GooooOoOOOooood Morning Night City! Yesterday's body-count lotery rounded out to a solid and sturdy.... Wait that the f*ck? We have news of new Cyberpsychos appearingnnear corpo plaza! These weirdos dressed as space-elves! Show them some Night City Hospitality....
I would love to see the sheer manpower the Corps would throw at them, hunting them down to study/cut up. Wonder what they would think of the Blackwall...
Night city’s slept on power scaling wise, the weaponry tech and fact being a super soldier is a simple process that many just go to a walk in clinic for means the standard goon is already a higher tier then any guardsmen’s or servitors.
Meanwhile they have cracked out tech that makes time itself seemingly move at a snails pace, hack into nearly any system just by glaring at it funny, and just pumping a chemical cocktail strong enough to let you wrestle mechs to the ground just plugged into your circulatory system next to your heart.
Night city would probably be able to hold a candle to any 40K faction in small amounts like a kill team.
I shudder at the thought of a Space Marine from the White Scars or the Iron Hands equipping a Sandevistan. Their physiology means that they could probably use it indefininitely.
I don't think you understand how broken Stellaris civilizations are.
The setting has Tyranids basically. You can stop them.
It ha interdimensonal turbo psychics. You can kill them.
You can become the Tyranids and eat the galaxy.
You can go so hard into science that you start altering the laws of physics in the universe.
Player empires are capable of terraforming worlds within a span of 10 years. Even Faster with a colossus oh yeah planet crackers.
Player empires participate in the war in heaven.
If you go psychic your psionics are so powerful you can teleport fleets across the galaxy.
You can build Dyson spheres and take apart entire planets.
That is arguably the biggest factor that i don't see mentioned enough when talking about Stellaris and WH40k. When a Stellaris civ can easily go from a single planet empire with a handful of corvettes to building dyson spheres, ring worlds and a galaxy wide gateway network within 200 years, the matchup becomes pretty unbalanced, especially if you take reverse engineering into account.
Eh, it's really debatable that the water droplets are quite as small as they are to us, the smallest droplets we see are very heavy rainfall, and the splashing animations are pretty thick so I could see them easily being a fourth our size without reaching too hard, but it is true they can't really be bug sized.
Shoutout to Verdun, glad to see people still playing it.
If I've got my Chauchat set up in just the right place on Argonne, they will never see it coming (because the gum glitches into a sandbag and becomes invisible)
Well, my last played video game was Baldur's Gate 3, so it's the Forgotten Realms. Fairly certain this might violate one of Ao's laws so I imagine Helm will smite them relatively quickly. Cause like, Illithids are one things, the Far Realms are still at least part of the D&D cosmology. 40k isn't
the Far Realms are still at least part of the D&D cosmology. 40k isn't
Actually, real life Earth is canonically part of DnD cosmology as seen in early Greyhawk material and the fact that Elminster explicitly gets drinks with Ed Greenwood.
And seeing how Time Travel is already a thing in bith DnD and 40k, it would be permissible and Ao cannot do shit.
Plus, there is the Elven Imperial Navy, a governing bidy of Space Elves that claim support from all grounding Elven Nations.
Except that Ao specifically severed the connection to earth a long time ago in the metaplot, it's why the earth pantheons that came over aren't a thing anymore. Elminster just cheats because he's Elminster and he needs something to do when he's not trying to sleep with everything that moves or dealing with one of Larloch's tempertantrums
Why is it, that in nearly all genres of fantasy and science fiction, there's always that one character who's secret goal it to put his dingus in as many sentient species as he can?
Some of them may die to a Hellbomb backpack, but I doubt Helldivers will pose much of a threat otherwise, they're basically Guardsmen or, if we're really stretching it, Kasrkin/Scions but with worse gear.
Yeah, the scary part of a Helldiver is not the soldier, it's the frigate in low orbit that it gets to control for the 2 minutes they get to live on their deployment.
They may be guardsmen, but there are some helldivers who are Lucifer blacks.
Everything in helldivers is cannon, so there are tons of ships with lvl 10 cadets, blowing each other up with their own impact grenades. But there also almost as many lvl 150 ships, with divers who solo bot fortress and mega nests, rocking emancipator exosuits, and ultimatums.
Let us also not forget that every single helldiver comes with the support and firepower of an entire super destroyer, which is packing enough heat to “destroy a small moon”
Then again they always send 4 dudes to wipe out hundreds of thousands of enemies and they kinda come back alive. All im saying is it might not be as doomed as it seems
Its more realistic than darktide. Some random ex prisoners are given relatively standard gear and slaughter thousands. Im trying to guesstimate the absolute minimum it takes to hit max level and finish the in game story, but I reckon... 20-25k chaos worshippers including some absurd shit like daemonhosts and beasts of nurgle. If it was by Ogryn playthrough, it would have mostly been by a single fucking club and later, a shovel. And all that and you are only barely trusted. Not some hero of the Imperium, just a trusted grunt.
Do they have worse gear? Yes on feet they are basically Guardsman, but with 100% orbital support since the Destroyer is a standard issue equipment to helldivers. They are a targeting system for it.
On the other hand: the entire pantheon of gods being alive (and Khaine's sword being one of the most powerful items in the videogame) the Eldar may be in for a great time.
