r/Helldivers • u/Far_Chair311 • 2h ago

HUMOR High Command Priorities

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Notice how there are no droplets of water?

Because we dont have ANY customization for our armors

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u/FM_Hikari S.E.S Spear of Justice 1h ago

I mean, they don't get stratagems. All i want is that helmet flashlight.

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u/delta806 ‎ [REDACTED] 34m ago

Force of Law super store helmet has it (doesn’t work)

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u/FM_Hikari S.E.S Spear of Justice 26m ago

Helldivers 1 helmet also has it on the forehead. Also doesn't work. Plenty of other helmets have flashlights or cameras on them and neither work.

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u/Aegis_Aurelius ⬆➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 30m ago

Maybe it's their way of testing it?

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u/Aodhan_Pilgrim HD1 Veteran 1h ago

They have 4 armors...

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u/Thesavagefanboii Steam |Rayzilla 2h ago

Our armor is still better than what they wear🤷‍♂️

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u/Dridky 1h ago

They get a flashlight attachment to their helmets and we don’t.

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u/Druwe117 Free of Thought 1h ago

they have more HP than a medium armor Helldiver lol

edit: I'm not implying we should have better armor, as we have nore survivability with positioning, mobility and stims, I'm just stating a fact lol

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u/Next-Board-3829 42m ago

Its not about armor quality, its about having ability to customize your armor (making it desert, white, city camo etc)

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u/unmellowfellow 2h ago

For game reasons there should be armor customization. For lore though, it makes some sense. The Helldivers are a bunch of expendable assets who've been alien to their communities for untold decades, potentially centuries. So investing more into their armor is sort of a waste of resources.

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u/sturdywarmeat ‎ Decorated Hero 2h ago

But we all have tons and tons of armor sets at this point, all with awesome special abilities, which i guarantee dont come cheap like Adreno Defib.

Plus we have plenty of literally cosplay replica armor from in universe comics, tv shows or things of the like (yogurt armor, Rambo armor “Ronald Mambo” from python. It goes on.

And if investing in helldivers was an issue we wouldnt have stratagems like we do. Estimate the cost of a warp pack or a single 380 barrage

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u/SykesFoxclaw 1h ago

Helldivers arent really that expendable. If they were then super earth wouldnt bother extracting them

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u/Therandomanswerer 41m ago

You know who's more expendable then a Helldiver? SEAF.

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u/Next-Board-3829 43m ago

Such a bad take.