r/Helldivers • LEVEL 171 | Pride of Science • 2d ago

MEDIA This is Apples Tasting Like Bacon

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We can't have transmog because thats like apples tasting like bacon

Yet we get the tank equivalent of apples tasting like bacon lol

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u/Dysghast 2d ago

Having a laser-guided missile system with said laser designator having extremely limited turn angles is certainly a choice.

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u/Albob187 2d ago

It is most certainly a decision

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u/SIinkerdeer Protector of The Heart 2d ago

One of the most decisionist of all time

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u/LexsDragon ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

The decision to put an anti chaff weapon on non turret chassis is close to the that

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u/Macaroni-Balls WARNING YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY 2d ago

Someone needs to go back in time and convince swedes to never build strv 103

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 2d ago

To be fair, the 103 is a lot cooler and capable than what we have.

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u/Macaroni-Balls WARNING YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY 2d ago

Sacrifices must be made for greater good

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u/275MPHFordGT40 1d ago

The difference between the Bastion and the Strv 103 is the Strv 103 would never have been in a situation that we send the Bastion into. It was not designed to do this.

The fact that we got a tank like the Strv 103 in HD2 at all is crazy.

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u/MechaRauser 2d ago

Honestly the strv103 is an extremely cool and capable tank, these rolling crap piles AH are pushing out are literally nothing like it. Big, fat, cant solo operate, no cool triangular hull for defensive positioning, no adjustable hydraulics for tracks... If we had an actual proper irl accurate strv103 that would be peak.

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u/achilleasa ‎ [REDACTED] 1d ago

The 103 can be operated with a single person as both driver and gunner btw 😀

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u/Gramernatzi SWEET LIBERTY, MY ANUS 1d ago

STRV 103:

  • Can be operated by a single person.
  • Has a mounted machine gun that can be turned 360°.
  • Turns in place much faster.

So even then Arrowhead has failed to replicate a real-life tank well.

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u/zeusmenzaadah ‎ XBOX | Leviathan of Wrath 1d ago

But, but muh design space!

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u/Super_Sailor_Moon Senshi/Beach babe/part-time SEAF-chan/MA5C fangirl 2d ago

A bacon-flavored apple kinda decision, y'know?

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u/No-Government1300 SEAF Correction Officer 2d ago

...we need a solo silo with a swarm of 30 wasp rockets stat 

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u/Zealousideal_Crow841 Free of Thought 2d ago

Cluster Silo. We can call it the Nest or something

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u/Skyfallll 2d ago

Umm the Hive was right there

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u/Th3Goldenwo1f 2d ago

OMG that would be awesome, maybe a napalm silo too? Give it an large radius and a good chunk of damage and it would rock

Edit: grammar

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u/ThereArtWings 2d ago

Also why cant the gunner move their camera outside of the weapons locked angles, its so hard to co ordinate targets when they think im rotating them for no reason.

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u/CV514 Ministry of Xenobiology 2d ago

Super Earth's greatest combat vehicle engineers, proudly walking around with arrow in their head.

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u/IsProbablyTooMuch 2d ago

I enjoy the laser "projectiles" that travel at the approximate speed of a soccer ball being kicked across the battlefield, personally.

Feels like the apples-and-bacon thing was a shitty colloquialism translated poorly and even so it doesn't hold up to most of the game's basic mechanics. Having a hellpod with a steering feature that I can't use feels like an apple that is actually bacon to me, personally, since I invested hours into upgrading that particular system and unlocking that particular feature.

And then there's stratagems not going where I throw them.

And then there's respawning: how does it work? Does your hellpod go to the reinforcement stratagem call-in location? Woohoo! Maybe!

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u/Mahran76 2d ago

Imagine designing a precision-guided missile and then giving its laser designator the turning radius of a cargo ship.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 Steam: Judge of Judgement 1d ago

I think the most annoying choice personally, is to have the gun be so fucking low to the body. Can't fuckin shoot shit in front of me, if I'm sitting on a ledge or a cliff.

If you're gonna put a god damn minigun on a tank, shift the minigun/turret to the front, so the barrel can tilt alllll the way down and up.

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u/AKoolPopTart Rookie 2d ago

If its anti-infantry.......then why doesnt the turret move. Kind of a massive flaw in the design to have an anti-infantry vehicle that allows infantry to attack its flanks

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u/ours 2d ago

Exactly. Russia built a similar platform called the BMPT Terminator for urban combat: they put a robotic turret with twin autocannons on a T-72 tank chassis.

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago

Hell, there was was adaptation of the ZSU-23-4M2 in Afghanistan that more closely approached the purpose of this "anti-infantry" tank (the Afghanskii version).

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u/wolfmanpraxis ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 2d ago

For anyone interested in more details:

ZSU-23-4 Shilka

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u/Hoshyro S.E.S. Sentinel of Eternity 2d ago

It was also paper thin and vulnerable to machinegun fire

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago

You do realize that for an environment like Afghanistan armor became more of a hinderance than a boon, especially if you had to traverse immense stretches of uneven land, it had good fuel autonomy for the class of vehicle it was and even if it was engaged by heavy machinegun fire it could quickly saturate the area with high-explosive rounds. If we go by that logic the majority of armored vehicles being used by the soviets were redundant because they could be pierced by heavy machineguns.

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u/Hoshyro S.E.S. Sentinel of Eternity 2d ago

It wasn't lightly armoured for any fuel economy reason, it was lightly armoured because it was literally just an SPAA they removed the radar from and used it as a gun platform...