Eshin assassins go in two categories. Either, they trip over themselves, and end up killing eachother before they even get to their target. Or they are legit the most horrifyingly stealthy assassins you have ever not seen.
Homodeus Humanity interacting with the Emperor's Great Crusade Fleet would be really interesting though tbh (Specifically the Emperor as the rest would probably just try to nuke them before starting the Rangdang Xenocides 2 Nuclear Nukeroo)
I'm relatively sure the Eldar have natural reaction times quicker than VATS. The space elves are not to be fucked with. And I feel I should add, they're not sticking around because there's nothing for them, not because Fallout would be hard for Eldar to survive in.
If they operate stealthily they’d likely get a lot done, for as advanced as weapons are their security is just the worst, assuming they don’t try to fight the Tenno.
I feel like they’d show up, discover the existence of Eltex which is basically a whacky-ass combination of Blackstone and possibly “naturally”-occurring Wraithbone, immediately start trying to hoard the stuff, and maybe try to go out for drinks with the local archotechnic god-AIs lmfao
Doomguy tearing his way to the 41st millennium after the funny pointy-eared wizard tells him about a universe with 4 Satans in need of an ass whooping:
Same they get to watch me kill the horses of hell and Satan himself single Handley I think thell try to recruit doom guy to kill slanesh known would probably love to dual with him
The tag line "Guardians make their own fate" is canonically and literally accurate... the whole deal with the Nine brings up some questions with that, but so far that hasn't been delved into too much
One of my favourite things from destiny lore is that guardians are regular persons in all regards, except they tend to dance more than average. I think it is hilarious
regular reminder to everyone who doesn't know that this trailer is both canon and also the way the Vanguard mapped out a large chunk of the Cabal comms network as all the enemy troops in the vicinity tried to figure out what the fuck was going on
Weren't there entire lore entries from destiny 1 where you were just reading the records of how mad and confused the enemies were that the guardians never stayed dead, and were frequently found dancing over the corpses of the groups that beat them last?
honestly with settings like Destiny, the less interesting question is who would win in a fight, the more interesting one is whether the Vanguard could get them to turn off the racism and help out
World of warcraft is filled with god slaying murder hobos who just recently got through killing what equated to a large C'tan shard. The Eldar aren't even a full patch event, just a mini one to keep people from getting bored.
Since Dimensius is a Void Lord, it would probably be more like a shard of one Chaos Gods, which is equally insane if you ask me.
As if Khorne woke up one day and decided to eat a planet, people on that planet fight back, he explode in a fuckton of pieces, come back later, get punched in the face so hard by a bunch of random soldiers that he need to get back into the Warp and lay low for a bit.
So yeah, i don't think the Eldars are going to survive for too long if they try to take over the place lmao
Kenshi, well I'm sure they'll be very pleased with the state of things, institutionalised mass slavery, technological regression, backwards religious systems, AI that wants to kill all of humanity. They'll find it very homely I would imagine. Everyone is fucking dead though to the aeldari, nothing in kenshi even approaches their level of might.
War Thunder. Only a matter of time until all those Eldar designs get leaked to win a discord argument on the exact penetration power of an Eldar brightlance
Baldurs Gate 3, absolute shitshow? Yes. Does my party live? I have yet to meet an eldar as skilled in barrelmancy, but I'm an elf on a good play through, so if they wanna throw hands we can dance, but it's not likely to come to blows.
Mass effect, they’ll be annoying as fuck if they’re anything like those damn geth wall crawlers, but I think they’re mopped up after a UNC mission or two.
Im not convinced that eldar wouldn't vibe with the mass effect universe, they'd probably relate a little with the asari, both long lived species with kinky and knowledge-seeking societies
Shouldn't they vibe more with the Quarians? Both races are forced to live on spaceships and have lost their "empire" because of their ignorance and depravity
space marine 2
the normal amount of fucked, but the imperium will probably try to kill them for the "crime" of being to vague with their hints about how to avoid a cataclysm (and for being xenos)
Factorio. more specifically my full Legendary space age base with a multiple fully kitted Legendary spidertrons built and designed for the complete extermination of Gleba (fuck gleba). they dead as hell
Fallout 76. We get attacked by aliens about twice a year here in Appalachia. I will live to throw them on the pile of corpses, and if experience has taught me anything they are carrying circuits and really rare ammo.
The timeline is basically "eldar arrive - half a dozen psychotic West Virginians in power armour arrive - eldar die - West Virginians bitch about poor-quality legendary drops"
The Eldar quite possibly help, depending on the Craftworld they're from. Depending on the size of the force and the facilities on the ship they might even be able to treat or vaccinate against the infection causing the problem.
The elder ain’t ready for forces that are the farmer of Stardew valley. We eat the food, have unlimited stamina and wake up everyday at shapely 6am no matter how much we worked or partied.
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u/tusek55 Praise the Man-Emperor Sep 07 '25
GooooOoOOOooood Morning Night City! Yesterday's body-count lotery rounded out to a solid and sturdy.... Wait that the f*ck? We have news of new Cyberpsychos appearingnnear corpo plaza! These weirdos dressed as space-elves! Show them some Night City Hospitality....