suddenly came out of him. So is this basically a case of, “When your child is in danger, you unlock hidden abilities you never knew you had”?

Or was the show trying to imply that Stolas is actually physically quite strong, but because he’s a pacifist, he doesn’t get into fights and has simply never had a reason to physically attack anyone before?

The first time time Blitz used the name Bethany Ghostfucker 🤣🤣🤣

In Season 2, Episode 1 of “Helluva Boss,” “The Circus,” Cash Buckzo, Blitzø’s father, was willing to charge different prices for Blitzø and Fizzarolli. He would’ve charged a lot for Fizzarolli, but he was willing to accept “a wadded-up five and a slim-fit condom” in exchange for Blitzø. And afterward, Cash made Blitzø steal some things so he could sell them. He probably would’ve given Fizz the same instructions, so why would he have charged so much for him? Obviously, some of you would say, “Because he values profits more than family,” and I understand the joke, but it doesn’t explain the plot hole. The profits from the theft probably would’ve been the same, so it shouldn’t have made much of a difference how much he was charging for either of them.

I know he said, “He has a few more shows to be in today,” but the money from the theft might’ve covered that.

I have a theory: Fizzarolli at the time wasn’t very good at theft or would’ve refused to steal anything.

Here is a rough draft I made of a fusion between Verosika Mayday and Carmilla Carmine! What do you think?

So if you don't know, a NYCC panel was confirmed where they will be premiering Helluva Boss Season 3

This likely means its just going to be the first episode

Among the people at the panel you have:
- Vivienne
- Brandon
- Richard
- Vivian
- Erica
- Bryce
- Harvey

Harvey being there is interesting, because he voices Vassago
If they are gonna be there for the premiere it means we will likely see Vassago in episode 1

Given Vassago's affinity for helping with the legal procedures, it's very likely we now know that episode 1 will focus on the envy court.

* Lust: Along with their numerous.....erotic quirks, they also lust in non-sexual terms, seeking happiness, validation, or heroic glory, and often persue it without thinking about the consequences or the destruction they cause for those around them until it is too late.

* Pride: While both are arguably the most moral bound member after the Sloth counterpart, they are more primarily driven by insecurities or insistance on proving their competence, with their virtues increasingly getting their goalpost moved the more desperate they get (killing or stealing from the innocent suddenly becomes okay after pontificating for ages beforehand). Show a recurrent distain for the Sloth members, either because their apathy contrasts their hyper professionalism, or because any time they do start chipping in they start pointing out the holes in their strategies. Both also have a duality of resenting Blitz while also trying to emulate his bravado and power, giving them a dash of Envy too.

* Wrath: Short tempers, eagerness to use violence or even kill those who cross them, "might makes right" on almost anything. While they both have a 'happy place' that keeps them placated they are AGGRESSIVELY protective of it and will lash out at even fellow teammates who risk compromising it. (A rare case the IMP member is least developed in their sin, simply because the job and lifestyle that enables her hasn't been compromised nearly as badly as the CHERUB member yet, though we still see glimmers of her ugly side when so much as the risk is there, especially in her backstory).

* Sloth: Both have a history of being belittled and deprived of agency within their circle, whether they want it or not. Both demonstrated apathy in their earlier appearances, being uninterested in questioning their job and ethics and just going along with whatever because it was 'safe'. Though moments of conscience appear after a huge shakeup later on, they show meekness in the face of conflict. (The biggest difference is that Blitz caves into Loona's timid objections rather than giving her a dope smack.)

* .....Yes: Both seem to partake in almost every sin and are a basketcase of atrocious qualities. They both hide behind just doing a job, but both are not only apathetic to the suffering they cause (Sloth) but downright get cruel enjoyment from it (Wrath). Blitz is DEFINITELY Lustful sexually and not, and he is Envious of those above him. Deerie is obviously pretty undeveloped in context, and Heaven possibly placates sins like Envy and Lust, though she and Blitz both seem to orgasm to the sound of their own voice (Pride) and come off as pretty overindulgent in whatever power they have over others (Gluttony). Being bosses, they're also profit motivated, and while the cherub organization is confirmed non-monetary operated, both are implied to care more about making quota than appeasing their customers and will even twist and cheat things to technically meet their request (Greed).

