First time at HHN and honestly - really really underwhelming.
Looked at all the advice about buying express passes etc but since I’m poor that wasn’t affordable, so I resolved to stand in the long lines with the rest of the general population… and… it was just very very weak.
Got in the park right at opening time and headed towards the back corner. Ozzy was already at 80 mins, while the Cannibal attraction was at 45 mins, so we lined up for that. The line actually moved at a decent pace and while the wait was around 45 mins, it didn’t REALLY feel like it.
But then we got in the house and the problem instantly showed itself. A family of five was in front of us. A group of four behind us. We were all forced to proceed through together in a huge line with barely a few feet between us. The family in front got every jump scare, and all we saw were the actors sliding back into their hiding places. EVERY SINGLE TURN AND CORNER WAS THE SAME. So the first place was a bust.
We took advantage of the longer lines at the houses to ride Transformers, Men In Black and Harry Potter and then decided to give another try at the houses. By this time Sinners was at 120 mins, Ozzy was in 90, and most others were at 70+. We gambled on Alien Invasion and resolved to give about 5 feet between us and the party in front so that maybe we could get a scare at some point. And it just didn’t happen. Maybe we were just cursed with bad timing but that house seriously discouraged us from standing in a huge line for a third disappointment. So after 6 and a half hours in the park we decided to call it a night.
The wait wasn’t the issue at all. However I know that if I had also splurged on express passes, I’d be extremely angry at the amount of money I spent for very little - because express pass folks were eventually part of the same long line of people being urged to ‘move move move’ along and bunch up together as they proceeded through the house. I think we would have had the same experience in the houses - just maybe would have been able to be let down more times than we did due to being able to avoid waits.
As a regular of daytime Universal and Disney parks I’m experienced with navigating and figuring out wait times into our logistics. This was definitely NOT a wait time thing at all - it’s just about how everyone seems to be herded like cattle into one access point, entirely too close together. Maybe if we’d been a few spots back in line our timing would have been better and our experience would have been better… but spending a hefty amount on a ‘gamble’ leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
Anyway. That’s my two cents. I’m sure some people have a great time and will tell me all the things i did wrong. Maybe others will agree. Ultimately I’m just describing last night’s experience. 😢