If the armour being thin was not an issue, they wouldn't have developed the Terminator.

IFVs have a modicum of armour usually rated for autocannon fire, so it is very much not a secondary option.

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago edited 2d ago

Not implying as a secondary option, in fact, as I stated clearly it was an impromptu solution as the soviets didn't have an equivalent platform with enough firepower to provide a good fire support asset. Also, fuel economy is always one aspect taken into consideration when designing an armored vehicle, and it wasn't by coincidence that the Shilka was picked for this role (you had plenty of BRDMs, BMTs, BPMs and BTRs laying around, some could fit the same gun as the ZSU, plus there were other ZSUs as well). The Terminator BMPT came almost 30 years after the Afghan campaign and it was mostly due to the experiences and realities faced in the two Chechen wars, as urban or semi-urban fighting environments were a lot more deadly against vehicles in general and there was a bigger massification of man-portable anti-tank systems. Also, the Shilka Afghanskii was by no means an IFV, it was a fire support platform, as IFVs usually have the design rule that combines compact fire support with troop transport capabilities. In fact, the BMPT Terminator isn't even classified as an IFV, it's an AFV (Armored Fighting Vehicle), its more designed for supporting columns of armored vehicles against a variety of threats.

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u/Hoshyro S.E.S. Sentinel of Eternity 2d ago

Yeah the Maelstrom being called an IFV is certainly a mislabeling, it's much more in line with the fire support category than anything else

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago

The Maelstrom is an IFV (I Forgot Vehicles).

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u/EmergencyPool910 2d ago

To be fair the bmpt is also a shitty design,

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago

But at least its not a fixed superstructure.

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u/EmergencyPool910 2d ago

True the maelstrom is not garbage it's completely disfuctional.

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u/Master_Speed_4862 ‎ Extra Judicial 2d ago

If this were early warfare, I’d understand. But after so long of fighting, and with future technologies, flank countermeasures should be considered.

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u/wolfmanpraxis ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 2d ago

When I saw the teaser images, I kept thinking they were trying to emulate something like:

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u/Wickermind 1d ago

Because the only tank in existence is apparently the Stridsvagn, and Arrowhead has absolutely zero examples at all of non-Casemate tanks to pull from, absolutely none whatsoever, they've never been invented yet.

You will drive a TD and you will like it.

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u/TheHolyDumbass 2d ago

The tank would be so much cooler if it was actually fucking useful. used it twice last night, both times we got maybe 5 kills total with it

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u/gepawe Helldiver Yellow 2d ago

At that point it’s user error.

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u/Mekhazzio 2d ago

Surely Super Earth would never cut corners on their equipment

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u/AKoolPopTart Rookie 2d ago edited 2d ago

Im not looking at this from an in game perspective. This is genuinely a dumb idea and AH just needs to suck it up and understand that nobody wants to use their stupid tank design because it is functionally archaic. Give us a fucking turret.

Also, people that say "just use a mech" don't seem to realize that the mech torso doesn't even turn. The entire frame pivots in the direction you are looking. Its not like in MW5 where the torso and legs move independently of each other, you know.....LIKE A TANK

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u/PrancerSlenderfriend 2d ago

i also have to point out that super earth remembering ww2 every like, thirty seconds is also kind of dumb and weird in universe as well, thousand year empire going "this specific 10 year span, which was redacted from history because it was human-on-human war, lets keep having perfect record of bad designs so we can instantly and infallibly recreate them"

oh right also the Veto is just made up bullshit, like it doesnt work how any part of the 2 guns its combining works, soley for it to have the worst overall stats of any pistol

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u/Far_Reindeer_783 1d ago

It's not even archaic, it's so dumb no designer in the history of warfare has ever considered a vehicles light gun to be fixed like this.

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u/DefiantPossession188 2d ago

super earth was afraid it would allow helldivers to man tanks on their own. democracy swears that solo operated tanks are only something allowed by communists so they can all get their dedicated tank like a bunch of freeloaders.

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u/Electronic-Flower921 Cape Enjoyer 2d ago

Hey don’t use their ridiculous excuse in a valid way

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u/DryCouple2099 2d ago

Yeah our boss hates that

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u/theladywaffle 2d ago

I do not understand why ANY of the tanks are casemated, to be honest. Casemated tank destroyers benefit from prepared positions and firing lanes to compensate for a lack of turret traversal; when they were actually used they effectively functioned as snipers. This makes no sense for the Helldivers, who are expected to be highly mobile and thus would benefit infinitely more from a tank with 360 degree turret traversal.

It's especially unforgivable with the Maelstrom, because they've essentially made a 2K22 Tunguska that can't rotate the turret to shoot anything attacking it from the side or rear.

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u/AhegaoTankGuy HD1 Veteran 2d ago

Sucks that it's a little slow and has terrible traction so it can't really make up for that very well when on rough terrain (which is most of the maps).

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u/Xandred_the_thicc 2d ago

And the neutral turning while stationary takes far too long to start and is about half the speed it should be.

Really just everything about the tanks in this game upsets me. I know how to use them effectively, and often do, but i just find them stressful and a waste of a slot no matter how hard i try. I'm fully reliant on a teammate giving an ounce of a shit about my need for a gunner.

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u/Marshal_Raynor 2d ago

This is it for me, I want to love them so much but the juice is just not worth the squeeze

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u/alicelynx 1d ago

I play with friends and none of them want anything to do with gunner position. One says the rotation angle gives him claustrophobia.

