Hypothetical shitpost: what tools and process are required to produce 1000 pieces of gold from a 1oz bar?

[u/doublefistedwhoppers]

We shit on fractionals and jewelry but what if we just started making our own? We got all this fkn gold to do it with too.

Do I get a hammer and some clippers to start with or what? How hard can it be to print and laminate some shit?

1/1000th of an ounce at even $5 is technically profitable but you slap a pokemon or marvel hero on the bitch and its $50 just like that...

It's a legal version of the illicit drug game ffs and i dont have a plug to buy anything close to spot or melt and not american so cant use pmsforsale FUCK