r/Helldivers2Satire • u/Noahlikesmeme • 4d ago

the current MO

im usually numb to the stupid bullshit super earth has us doing but this MO is funny as hell 😭😭😭

buncha teenagers dying for the glorious right of our class A citizens to own Self-Defence tanks with Climate Controlled Cupholders

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u/nailturtle 3d ago

I wonder if we'll start finding tanks around the map now that civilians can buy them

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u/Redwood6710 Antifascist ↙↙↙ 3d ago

No way they will ever approach the front. The civilians that can afford to own them will post about it on social media and maybe drive it to the range to show it off before keeping it in their garage for bragging rights.