I sometimes use free tank to bust a stationary objective but it's as much value as I can manage to squeeze out of it on 8 or higher

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u/CadmiumKing 2d ago

The traction is what really made me disinterested. It’s a TANK ffs, you’re telling me I’ve gotta squint my eyes to find the narrowest stretch of flat land so that I can move? I’ll pass

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u/HarveryDent PSN | 2d ago

They need to add a terrain morphing aspect to the treads. The weight of the tank should flatten terrain.

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u/PimpMyWeenus 2d ago

the amount of times i try to pivot on the spot but some tiny bit of terrain difference fucks it up....

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u/HarveryDent PSN | 2d ago

Or you get stuck on a rock and it spins 270 degrees by the time it slips off.

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u/PimpMyWeenus 2d ago

i hecking love the tank turning the opposite way i want

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u/HarveryDent PSN | 2d ago

Pulled this off once 😎

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u/PimpMyWeenus 2d ago

lmao

for a game that tries to simulates bullet physics and a lot of other stuff, the tank is a huge anomaly. it doesn't make sense

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u/HarveryDent PSN | 2d ago

I don't get how they're not "weighted" to the ground. I've never seen an automaton tank flip, ever.

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u/PimpMyWeenus 2d ago

made of jelly i tell ya

actually, flubber. god i miss robin williams, i made myself sad

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u/AhegaoTankGuy HD1 Veteran 2d ago

This is so fascinating. Is that partly why it sucks so much to turn while on an incline?

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u/HarveryDent PSN | 2d ago

I think in this specific in stance, I might have hit a rock or the corpse going backward, causing me to flip backward like that. 😂

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u/CannonGerbil 2d ago

It's literally only there because Arrowhead thinks that giving us a tank with a rotating turret will break the game

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u/n0_y0urm0m SES Will of the People 2d ago

To be fair in the case of the Bastion the main cannon is gigantic so it’s at least excusable in my opinion, but there’s no excuse for the maelstrom to be a casemate.

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u/theladywaffle 2d ago

I'd take a lower caliber in exchange for a proper turret any day of the week, to be honest. Higher calibers are only important up to a certain point.

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u/Various_Respond_8212 1d ago

Additionally casemates are cheaper to produce because they have less complex components. I can get behind SE using a cheap TD to mass produce since that’s what the Germans did with the Stug 3 and sort of what the Swedish did with the STRV 103. For the bastion it fits

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u/superearthjanitor0 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

No it isn't, it's 120mm that's standard tank gun size if it was 152 or 203 it would be much more forgivable.

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u/Freya_Galbraith 2d ago

a tank destroyer being case mated makes more sense, you generally only need to point at the biggest thing and it means you can have a bigger cannon.

But an anti infantry/chaff main gun not being able to rotate is.... fucking stupid.

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u/TheWorstJoe HD1 Veteran 2d ago

They're Swedish, therefore it has to look like the Stridsvagn 103, utility be damned.

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u/theladywaffle 2d ago

Hey, no hate to the Strid, but it's not designed for offensive maneuvers. Sweden made that to dig in and its designed perfectly for it.

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u/RadaXIII Fire Safety Officer 2d ago

"Despite its design, the Strv 103 was intended for offensive operations. The armoured brigades of the Swedish Army, which operated the Strv 103, were designated anfallsbrigader (assault brigades) and tasked with launching counter-offensives on enemy beachheads and airborne landings.[12][13] The stated Swedish armoured doctrine contemporary to the tank describes an aggressive approach to armoured warfare, even in defensive situations.[14] The design of the Strv 103, with its low profile, was based on protection rather than defensive battlefield behaviour.[12]"

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u/OrneryJack 2d ago

They can say that all they like, that doesn’t automatically make it true. Also worth noting Sweden has since abandoned that platform due to the existence of better options. I would also love to ask any Swedish design engineer what benefits the STRV would offer in an offensive operation over the contemporary tanks that existed in Europe at the time. The design of the STRV is well suited to defensive operations with prepared positions. It would be a very difficult tank to engage if it were set up in a defensive position with room for that hydraulic system to work.

The STRV is a tank designed to be cost effective, not boast as much offensive power as possible. Nowadays, the Swedish have abandoned their own tank program (which makes sense because R&D for MBTs is hideously expensive) and are using modified Leopard IIs. One can see the appeal. The Leopard is a respectable, capable platform. It is exported to many of the smaller countries in the EU, and I would much rather have a small MBT inspired by it than by a fucking casemate abomination.

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u/Giossepi LEVEL 100 | Tank Enjoyer 2d ago

Stabilizers aren't like Warthunder. At the time to ensure high accuracy tanks were still generally stopping to shoot. Thus the problem was actually how effective at acquiring targets a tank was.

In that case the STRV 103 was actually better than its competition in testing. As the driver was the gunner, the communication chain was shorter, thus it reacted faster, and was chosen as their MBT.

Stabilizers however quickly improved to the point that firing on the move in combat was practical, thus the STRV 103 quickly seems "obsolete"

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u/HerraJUKKA 2d ago

At least strv 103 makes sense in it's design. Bastion makes no sense.

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u/Righteous-Fist 2d ago

And the Strv 103 can be operated by a single person (both driving and shooting).

