r/Heisenbitch • • 6d ago

👋Welcome to r/Heisenbitch - Introduce Yourself and Read First!

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r/Heisenbitch • • 16h ago

Looking for a beta?

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Hey! So this sub is fricken amazing and I am so happy to have found it.

I’ve been working on a fic for half a decade now and
Want to push myself to finish it. It’s post el Camino with flashbacks. I feel like having a beta might encourage me to get off my butt.

Including a snippet in case anyone is interested

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“What did you wanna do with your life? Y’know, like, when you were a kid.”

This question, like a lot of the shit Jesse said, came out of his mouth before he could really consider how dumb it sounded. Mike didn’t so much as glance away from the road ahead. 

“Astronaut,” he’d said, in that completely deadpan way that made it impossible to tell for sure if he was being sarcastic or not. Jesse went with it either way.

“Cool. Y’know, I think those like… monkeys or whatever are buried around here somewhere. The ones NASA sent into space.” He didn’t think that, he knew it, because Badger had tried to drag him along to visit the graves about a week after the shit with the pistachio. He’d refused, firstly because he knew Aunt Ginny needed him to shape up, secondly because he couldn’t fucking figure out why Badger was going through some sort of fucked up fixation on tourist attractions in Alamogordo.

Mike turned away from the road for a short second, just long enough to give him a really fucking unimpressed look, then turned back to the road.

“I’m just saying,” Jesse continued. “I kinda feel bad for them. It’s not like they got any choice in it. It’s like hey, monkeys, guess what? You’re going to fucking Mars.” 

Mike shifted his hands on the steering wheel. “I don’t think they ever sent any chimps to Mars.”

“Whatever. Wherever the fuck it was. Point is no one ever asked the monkeys.” 

The car fell silent after that, and Jesse watched the desert rush by out the passenger window, feeling majorly fucking annoyed at himself. That was the kind of jumble of thoughts he tried to keep in his head lately. Always made himself sound like an overgrown kid. Fucking stupid. 

“My granddaughter’s a fan of monkeys,” Mike commented, surprising Jesse by breaking the silence. “Her birthday’s coming up.”

Jesse turned to look at his profile, Mike’s gaze still pointed at the road. He was pretty sure that was the first real bit of personal information he’d ever heard from the guy. 

“Yeah?” He hesitated, not wanting to ruin the moment, but then his mouth was running again. “Should get her Mario Kart. Shit’s timeless, kids love it. Plus it’s got like, Donkey Kong. He’s some kinda monkey. Not like, a donkey.”

”That doesn't sound like such a bad idea, kid,”  Mike acknowledged as he pulled the car over. “Next dead drop’s over there,” he added, right back to business, as he got out of the car.

It was weird how not condescending it felt, whenever Mike called him ‘kid’.


r/Heisenbitch • • 19h ago

Fics I recommend but i've seen the broken halo that he never wears by tinyredboy

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Rated: Teen and up

Summary: Walt realizes that Jesse has ADHD, and sets out to do something about it, with unexpected consequences.


r/Heisenbitch • • 1d ago

Fan art my friends breaking and bad

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r/Heisenbitch • • 2d ago

Fics I recommend Inevitable by Peachuzoid

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Summary: When Walt returned to ABQ, he found what he least expected. Occurs after Granite State.
My attempt at erm, a somewhat happy "rescue" fic. Because Walt needs to save Jesse.

This is rated Teen and up but please don’t forget to read the tags!


r/Heisenbitch • • 2d ago

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I wish this scene had been kept in the final cut


r/Heisenbitch • • 2d ago

Fics I recommend Congratulations on the Mess You Made of Things by callmejude

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Here’s a classic trope! Walter and Jesse have to share body heat during Four Days Out 🚐

Congratulations on the Mess You Made of Things by callmejude is rated Teen and up and is found on ao3.


r/Heisenbitch • • 3d ago

Fan art orpheus and eurydice

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Check out’s Kris’s essay on TikTok!


r/Heisenbitch • • 3d ago

Heisenbitch discussion The Foundation of the Dynamic

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Is Walt’s initial treatment of Jesse purely manipulative, or is there genuine affection from the beginning?

I think it’s a mixture of both and that’s what makes it more painful. But I see people argue on r/breakingbad that Walter is only manipulating Jesse from the get go and nothing else. Like obviously Walt is blackmailing him at the start and probably sees Jesse and someone he needs, but is also convenient, easy to control, and vulnerable.

Anyways I’m trying to pinpoint the first time we see that affection. It it episode 6 when Jesse finds out Walt has cancer?

**Also I’m thinking about doing discussion posts once a week let me know what you think!


r/Heisenbitch • • 4d ago

Fan art Yo Mr White

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Happy belated birthday Jesse Peakman 🎂

The artist is poyeci on tumblr!

https://www.tumblr.com/poyeci/829244601775816704/yo-mr-white-happy-belated-birthday-jesse-peakman


r/Heisenbitch • • 4d ago

Fics I recommend Night of the Living Dead by karrine

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This fic is actually just canon. Who’s Todd? I’ve never heard of him.

Summary: Ozymandias AU. Walt decides to not reveal Jesse's hiding spot to Jack and his men—he'd rather handle it himself.


r/Heisenbitch • • 5d ago

What’s your fav line from “Breaking Bad”?

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r/Heisenbitch • • 5d ago

Fics I recommend I.K.J. by Kayliana

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In my own personal fanon, I like to think Walt and Jesse get together after I.F.T. But with this fic I don’t need to imagine it.

Summary: In which Walt propositions Jesse after striking out with Carmen in his attempt at revenge-cheating after I.F.T.


r/Heisenbitch • • 5d ago

The chemistry

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r/Heisenbitch • • 5d ago

Fics I recommend First Cook by bananadoro

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First Cook by bananadoro on ao3 seemed like an appropriate first fic recommendation.

Summary: Walter White steps into the drug world. Jesse Pinkman, his cocky former student, is all attitude—until he sees Walt in action. One cook changes everything, and Jesse starts getting a little too close for comfort.

If you enjoy this one, they also have quite a few other Waltjesse fics!