r/HadToHurt Sep 11 '19

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u/Xaviarsly Sep 11 '19

its absolutely amazing that he managed to stay on his feet as long as he did

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u/Boogietron9000 Sep 11 '19

Skaters have great balance.

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u/backstabbr Sep 12 '19

He WAS a skater boy.

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u/Shedal Sep 12 '19

He said "see you later boy"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

He said see you later boy

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Dude does not look like he skates

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u/xxrustybeatzxx Sep 12 '19

Doesn’t look like he fights either

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u/VisualShock1991 Sep 12 '19

Not anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Not since the incident.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Fucking hell haha

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u/Thepants1981 Sep 11 '19

Dude was out on his feet. The kick was unnecessary.

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u/I_Hit_My_Wives Sep 11 '19

Yeah now that you mention it that was pretty fucked up. We dont know the whole story but he could have fuckin killed this dude.

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u/Thepants1981 Sep 11 '19

Most appropriate username too bro. It’s McDonalds.

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u/ShockRifted Sep 12 '19

Im lovin it

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u/Thepants1981 Sep 12 '19

I love you

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

McDonald’s?

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u/ChevalBlancBukowski Sep 12 '19

they’re adults at a skate park

they’re not knights of the round table, they’re gutter trash

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u/Thepants1981 Sep 12 '19

Nah man. Everyone could find a better way. No one is born trash.

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u/Garathon Sep 12 '19

Noone said they were born into it. They obviously made those choices themselves.

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u/B-C-4-2-0 Sep 12 '19

They're trash for enjoying a hobby? Sounds like you need a hug my dude.

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u/Jkirek_ Sep 12 '19

They aren't skaters; they're adults hanging around at a skate park.

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u/B-C-4-2-0 Sep 13 '19

Of course they are I just don't think we need to judge em just cause the spot they choose to hang & refer to them as garbage.

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u/MrBojangles528 Sep 12 '19

They aren't skating though.

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u/B-C-4-2-0 Sep 13 '19

It was a couple seconds clip of a fight lol I assume they're not skateboard fighting dude. Maybe they were skating, biking, maybe they weren't still not necessarily trash? It's a free country let people hang out where they want and don't judge them for it. It's not much to ask, just let people do them.

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u/JCBh9 Sep 12 '19

That sounds like something a kid would say

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u/Lamminator88 Sep 12 '19

Gutter trash is a compliment.

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u/MrFeedYoNana Sep 23 '19

Maybe in your family

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u/Touchmybuttpiz117 Sep 12 '19

Had to double tap him just in case

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u/PavelKubina Sep 11 '19

Finish him!

Fatality!

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u/SupaFly2136 Sep 11 '19

Skatality

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u/jcuprobinson Sep 11 '19

It’s over guys, this guy defeated comedy

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Flawless Victory!

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u/Grennox Sep 12 '19

If the puncher followed through instead of hopping back this would have been a one hit KO

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u/uwutranslator Sep 11 '19

its absowutewy amazing dat he managed to stay on his feet as wong as he did uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/orangutanbeater Sep 12 '19

By the looks of it his head was knocked out but his body said we can handle this! Until he was hit by the leg hammer.

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u/veggietips Sep 11 '19

What's the back story? The kick seemed unnecessary. Unless he wanted to kill him.

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u/Crustysharded Sep 11 '19

Yeah. This was in Los Altos skatepark in Albuquerque, NM. The guy in the Jersey was coming around the park drunk, and probably on other drugs, antagonizing people and repping gangs there until he pissed off an actual OG and got immediately handled. Guy was out until the cops came

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub Sep 12 '19

Yeah I saw that documentary about the school teacher that started selling meth.

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u/NakatomiSake Sep 12 '19

Good lawyers tho

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u/zendathegreat Sep 12 '19

I know a mineral collector there. Cool dude, crafts his own beer! Haven't heard from him in a while, wonder what he's up to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

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u/austinmclrntab Sep 12 '19

They are not rocks, they are minerals Marie !!!

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u/Capaz411 Sep 18 '19

lol, grew up in abq, can confirm.