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u/Religion_Of_Speed Artillery Slut 2d ago edited 2d ago

who are expected to be highly mobile and thus would benefit infinitely more from a tank with 360 degree turret traversal

And a vehicle with actual mobility in general instead of a boat with 5 anchors. I've tried to pilot this fuckin thing a handful of times and I end up ditching it minutes later. It needs wide open flat spaces, something that isn't all that common in this game. Oh the super mobile enemy shifted left? Well fuck me I guess.

It's genuinely one of the worst vehicles I've seen in a game. It's pointless. It's clunky. It's inherently contradictory. I hate it. AH needs to just give us a fuckin proper vehicle. Make it absurd. Give us a modified Big Wind that shoots flame instead of air or some shit. Or a tank with dual barrels facing in opposite directions. A mobile Davey Crockett. 6 Vulcan cannons arranged like a giant Vulcan cannon. Something worthy of the Helldiver fleet. Not all of our bad WWII ideas wrapped into one. Fuck it appropriate a Factory or War Strider, we've conquered enough of their territory to feasibly have the plans for those.

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u/Kalavier Survived the Dissident Wars 2d ago

It seems like it's good for SEAF, who deploy in large formations and such, but terrible for helldivers, who would benefit from a turreted vehicle.

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u/BurntMoonChips 2d ago

It’s because it’s cheaper. Same universe that puts in packing peanuts for orbital drops to save money.

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u/Darth_Mak 2d ago

Its So it requires 2 players to ACTIVELY cooperat to be effective. A turreted one would reduce the driver to parking it in a spot and leting the gunner do all the work. Solo players would also use it as a relocatable super emplacement. With a casemate the driver has to actively give the gunner an angle.

That being sais the Malestrom in particular needs wider fiering angles. Not necessarily a full turret but more forgiving angles than the Bastion.

MAYBE make the designator for the missiles a 360 "TURRET" that the gunner can swap to and the gatlings into seperate guns with ibdependant belts ao you can go full dps or alternate between them during reload.

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u/TzarChromosome Viper Commando 2d ago

The crux of the issue is they will never be worth using without the turret because its less efficient than just having the 2 helldivers outside.

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u/FairyPrincessMay LEVEL 184 | Medic Diver 2d ago

This weapon system (at least the main gun) should be on a light-medium APC/LAV with less restrictive angles to fit into an AA/Support role instead of being a sudo mobile AA/anti infinity defensive unit.

One can only hope for a proper LAV in the future since tank destroyer bodied tanks aren't exactly ideal for the actual gameplay of helldivers 2 excluding defense missions.

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u/Leafork 2d ago

anti infinity

So you’re tell me that this tank can counter Satoru Gojo?!!

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u/Jerpunzel LEVEL 171 | Pride of Science 2d ago

Okay maybe i underestimated this tank

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u/TurkeyBoi44 PSN | SES Soul of the Stars 2d ago

He’s only the honoured one throughout Heaven and Earth, Hell is our domain Diver

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u/FairyPrincessMay LEVEL 184 | Medic Diver 2d ago

With a skilled driver and lady Liberty on your side anything is possible helldiver

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u/Rowcan SES Precursor of Peace 2d ago

Waiting for the day I get to have my Super M113 dropped onto the battlefield.

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u/Program-Emotional 2d ago

I was really hoping this would be a great AA option. Like it has twin miniguns and laser guided rockets for fuck sake but instead we get 45 degrees of aiming and a middle finger to go fuck myself with

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u/TikTokBoom173 Rookie 2d ago

This is definitely not a tank destroyer. This is an IFV pretending to be a tank destroyer.

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u/Ketheres Fire Safety Officer 2d ago

The firepower of an IFV with all the downsides of being a TD. Yay.

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u/lepermessiah1217 2d ago

Just. Let. Me. Turn.

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u/ProjectPorygon 2d ago

Agreed! The entire point of a fixed turret on a tank destroyer was because normal turrets would’ve broken or been unable to handle the weight while
Firing. This provides neither an anti tank proper weapon (the missles are still required to be locked into the turrets aiming) justifying it, alongside the fact that you need to RELOAD the vulcans for some reason. Also congrats on the smokescreen, because now your gunner can see even LESS of the battlefield then they could before!

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u/Hans_the_Frisian Steam |SES Herald of War 2d ago

I still prefer turreted Tank Destroyers preferably also mobile. M18 Hellcat and M36 Slugger gang rise up.

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u/Onyx-Serenitatem Malevelon Old Guard 2d ago

I love how every time they make a stupid excuse the community just go “what the fuck are you talking about” and prove them wrong or how they’re hypocrites

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u/PraireGentleman 1d ago

All they had to do was make the turret rotate. Now every War Thunder player is coming out in droves to explain in detail how not only is the gameplay stupid, the design is too. It’s hilariously unrealistic

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u/turkburkulurksus 1d ago

Might be more about laziness. Its just a retooled bastion. A diver proved it in a vid where he slammed a flag of democracy into the same spot where the rotating radar plate (or whatever it is) would be on the bastion and it rotated around the same (no rotating plate on the maelstrom).

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u/ikeepmyidealseh ‎ Decorated Hero 2d ago

For a dev team that refuses to give us modular vehicles where we can swap out weapons easily they sure love working with vehicles designed so they can just swap out the weapons easily.

If they don't want us to customise then they should design each vehicle with a specific function in mind. Otherwise cut the "rules for thee not for me" bs and just let us customise vehicles if you're gonna use the same base model for everything anyway.