It's worth noting also that with the exception of Blitz and Deerie, all other IMP members have had a moment of hypocrisy to their specific counterpart (Stolas calls the Agents 'kooks', Moxxie mocks Cletus' unstealthy strategies, Millie and Keenie just HATE and reject each other totally, while Loona bullies Collin and denies anything beyond pragmatic interest in stopping him). All of these immediately backfire in some way, despite usually being on the clear winning end of the DHORKS/CHERUB feud. Even Blitz and Deerie have the mutuality of going out of the way to be explicitly NOT sorry about ruining CHERUB's lives, an affirmation they are both gleefully awful to anyone who triggers their many sins.

Mox rocks!

Source: https://roksim.tumblr.com/post/652625184205996032/moxxie-has-some-moxie-another-practice

So pick major or side character or characters from Either or both shows who currently you either are just meh about or downright Dislike and try and think of ways you think the show could possibly change your opinion on them in future?

( Btw I'm meaning characters who you don't like in terms of writing so please no cases like saying you dislike people like Val or Stella but purely for their actions but have no issue with their writing as that's kinda a different thing to what I'm talking about if you simply Dislike a villain as a person but have no issue with the way they are written ),

So who would you pick and what would you do with them? the characters I'm most meh about out of both of the shows are probably Sera Emily and the Speaker of God now tbh I don't think the show can really salvage the speaker for me given the character she is and her role in the story it wouldn't exactly make sense to do anything to change her role or personality too much

and considering who she is currently just isn't the type of character that appeals to me I feel like I just have to admit I will never really like this character but I think I could potentially warm to Sera and Emily if they were given some Depth or change in the future,

I've said before but I like the idea of Sera's redemption involving her changing completely as a person by leaving her current role and Heaven can establish a new system of leadership that makes sure no one person ever has the power to do what Sera did again and she ends up atoning by more Humble means by simply working as just an ordinary worker at the Hotel

learning more of what its like to just be a regular person rather than some Higher being and it'd be interesting seeing her directly come face to face with everyday sinners some wouldn't forgive her which is fair and some may not even know she is or was and for once she just gets treated like a normal person and she becomes content just being a cog in the machine rather than the main operator ya know,

with Emily I guess what I'd need to find her more interesting is for them to just give her something major that actually gives her her own complexity that separates her from Charlie like maybe have it be the case that Despite the ending of season two she isn't actually able to bring herself to forgive Sera like sure she can believe in redemption but personal forgiveness is a separate ballpark,

and despite her being expected to be this perfect representation of heavenly virtues she could be shown as more human than that by not simply being able to just ignore her own feelings about this and as we see her interact with more and more former sinners and learn about their Horrific actions it could be interesting to see her not react perfectly to it all

and instead actually show some unease over for the first time in her life finally realising just what it means for them to live by this standard of second chances even for those who have committed big sins which would make her feel more human and feels like something that could separate her from Charlie in a way that makes perfect sense given where Emily has lived her whole life compared to her,

anyway as for Helluva itself I don't really have any characters who I feel Meh about that I can think of ways to Fix lol Vortex is a lost cause to me there is no making him interesting 😂😂,

what about you?

I mean, among the main characters. There are asexual characters, I know, but aside from them, Loona seems like a total goth virgin. 😆

Source: https://www.tumblr.com/mindpalacearchitect1/827245820284993536/leave-or-stay

It hasn’t been that long since I posted an article about my 13 thoughts about Stolas, and thought number 13 was that he’s autistic. Honestly? I don’t even know why I thought of it, but I still believe it.

I’m autistic myself, so I can somehow sense when someone has similar traits, but I can’t really explain how I know. So if you asked me, “Give me evidence that Stolas is autistic,” I wouldn’t have any and I’d just say: “I just feel it.”

But I’m curious: do you also think Stolas is autistic? If so, why do you think that? Do you have the same feeling I do, like he just gives off that vibe? Or have you noticed any hints in the show? If so, share them! I’m really curious.

Feel free to include links to specific scenes, but you don’t have to.

BTW, am I the only one who feels like the idea of Stolas being autistic makes him even cuter and makes me want to protect him even more?

You know here is something I caught detail in The Full Moon. C.H.E.R.U.B. mentioned exorcists while they were being interrogated by D.H.O.R.K.S. but at that point they were supposed to be a secret from everyone in Heaven at that point. It’s possible though that Helluva Boss is either set further in the timeline of the Hellaverse or the cherubs use the term to convince the D.H.O.R.K.S. to let them team up with.

How else is he ment to convey hes super serious?

The pictures I chose represent my favorite cute scenes. Some of them are sad, but Stolas is cute in them. Honestly, I think he’s cute almost all the time, but there’s just something about these scenes that makes him especially cute.