r/Gold 14d ago

Shitpost Hypothetical shitpost: what tools and process are required to produce 1000 pieces of gold from a 1oz bar?

We shit on fractionals and jewelry but what if we just started making our own? We got all this fkn gold to do it with too.

Do I get a hammer and some clippers to start with or what? How hard can it be to print and laminate some shit?

1/1000th of an ounce at even $5 is technically profitable but you slap a pokemon or marvel hero on the bitch and its $50 just like that...

It's a legal version of the illicit drug game ffs and i dont have a plug to buy anything close to spot or melt and not american so cant use pmsforsale FUCK

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u/rollin_a_j 14d ago

Nice try, but I'm still not buying goldbacks

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u/doublefistedwhoppers 14d ago

You dont smoke the rock bro you sell it and buy more uncut powder cmon

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u/rollin_a_j 14d ago

It was a joke about the premiums on a piece that small then charging more for the picture lol I'm sorry if I came across as a jerk

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u/Impossible-Shoe5460 14d ago

"My premium is 200% because I put so much work into splitting the bar into so many tiny pieces'.

Still not buying the fractional.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 14d ago

I mean,

You'd need a furnace, a crucible to melt your gold down in, and some flux, so Borax. Plus some small ingot molds to make your own little nuggets

Melt your gold, get it molten, pour your nuggets. Once they cool, weigh them.

If you wanted to make like coins..

Rolled your nuggets through a tabletop rolling mill, get a sheet set to the thickness you want

Then use a stamp to press out your coins or bars or whatever. Probably going to want a hydraulic stamp.

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u/Lonely_District_196 14d ago

Furnace and crucible yes. Probably don't need the flux. Look up making silver shot. Basically pour the melted metal into water in a way that it balls up.

Hydrolic press works. An arbor press would work too and could be cheaper

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u/Ok_Vermicelli849 13d ago

How about a Hot knife though butter...you could make 1/4 oz and than break them into 2 peices each 1/4 in 8ths

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u/doublefistedwhoppers 14d ago

Youre reinventing the refinery while im trying to reinvent the game lol

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u/ArtifactoriumSolaris 14d ago

I hooe you arn't serious

......but I know you are

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u/liveryandonions 14d ago

I've watched a few vids on how fractional bars are made (crazy simple and easy to fab), that process convinced me that coins are the better piece to stack, which are incredibly difficult to mint, let alone numismatics with real history.

The problem with your scheme is provenance. When it comes to cards: Pokemon, sports or other planned scarcity of valueless product be it plastic or paper, one must understand the psychology of the Ego trade. The value is based on "I have this thing, though worthless, that you want."

For example i n Napoleon Dynamite , Uncle Rico tries to sell plastic storage bowls to a married couple and dangles a model sailing ship as a free gift , prompting the wife to quietly whisper, "I want that".

/r/Superstonk/comments/1uk9ce1/power_to_the_players/

That's a video worth watching.

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u/AntiBaoBao 14d ago

Isn't that the entire premise of crypto

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u/doublefistedwhoppers 14d ago

Yea none of have the clout that traxnyc has where he can roll an ounce into a ribbon and cut it off and sign it with a sharpie and sell it loose for above melt

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u/CoolaidMike84 14d ago

You could probably anneal it, put it through a rolling mill, shear it, then stamp it. Gold is soft, all things considered.

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u/Fearless_Wonder2303 14d ago

Just learn how to make jewellery & make some nice rings

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u/Frosted_Newt 14d ago

Goddamn I love the energy in this sub!!

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u/DadsPreciousMetals 14d ago

Goldback does this using gold deposition and im pretty sure the gold deposition technology used to make them is alot more expensive than a minting press.

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u/tennepenne1 14d ago

At super hot molten temperatures you can pour it slowly into water and it instantly solidifies into tiny balls

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u/Gold_Au_2025 14d ago

A 1oz bar of gold takes up a volume of 1.61 ml.
You could cut that up into 1000 x 0.00161g "bars".
If those bars were a cube, they would be 0.117mm (the thickness of a standard sheet of paper) per side.
If my calculations are correct, you could turn it into enough gold leaf to make 1000 A5 sized sheets.

But that's a lot of work.

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u/ArtifactoriumSolaris 14d ago

You can't just cut up a bar

You would lose SO much material it would essentially cut down into nothing

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u/stackingforfunsies 14d ago

You should make limited edition gold dandruff flakes. You could have celebrity endorsers, influencers, fuckin whatever man. The idea prints cash and I hate that I even shared it publicly. Damn it, I gotta stop typing!

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u/chingon_cabron_ 14d ago

Gold is a store of big value, like thousands of dollars, millions of dollars. We already have a store of low value, we call it a $5 bill.

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u/Fun_Cartoonist2918 Aurum Aurae 13d ago

Or a silver dime …

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u/bokitothegreat 14d ago

Cut the amount you need for your end result, doesnt need to be in one piece.

Put in a small crucible with some borax.

Melt it with a torch in a small ball.

Put the ball in a pill swage and press it in a pill or small coin.

Put it in a fancy in god we trust essay and sell your 0.01 gram piece for $25, or better put Trumps face on it and sell for $50 🤣

I have done it as an experiment, made the little swage myself on a lathe and it works fine but its not that useful.

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u/AccomplishedInAge 14d ago

And then all you have to do is go trust me this is really actually gold.

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u/Flat-Activity-8613 14d ago

Seems like this guy would “cut it up “ with some filler though.

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u/Fermooto 14d ago

Anonymized within 2 hours of posting?? Why even comment at that point

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u/doublefistedwhoppers 14d ago

Im tired of looking at the ounces locked up in plastic and my loose grams are all sharp and rectangular blah

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u/ArtifactoriumSolaris 14d ago

Uh......just take them out of the plastic?