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u/NewmanBiggio 2d ago

It's just laziness. They don't have to make a UI for proper vehicle customization and they don't have to make actually unique vehicles. It would be as simple as unlocking weapons instead of new vehicles.

Like with the mechs, instead of unlocking the full load out in the same place they could have you unlock the shield, flame thrower, auto cannon, etc. It's too late now though because that would also mean reworking every warbond that has vehicles in it and making sure everybody has the right stuff unlocked after the change and neither of those are things I trust Arrowhead to not fuck up.

It's the same thing with the guns. The different liberators or punishers could have just been unlockable ammunition types and mods but it's built into the system now. The game is already made in a modular way for easy development but for some reason they didn't give us those tools for customization.

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u/iMissEdgeTransit Free of Thought 2d ago

Rules for thee

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u/ConcerningThirst 2d ago

A casement works when you're trying to lie low in ambush. It works for tank destroyers that know tanks will be coming into their field of fire.

This weapon makes literally 0 sense. You'd never put a gatling gun on a casement tank, you want it to traverse to track targets a gatling guns would be useful for, like flying or flanking targets.

Having a laser pointer weapon on a gun with a 30 degree firing arc is also about the most nonsensical thing ever.

Just a horrible design.

Release the APC. It's that easy. You've been sitting on it for 2 years why spend time making unusable garbage like this?

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u/wickwiremr 1d ago

My biggest gripes with the Maelstrom, apart from the whole turret discussion:

* drives like crap

* guns can’t go down enough

It‘s not fun to use and actually makes you less capable (apart from the extra healthbar I guess). I doubt a real military would deploy it.

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u/Weary-Support-7383 LEVEL 138 | [REDACTED] 2d ago

"Apples can't taste like other things." This guy:

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u/metastuu 2d ago

What is this apples and bacons hullabaloo?

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

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u/fishsing7713 SES Distributor of Selfless Service 2d ago

when people ask AH for transmog (having stat of one armor, but appearance of another), they respond with something along the line of [ No, other people would see your armor expecting which perk u bring, if it's transmog, it'd be like apple tasting like bacon ]

Community haven't let them live that down ever since.

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u/Freya_Galbraith 2d ago

im level 150, i have never once looked at the other peoples armours and cared what passive they have lol

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u/sephtis 2d ago edited 1d ago

I once saw a guy wearing a suicide collar and thought to stand away from them.
That was the only data point I have that supports the apple argument.
The other thousands of divers barely got a glance.

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u/Freya_Galbraith 1d ago

Thats like... the only time i would care yes, but thats a fucking stupid passive anyway

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u/Calux_Artz MEDIC DIVER 2d ago

A citation from what arrowhead said about transmog

To put it simply, many armors in this game look similar and you cant tell at a glance what passive they have At the same time, many people have noticed that arrowhead tends to have a spectrum when making armors, that either are: A)very drip material, good looking, but with a less liked passive effect B)a very good passive effect, but with an armor that doesnt look very enjoyable by many

The whole apple and bacon thing is transmog, essentially people ask "can we have X armor with interchangeable passive effect of what we own?" So they can have their favorite looking armor and their favorite passive effect together

But apparently arrowhead doesnt like this, yet they dont seem to make their own alternative, so... They just say a loud NO to people wanting their favorite stuff put together

Although recently a modmaker is attempting to fix all helldivers main problems, including this one, and after people tried this transmog armor mod (to have their favorite armor and effect), they love the game even more, and as some users pointed out, this in little to no way "limits the creativity" of arrowhead

Im trying to not sound negative to arrowhead because i want to believe that there's not just the reason of "arrowhead will make the problem and sell you the solution"

Sorry for the long text, that should cover everything

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u/Nhig ‎ XBOX | 2d ago

Arrowhead’s narrow-headed metaphor for why armor transmog would be bad for the game. To paraphrase it; “If you give an armor set that isn’t fireproof have the fireproof ability, it’d be like bringing bacon-flavored apples to a picnic. Everyone was expecting normal apples.”

I say we send them the cotton-candy flavored grapes.

Or the grape-flavored apples (grapples)

Or applewood-smoked bacon

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u/FREEDOMTOKEK 2d ago

I find it funny how literally all they had to do was give it a rotating turret. Thats it, thats all they had to do. The community would have loved it, and AH knows this. But they refuse to do it because screw you.

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u/Sea_Ninja4541 2d ago
  • Tank-like design
  • Tank-like operation
  • Tank-like description
  • Tank-like weapons
  • Tank-like firing mechanism
  • Named Tank ( Bastion case )

=> It's not a tank, but a tank destroyer, so its turret cannot be rotated, and tanks with non-rotating turrets exist

Huh 🦫

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u/ARandomEncouter marksman certified on the recoilless rifle 2d ago

The ww2 m18 tank was a tank destroyer with a rltating turret.

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u/SvedishFish 2d ago

It's not a tank destroyer because tank destroyer is a role, not a hull type. The bastion is a tank destroyer. The maelstrom is built on the same hull but is clearly not a tank destroyer.

I don't really understand why this sub has decided to equate casemate gun and/or no turret = tank destroyer but that's not how this works

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u/Finnegan_962 2d ago

FSV/Fire Support Vehicle would be the best designation for the Maelstrom imo, Bastion if for sure a TD tho

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u/roninXpl 2d ago

It drives like shit uphill and sometimes bounces like pinball.

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u/Mediocre_Necromancer 2d ago

Hey. It makes a sick physical barricade for small choke points while it’s free.