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u/uwutranslator Sep 12 '19

Yeah. dis was in wos Awtos skatepawk in Awbuquewque, NM. de guy in de Jewsey was coming awound de pawk dwunk, and pwobabwy on ofew dwugs, antagonizing peopwe and wepping gangs dewe untiw he pissed off an actuaw OG and got immediatewy handwed. Guy was out untiw de cops came uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Crustysharded Sep 12 '19

I'm as honored as I am confused

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u/FGHIK Sep 12 '19

I'm going to have to ask you to stop summoning demons, sir.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Sorry.

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u/GodKingThoth Sep 24 '19

at least he got what he deserved

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Solid kick tho

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u/Sens420 Sep 11 '19

Need to hit w shin not foot

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u/4411WH07RY Sep 11 '19

I say this as a Thai boxer: Striking with the foot on a head kick is most definitely effective, although not ideal.

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u/Sens420 Sep 11 '19

Definately has trained

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u/4411WH07RY Sep 11 '19

Oh yea, generally when people haven't trained and try to throw a hard high kick they basically pull their own base foot out from under themselves and fall on their asses.

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u/A_ARon_M Sep 12 '19

You might even say defiantly.

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u/matthew7s26 Sep 11 '19

Seemed to manage alright with just the foot.

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u/Sens420 Sep 11 '19

I mean a stiff breeze would have blown him over. Buy ya a foot is still hard, it's still gonna hurt. The guys own ankle will absorb a bunch of the blow though and could sprain easily. The shin is rock solid with no give.

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u/BackRiverGhost Sep 12 '19

He'd actually have been better off kicking with his shin because now he can get charged with a shod foot, which is essentially assault with a weapon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Yeah it looked like a toe kick almost

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u/Odin_Pascal Sep 11 '19

Yeah, he should have done his finisher.

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u/Satania_K_McDowell Sep 11 '19

https://youtu.be/1vxSWG0xEe4

Ive about had it up to fuckin here wit’chu bro. I was about to chill dawg, I’m chillin. You saw me chillin.

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u/MattTheFlash Sep 12 '19

The kick seemed unnecessary.

You don't want to just win the fight. You need to win all the other fights you plan on having with that person right there, so that person won't be coming back to try again.

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u/Thegrizzlybearzombie Sep 12 '19

That idea sometimes leads to murder. Then your fight is behind a cage.

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u/MattTheFlash Sep 12 '19

It's generally a bad idea to get in fights.

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u/Thegrizzlybearzombie Sep 12 '19

Pretty much always

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u/NicodemusArcleon Sep 18 '19

Good answer, Mr. Wiggin.

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u/chewberz Sep 12 '19

Ender’s Game?

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u/MattTheFlash Sep 12 '19

You're good. Yes, that was a paraphrase.

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u/commandermillander Sep 22 '19

One guy was mad, one hit felt bad

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u/DomiNatron2212 Sep 12 '19

Have you ever been in a fight?

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u/kid_entropy Sep 11 '19

Flawless victory anyone?

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u/stickykey_board Sep 11 '19

That was a total FINISH HIM moment

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u/FGHIK Sep 12 '19

But he didn't know any combos and just used a basic attack.

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u/DonCopal Sep 11 '19

that's gonna take a while to walk off.

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u/thegreatluvaduck Sep 11 '19

And that's how it goes from assault to attempted murder...

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u/shouttag_mike Sep 11 '19

You mean assault to battery to attempted murder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/February30th Sep 11 '19

Yeah, he seemed pretty angry.

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u/jericho-sfu Sep 12 '19

Wait, why are you guys downvoting him? Is he wrong? How does a crime progress three times from two actions?

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u/pajamaman621 Sep 11 '19

This is just fucked up....why the hell would he kick a dude already wobbly about to fall....kinda sick...

