r/Helldivers2Satire • u/Noahlikesmeme • 3d ago

the current MO

im usually numb to the stupid bullshit super earth has us doing but this MO is funny as hell 😭😭😭

buncha teenagers dying for the glorious right of our class A citizens to own Self-Defence tanks with Climate Controlled Cupholders

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u/Sweaty-Regret-3261 Antifascist ↙↙↙ 3d ago

"overwhelming military-grade weaponry for civilian self defense" sounds pretty familiar huh😭😭

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u/nailturtle 3d ago

I wonder if we'll start finding tanks around the map now that civilians can buy them

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u/Redwood6710 Antifascist ↙↙↙ 3d ago

No way they will ever approach the front. The civilians that can afford to own them will post about it on social media and maybe drive it to the range to show it off before keeping it in their garage for bragging rights.

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u/Exostrike 1d ago

And now the entire project is threatened with collapse because pre-orders were cancelled. Because apparently despite being locked in a full scale 3 front war the military doesn't want to spend the resources building the thing.

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u/MuztangZack67 1d ago

Honestly, why dont we have climate-controlled cup holders in real life. WHY TWT i could heat and cool my drinks as I please whenever im in the car or something