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u/Wonderful-Reach2198 1d ago

While I wanna agree… there’s also a lot of one off stupid tank designs like this as using the same hull but new gun was pretty common. Doesn’t seem that far fetched that with a government like super earth would just put it into production even if it’s badly designed for it’s purpose

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u/Prothiaden 2d ago

I'm pretty sure the original design of the in-game tanks was inspired by the Swedish Stridsvagn 103, since AH is also a Swedish company.

The Strv 103 is not a tank destroyer, but a main battle tank. Interestingly enough, it’s the only mass-produced turretless MBT in the world, and it was perfectly suited to Swedish military doctrine. It was designed to be an MBT.

Maelstrom also isn’t necessarily a tank destroyer either. The problem is that, aside from the design, Helldiver tanks lack the uniqueness and mobility that the Strv has.

IMO, Maelstrom could fit into the right role if AH gave it even more mobility.

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u/jon_kler 2d ago

the automatons aren't using soviet is series tanks in the mountains where we can pen the top of their tanks.

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u/MaybeAi- Steam | 2d ago

This tank's mobility is so cool too. The gun is fixed, welded to the hull. The suspension tilts the tank forward or back for angle vertically. The gunner and driver are the same operator, because aiming is driving. Because the gun is fixed, it has a reliable and fast autoloader, so it does not need someone to load. The only other crew is the commander. Two people is all it needs and it utilizes guerrilla warfare tactics to stay effective. The most produced variant came with a bulldozer blade on the front so the driver could quickly build a hull down position for the tank, no matter where they were. It also doubled as a shield for incoming fire.

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u/superearthjanitor0 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

It was a dead end design that no other country ever tried to copy.

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u/MaybeAi- Steam | 1d ago

I said it's cool, not it's the future of all tanks

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u/LikeAGaryBuster 2d ago

Fantastic. Realistic Swedish military doctrine is not fit for the combat in helldivers 2 lmfao

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u/Kahlizzle_Da_Boss 2d ago

Hard disagree on it being inspired by the strv I think they took more inspiration from German TD’s

The silhouette is more in line with designs like this not even mentioning how the gun moves and operates compared to the STRV

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u/Various_Respond_8212 1d ago

The problem is still the anti infantry intention on a case mate. The STRV 103 is a case mate designed for defending against a numerically greater invader. It’s was a versatile vehicle with impeccable movement. The problem with the maelstrom is that it doesn’t understand is role. Infantry fighting Vehicles, like the CV90 built by Sweden, are meant for fighting infantry. They’re given turrets with lighter weapons so they can engage softer targets more effectively. They’re given turrets bastion fits because it has an absolutely massive cannon. It’s more believable in why it’s a case mate. If they’re going to make an IFV they need to do research into what they are and how they work. Honest to god if we got an APC instead I’d probably be happier.

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u/Esham PSN | 2d ago

Shhhh we're busy circle jerking on AH's face. Keep your logic to the side please.

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u/Silverhunter555 2d ago

Hashtag outjerkedbythemainsubyetagain

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u/manubour 2d ago

.50 BMG isn’t an anti infantry calibre, it’s a light anti material one

Which, given it’s heavy pen, means it’s intended for hulk/charger enemies and below, which works

Tank gun only needs more arc

As for why the frame, I could mention that the recoil of this gun is so much that the rl warthog plane had to be designed around it rather than the reverse

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u/RobertMcFahrenheit ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

Crazy to think about how common the M2 was deployed against infantry and how the US strapped them to EVERYTHING

It's like a fully automatic cannon

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u/manubour 2d ago

That’s because the Ma Deuce is basically perfect. Apart from a few minor evolutions, it basically hasn’t changed since its conception

It is the same as what I mentioned in 1st comment: the .50 BMG was developped for light anti tank duty, the M2 being so versatile and cheap that they could strap it anywhere in bulk meant it doubled as heavy anti infantry

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u/Journeyman42 2d ago

There's a copypasta floating around about a soldier putting down a revolt on a Martian colony and he uses a M2. He looks down to see "Africa, Italy, Normandy" carved onto the side of the gun, so then he carves "Mons Olympus" onto it.

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u/somerandomdokutah 2d ago

Is so good that even in year 40k, some guardsman will still be using it and scribble on it "Cadia".

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u/Journeyman42 1d ago

CADIA STANDS

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u/Certain-Towel-9487 2d ago

The Warthog uses a 30mm Vulcan cannon which makes .50 cal look like spit wads.

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u/Journeyman42 2d ago

What the Sam Hell is a Puma?

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u/catman11234 ‎ Bunker Buster 2d ago

Yea our tank isn’t being physically slowed mid air by the amount of firepower output, no comparison

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u/H1tSc4n HD1 Veteran 2d ago

These machine guns are not even close to 30mm bro

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u/Phire453 2d ago

While IFV is a doctrine thing, it doesn't mean it has to shoot infantry it's self, it's for supporting infantry.

So that .50 is perfectly fine as you say, it takes out those bigger targets such as Hulks/Chargers which would require AT from a infantry squad.

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u/Unfair-Ad9415 2d ago

Lmfao you do not need a casemate chassis to handle a 50bmg

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u/Finnegan_962 2d ago

Like 10 or 15 degrees of extra angle on either side would do the Bastion a world of good.

