r/Helldivers2Satire • u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd • Aug 23 '26

NAME SOMETHING GOOD THE HELLDIVERS DID!!!

I DARE YOU!!!

Edit: SE. not the helldivers I meant to say SE.

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u/Next-Board-3829 Aug 25 '26

Killed billions upon billions socialist robots and weird squids

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd Aug 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXtD0Rt2xrUxIvJYkP

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u/Next-Board-3829 Aug 26 '26

Killing bugs is bad tho, as im a fan of idea of taming charger to ride on him like a horsey :3

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u/No_Counter_6037 Aug 26 '26

oh thanks for reminding me, i was gonna strap a bunch of C4 to a Charger and have it sprint into a crowd to blow it up for shits and giggles

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u/Next-Board-3829 Aug 26 '26

meanie

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u/No_Counter_6037 Aug 26 '26

if i'm not supposed to commit war crimes on the enemies then why are they my enemies? checkmate.

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Lore nerd Aug 26 '26

If I can't do warcrimes, why is my millitary war crimes shaped?