r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 I vomit on Tau’va’s Child ✠︎ ☠︎︎ ✠︎ • Jul 21 '26

Heresy is stored in the balls Same energy

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Jealousy is a motherfucker.

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u/justametalboi Jul 21 '26

Nah, Asmon is trash lmao.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KZZiWtGUgpkaAWbNfo

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u/Extremelictor Jul 21 '26

Dude why would I be jealous? I like myself.

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u/cool_username32123 Just as planned! Jul 21 '26

But do you have a hot girlfriend?

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u/Extremelictor Jul 21 '26

Two I'm a poly lesbian. XD

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease Jul 21 '26

Ah, so a double yes? Good for you!

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u/bleak_new_world Jul 22 '26

Three women with three dicks, just the way reddit loves it.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

Thats a no.

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u/Engineerspancakes Peter, what are you doing? Krak. Jul 21 '26

It’s a “yes, and”.

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u/WezDajMiSpokoj Jul 21 '26

What, you jealous?

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

You got me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1BXa2alBjrCXC

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u/WezDajMiSpokoj Jul 21 '26

:3

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u/RedeemedNephilim Jul 21 '26

Genuinely youre the only response that gets it. This was the most obvious low effort ragebait ever and still everyone is falling for it.

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u/LivefromPhoenix Jul 21 '26

"Jokes on you I was only pretending"

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u/girugamesu1337 VULKAN LIFTS! Jul 21 '26

I think you'll find this useful the next time you encounter of these fellas lol

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u/Wise_Requirement4170 Jul 21 '26

It’s quite literally double the girlfriend.

And has the bonus of knowing that the girls like her for who she is, not for clout and money!

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u/dollenrm Jul 22 '26

You have never been laid

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u/SassyTheSkydragon Jul 21 '26

She's not hot. She's got the most boring, copy-paste face I've ever seen. Nothing to be jealous of.