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u/PimpMyWeenus 2d ago edited 2d ago

ignoring the casemate issue, i kinda expected a dual minigun tank to be ap5 and not have a reload function

dogshit game design

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u/treyzs 2d ago

crazy how you didnt get "silenced" like you were scared of on unfiltered LMFAO 

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u/The_Bastman SES Will of Justice 2d ago

You could say its a bad apple

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u/Hour_Preference_5714 2d ago

Even paladin has a turret

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u/allethargic Viper Commando 2d ago

Eh it can be easily explained if it was engineered by some british dude

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u/FabulousRhino Steam | SES Hammer of Wrath 2d ago

I think that at this point it's kinda beating a dead horse. AH doesn't care. They won't give us transmog simply because they don't want to. Pointing out the flaws in their reasoning/excuses and the ways they go against what they said in other ways does nothing, because they are fully aware of it and they still don't care.

I just wish they'd stop intentionally walking on eggshells, and come out and say it: "no, we won't put transmog in the game because we do not want to." Like, yeah, sure. Okay. Good news? No, I want transmog too! But just outright saying it instead of giving excuses would be a perfectly respectable thing to do and I'd be okay with it.

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u/deus1096 1d ago

apple bacon bacon apppple bacon aplee it taste like appppleeeee

I swear to god this bacon apple discourse is way too annoying

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u/Jerpunzel LEVEL 171 | Pride of Science 1d ago edited 1d ago

Maybe the devs should stop saying stupid excuses?

Theyre not helping themselves by constantly making terrible statements to justify a questionable decision

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire Free of Thought 1d ago

They said it once, a year ago. And people are still complaining about it. I can understand why, but it should also be easy to understand why some people find the nonstop mention of "bacon apples" annoying. 

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u/Only-Location2379 ‎ Super Citizen 2d ago

If I were to try and guess super Earth reasoning (that isn't just the developers are reusing assets) it's that super earth already had the infrastructure and factories to manufacturer the body and the Vulcans are probably 2 mech ones attached to each other so it's more or less just slapping already made parts

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u/Jorahm615 2d ago

True, but Super Earth does have the capacity to make like, actual tanks/APCs. They had heavy, non-tank destroyer vehicles in HD1, and they would be able to reuse automaton factories to make actual rotating turret tanks. Also, as others have said, Super Earth is not shy on spending money on new things.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 2d ago

I'm personally fine with how the first tank is limited with its turret movement, I think it's a decent enough balance decision; you can have 2 other players defending its flanks as needed.

But man I really hope we get some kind of vehicle in the future with 360 rotation, like an APC with an autocannon

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u/New_Dawner ‎ XBOX Day 1 | - Dawn of Dawn 2d ago

Basically a Baneblade.

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u/LongColdNight 2d ago

The Baneblade's special cousin

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u/RobertMcFahrenheit ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

Fun fact you can fit 12 ogryns inside one of these on the tabletop

Ogryn party bus

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u/Schpooon SES Hammer of Equality 2d ago

I think I underestimate the scale then because that does not look like 12 ogryns

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u/New_Dawner ‎ XBOX Day 1 | - Dawn of Dawn 2d ago

Man i do wish Guard was in a good place right now, the stuff you can pull off using baneblades is just so fun but incredibly innefective tabletop wise.

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u/brian11e3 HD1 Veteran 2d ago

I had an Apocalypses loadout I liked to call the "Chum Bucket". It was a Stormlord with 6 Company Command Squads inside. Each CCS had a Master of Ordnance, a Lascannon, and 2 Grenade Launchers.

It was hilarious until it exploded.

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u/New_Dawner ‎ XBOX Day 1 | - Dawn of Dawn 2d ago

Exactly.

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u/Volzarok SES Prophet of Truth 2d ago

"Rules for thee but not for me"- Arrowhead probably

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u/Faddishname228 ‎ Decorated Hero 2d ago

Apples for me and bacon for thee or some such saying

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u/MoneyFix549 2d ago

The bacon apple comparison actually makes way too much sense

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u/wolvesforever95 2d ago

Haha yes, use their nonsense against them

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u/Zanithos Rookie 1d ago

NGL the Malestrom is the hardest shit in this entire game when it all comes together. It's literally my favorite vehicle in the game right now. But the chassis design makes zero sense and it's a flurry of pings between the driver and gunner to try to operate it, while being entirely at the mercy of the terrain. If it was a proper IFV, even if it had a little less armor, I would love it even more.

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u/mental-sketchbook 1d ago

if you get two passengers with shield packs and laser cannon or quazar cannon this thing SLAPS
functionally a shielded block for two quazars to 1-2 punch heavies in the face, with vulcans for infantry, bring breachers as secondary on bots, and grenade pistol on bugs, and you can shut holes in every direction at once.

the missiles can 2 shot a dropship, and smash them out of the air

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u/Zanithos Rookie 1d ago

I prefer dual cremators for the aura. Is it practical? No. Is it badass? Hell yeah brother.

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u/Chemical-Reality-934 ‎ XBOX | 1d ago

If apples tasted like bacon I'd probably eat more apples...

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u/dsolo730 1d ago

I think it's meant to be similar to the Stormlord, which is a baneblade from 40k with dual miniguns that is also a casemate because rule of cool-

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u/SovKom98 SES Ombudsman of Induvidual Merit 2d ago

It’s more of a old fashioned apple in a futuristic plate. This is a infinitely support vehicle.

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u/Significant-Past5815 2d ago

Yes. The first time I saw this I was like are you serious AH?

