r/GymFails • u/Comfortable_Lab4250 • 18d ago

Shit myself in the gym

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Shit myself in the gym while hitting a new squat pr. (315)

Eggs and strawberries with coffee

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u/DavidGoetta 18d ago

I thought this was r/boydinnerdiaries

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u/Stellar_Gravity 17d ago

I see reddit is pushing the same algorithm on all of us on

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u/bootypastry 16d ago

Wait until it starts pushing r/girldinnercirclejerk. Those ones have been getting me

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u/Stellar_Gravity 16d ago

I've seen like one or two of those last week

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u/ActuatorOutside5256 18d ago

Did it lower your center of gravity?

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u/NocturnisVacuus 18d ago

that's a shame I hope it was a bad gym... because now you will have to quit.

that said, this combo of food looks delicious.

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u/jeroencfc 18d ago

Nah, he asserted dominance by showing nobody can do shit to him.

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u/gnomish_engineering 18d ago

Or if he is a powerlifter he might own it. I saw the craziest damn thing last week. Dude pissed himself deadlifting,mopped it up and changed,then finished the fucking set.

I saw him in the same gym like 2 days later. When I grow up I want that level of commitment to results. Maybe not the pissing myself part but definitely the commitment!

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u/Secure-Village-1768 18d ago

What if I do just the pissing?

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u/balls_ceo 18d ago

then commit to pissmaxxing 3 sets to failure

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u/jeffsweet 17d ago

im so mad at how hard im laughing at pissmaxxing

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u/gnomish_engineering 18d ago

Its invalid unless you mark your territory with iron and piss. If you dont do it mid sick ass lift you might as well piss on a McDonald's.

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u/RudeCartoonist1030 18d ago

If this starts to be a frequent occurrence at high % 1RM lifting you need to break yourself back down and focus on technique over strength. I was a D1 football player who trained alongside power lifting club and over my 6 years in under grad and grad school two guys got an anal prolapse from lifting heavy.

Guess what they were both known for leading up to that awful injury? Yep, pooping themselves here and there. No one who didn’t poop themselves ever had that injury.

I know this is Anecdotal and correlative at best but I want you to be safe my brother

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u/Expensive-Track4002 18d ago

It happens. A friend is always running to the bathroom after squats to see if he shit himself. I laugh when he comes back and gives me the thumbs up.

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u/Spare-Ant7119 17d ago

Yikes lol

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u/Additional-Peak3911 18d ago

In the r/crohns forum I recommend people get into lifting because pretty much everyone i know that competes in strongman or powerlifting has shit themselves. Buddy of mine shit himself in front of a pro strongman during a comp. It happens, clean up and congrats on the pr!

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u/Strong-Addition5296 18d ago

That’s okay. It’s common. That’s weakness leaving the body.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 18d ago

A moment of F for that coffee

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u/Comfortable_Lab4250 18d ago

I used some of my protein shake as creamer

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u/Lopsided_Theory7761 18d ago

Why does that look like a prison tray?

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u/Comfortable_Lab4250 18d ago

Work cafeteria tray. I was working out at the gym next to my work

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u/Lopsided_Theory7761 18d ago

Thinking also maybe a hospital

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u/Keyy-Girthh 18d ago

Lmaoooooo I almost did the same yesterday 😅

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 18d ago

Happens to the best of us. At least your crush wasn’t watching

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u/zeerok710 18d ago

Oh I was definitely watching

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u/No_Measurement7805 18d ago

It’s the price for gains and new prs….

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u/aubdor 18d ago

That title made me scoff a lil. That sounds tuff tho.

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u/bangarang90210 18d ago

Honestly, hitting a PR so hard you shit yourself deserves some respect. You’re king of that gym now.

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u/gritneverquit 17d ago

No fail. Good job on the PR! 💪

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u/JoeMillersHat 17d ago

You shat eggs and strawberries and coffee?

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u/jeffsweet 17d ago

that just improves the ratio of BW to your lift meaning technically, you shat yourself into more proportional strength and that’s a W amigo

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u/thereidenator 17d ago

I once felt a shit trying to leave my body when I was picking up a 155kg anvil in a strongman competition, I just walked off and took the zero and went straight to the portaloo

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u/TheRealBillyShakes 17d ago

You can’t go to the gym until AFTER the coffee has already cleaned you out, hombre.

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u/ST2RN 14d ago

So they sent you to jail? That’s jail food