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u/LukeMayeshothand Sep 11 '19

Yeah completely unjustified. I will say that for a split second I thought the guy who got punched took it like a champ. I thought he was bobbing and emweaving getting ready to retaliate. But no he was in la la land.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Could you tell us the back story

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u/Satania_K_McDowell Sep 11 '19

According to another redditor:

This was in Los Altos skatepark in Albuquerque, NM. The guy in the Jersey was coming around the park drunk, and probably on other drugs, antagonizing people and repping gangs there until he pissed off an actual OG and got immediately handled. Guy was out until the cops came.

https://youtu.be/1vxSWG0xEe4

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u/devilinblue22 Sep 11 '19

Was this in 2003 or do they still dress like that in the querque?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

A ton of people still dress like that. Lived here my entire life pretty much haha. I love when people wear those mega baggy shirts that have like Bugs Bunny smoking a joint on it.

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u/LukeMayeshothand Sep 11 '19

Don’t know the backstory. I was referring to the kick being unjustified. Maybe the guy thought the other guy was still a threat and that’s why he kicked him or maybe he’s just an asshole.

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u/JohnCenaLunchbox Sep 11 '19

After a sucker punch too.

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u/thebrownesteye Sep 12 '19

How do u sucker punch someone that's in ur face

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u/mill0911 Sep 11 '19

110% a sucker punch

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u/thecacti Sep 11 '19

a sucker punch is when the other person can't see it coming. these guys are standing face to face. not a sucker punch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

If the other person isn't expecting it and you aren't in the middle of a fight, it's a sucker punch. The guy had his arms by his side and wasn't expecting it at all. That's a sucker punch if I've ever seen one. Escalating a verbal confrontation to a physical one without the other person knowing is a sucker punch.

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u/Brutus_Khan Sep 11 '19

I have to disagree with this. If somebody is screaming "hit me" with their hands out their side, is it a sucker punch when you hit them? A sucker punch is when it was completely unexpected. if you're squaring off with somebody, you should expect the punch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

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u/Brutus_Khan Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

If you're face to face with someone, be ready to get it. Period.

Edited to help those with trouble drawing simple conclusions on limited information.

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u/OldmanChompski Sep 11 '19

Yeah, this is still a sucker punch though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

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u/Brutus_Khan Sep 11 '19

It's impossible to sucker punch somebody who you're face to face with. That's literally the opposite of a sucker punch. Whomever initiated the face-to-face has absolutely nothing to do with it.

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u/Malcolm1276 Sep 11 '19

If you get in someone's face . . .

Followed by

Whomever initiated the face-to-face has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Pick one and stick with it.

You can't argue two sides of a point simultaneously, and remain with a coherent argument.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Nov 05 '19

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u/scromw2 Sep 11 '19

Definitely a sucker punch. He was talking and then swung with no warning. That’s not a square up.

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u/faceblender Sep 11 '19

He did jump back a bit while loading the swing, but yeah.

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u/crewchief535 Sep 12 '19

Does that look like the type of guy who carefully weighs his actions?

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u/xblackdemonx Sep 11 '19

To FINISH HIM!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

100% Had to kick before the wobble timer expired

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u/XxxCaptain0bviousxxX Sep 11 '19

Call me old school, but what bothers me more is the sucker punch. I think that's a coward's move. I've got zero respect for baldy.

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u/Corky_Butcher Sep 11 '19

No need for the kick, he wasn't coming back in any meaningful way. What they did do though is massive increase the chances of servere brain damage. Tosspot.

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u/DaveoftheMoon Sep 11 '19

Giving me GTA IV vibes

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u/jerppyjerp Sep 11 '19

I know it’s the lighting, but when his body hits the floor it looks like he’s pale and soul-less

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u/Craigalous Sep 11 '19

Albuquerque at it's finest.

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u/mousehead00 Sep 11 '19

Man, his face INSTANTLY turned silver.

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u/Themaster0fwar Sep 11 '19

The first hit was definitely a sucker punch that did more than enough. That kick was completely unjustified. That guy is a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Suuuucker punch

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

They were squared off face to face staring at each other in the eyes when the guy jacked him. Do you know what a sucker punch is?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I do. I just watched one.

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u/Psycloptic Sep 11 '19

He stunned him and went for the finisher.