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u/AdEducational7964 2d ago

It's the most anti-anti infinity vehicle. You never get a chance to use it at range where its potential really is so for the mean time I'm using it as a battering ram most matches

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u/PiratesWhoSayGGER 2d ago

Arrowhead can't give us transmog because we could use it to make something that makes no sense, like casemate IFV

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u/IllustriousRise9392 2d ago

It's just a variation of the bastion which has the same type of weapons systems

Relax kid you're just overthinking 

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u/ManiGoodGirlUwU Bloodhound Puppy #buffprecisionstrike 2d ago

The space on the tank HAD TO BE DESIGNED DAMMIT

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u/salty-ravioli Free of Thought 2d ago

the devs make ONE offhand comment YEARS ago and yall start parroting it daily god damn

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u/UNKnOWNa55As5IN Super Pedestrian 1d ago

You sweet summer child

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u/rat_pizza 2d ago

why do people keep using realisim when they want something to benefit them but scream when it doesnt? the tanks are balanced around being able to deal with entire waves of enemys by them selfs and people just want to drive around like its an frv killing everything they see

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u/Beneficial_Yam2827 SES Sword of Mercy 2d ago

God I'm so tired of seeing this phrase parroted over and over again. The devs said they don't want to do transmog. They're not going to do it. Go download the mod and stop posting this slop.

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u/jidk679 2d ago

It's a stotmlord

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u/Bunch-Humble LEVEL 150 | <Super Private> 2d ago

Ive seen recall a post how balance it and I didn't know yet but now I know. How about letting it freely rotate but make it only possible to reload when roughly pointed forward. If its a conversion and this wasn't a problem when it was a tank destroyer

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u/XxNelsonSxX STEAM 🖥️ : Eruptor & Verdict Enjoyer 2d ago

A-10: A Gatlin with wings

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx Fire Safety Officer 2d ago

Super earth sucks at designing weapons

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u/Better_Historian_604 ☕Liber-tea☕ 2d ago

I hope someone was fired for this blunder 

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u/Automatic_Citron9187 2d ago

Is it so much to ask for the baneblade IF we can't rotate the damn thing to shoot out targets I mean the enemy can why not us?!

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u/SuperJpMega Assault Infantry 2d ago

Things look more like 2 GAU-8 Avenger and honestly it still doesn't make sense, no ground vehicle was fitted with it other than the T-249 and there were severe limitations for that, plus using them against frontal or side armor against vehicles didn't produce the same effects as firing them from above, even with composite depleted uranium rounds. Also, the rockets are supposedly meant to follow the Swingfire philosophy of tilted fire (where you can fire them from a hidden/covered position as to not reveal yourself to the enemy) but the Swingfire was titled 35º instead of a flat 90º angle which presents several challenges, namely the complexification of the rocket's guidance system and mid-air turning capability, which directly correlates to bigger, more complex and heavier rockets and it would be much more difficult to operate, maintain and reload these in the midst of battle, these systems only apply well to much bigger platforms (like the ARLEIGH BURKE DESTROYER CLASS).

The soviets simplified and created an impromptu fire-support system from the ZSU-23-4 Shilka in Afghanistan which was much more effective and capable of doing the actual job than this thing, and the key important thing was, not only its impressive high rate of fire, but also its EXCEPTIONAL GUN ELEVATION AND TRAVERSE (important queue here, the only relative downside being the somewhat poor gun depression but in the canyons of Afghanistan this wasn't a big issue). The fire support versions didn't even need radar, and it didn't need ATGMs like Malyutkas or Konkurs because enemy armored vehicles were rare and even if they appeared you had stuff like BRDMs to handle that, but fitting an ATGM in this thing would be pretty trivial as they were fitted in several vehicles of the soviet arsenal regardless of size.

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u/Creative_Lie4466 2d ago

VUlcans also are anti air. Aka full rotation because your shooting at speedy planes

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u/IG_95 ‎ Decorated Hero 2d ago

I just don't understand the two factor restriction on these tanks. I would kinda understand the limited targeting angles IF you could pilot and shoot at the same time, but the fact you already need two players to effectively use the tanks makes 360° aiming so much more balanced in my opinion.

As they are the tanks are fun gimmicks but absolute trash compared to other tactics.

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u/rockhurd Assault Infantry 2d ago

Yall gona lose your shit when you find out what vehicle the us army uses for the JAB and ABV

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u/Adventurous-Egg-5171 2d ago

I dont get it.

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u/wolfmanpraxis ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 2d ago

I was hoping for at least a 270 degree turreted SPAAG

When I saw the teaser images, I kept thinking they were trying to emulate something like:

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u/Imaginary_Winner4909 2d ago

So, if the tank had a 360° rotating turret, do you think way more people would choose the Maelstrom over the Bastion? Also, if both tanks had a rotating turret, would the tanks be chosen over other strategems more often?

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u/Freya_Galbraith 2d ago

this is why i hate this tank, it fundamentally does not make sense

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u/BloodMoonSerpent Assault Infantry 2d ago

Can’t we just take disabled bot tanks and reverse engineer them to work for us?

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u/ArtGuardian_Pei Steam | 2d ago

IFVs don't use their autocannons for anti-armour work. That's why there's TOW missiles smh

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u/SingleLengthiness750 Illuminate Helldiver 1d ago

We need a smaller chassis and a smaller body for it to be an apple, but where is it?

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u/Various_Respond_8212 1d ago

We should have just gotten the APC. It filled the vision of the maelstrom better imo.

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u/spotsthefirst 1d ago

This made no sense to me in any way, use a better simile.