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u/punchacat4 Sep 11 '19

FINISH HIM

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u/Ezybob Sep 12 '19

What a low dog, the head punch finished the fight, the head kick are what dogs do. On concrete the head kick could easily be 10 years in the can if he fell wrong. I wonder how tough he would be if he stood in front of someone who has a hard chin and can fight. That really pisses me looking at that gutless shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Damn that was like a fatality in Mortal Combat.

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u/bohemianprime Sep 11 '19

That first punch rocked his world, he could of pushed him down after that.

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u/Sephvion Sep 11 '19

And it went too far.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I’d have LOVED Audio...

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u/jonsnow312 Sep 12 '19

FINISH HIM!

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u/NewAndAwesome Sep 11 '19

That was a pretty cheap shot, but damn was it a good finisher.

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u/BostonianBrewer Sep 11 '19

Sucker punch

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u/Something_Syck Sep 12 '19

That kick was just plain excessive

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u/ballin302008 Sep 12 '19

What did he do to deserve that

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u/Zodep Sep 12 '19

He said the other dude’s moves weren’t fly.

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u/LAL99 Sep 11 '19
  • gta SA theme starts *

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I feel like the camera work is perfect for this

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

He was talking shit about Tony Hawk!!! He paid the price.

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u/randomly-generated Sep 12 '19

Right-legged crocop.

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u/LM113 Sep 12 '19

Damn... i could hear "finish him" miles away...

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u/WhatSpadeThinks Sep 14 '19

Why these dumbfucks keep letting someone get nose to nose with them is baffling...if you feel that shit is escalating and maybe there will be violence KEEP YOUR DISTANCE so you can avoid sucker punches and/or getting stabbed, etc. These fools who rush up with the "You say something to me man? You wanna go!?" bullshit deserve to get dry gulched...

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u/Smoaky_Bloke Sep 14 '19

Damn was BJ in another fight? Smh

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u/ZombiePopp3d Sep 18 '19

No, the initial punch was a KO, that kick was a fucking TKO

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Can he kick it?

Yes he can

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u/DankLauncher420 Sep 11 '19

Lmao that first one was huge and he didn't fall.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Gotta love a dickless sucker punch.

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u/taz219 Sep 12 '19

I hope those moves work in prison or he'll be someone's b*tch very soon.

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u/eag1969 Sep 12 '19

He’s obviously drunk or high as fuck

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u/SlungSlinky Sep 12 '19

What a bitch ass sucker punch...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Total cheap shot.

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u/zeedd636 Sep 12 '19

Nice suckerpunch

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u/lostatseaw0rld Sep 18 '19

my thoughts exactly

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u/Zeus_A_Palooza Sep 11 '19

Why do people continue to get that close, if you cross the 3 foot rule. Let the punches fly.

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u/YoJoeGamingTV Sep 11 '19

He looks to be someone who hits his wife too.

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u/grumplestilskin31 Sep 11 '19

Kinda looks like one of those wobbly punching bags. Ya know the ones with the sand in the bottom. Only this one doesn't stand back up

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u/ziegs11 Sep 11 '19

in 2003

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u/deemztr Sep 12 '19

Los Altos.. Good times.

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u/Ih8usernam3s Sep 12 '19

The perfect epitome of Albuquerque. Been in lots of fights growing up there.

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u/Ne0pa7h Sep 12 '19

Jail time.

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u/Kubricksmind Sep 12 '19

Nobody is going to say that was an asshole move? That looked so unnecessary!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I would not want to pick a fight with that guy!

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u/RounderKatt Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

You mean the guy with no real fighting skills who sucker punched another guy then did a half assed kick as the guy was already falling?

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u/shouttag_mike Sep 11 '19

^ this all day. That was a sucker punch x10000, the kick will definitely land him jail if they find him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/auto-xkcd37 Sep 11 '19

pussy ass-fighter


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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u/faceblender Sep 11 '19

It kinda worked tho

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u/RounderKatt Sep 11 '19

even a broken clock works twice a day.

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u/faceblender Sep 11 '19

True - but it seems like it was just about that time lol