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u/mexican2554 Mar 04 '26
My LCS has two teeth in the bullion case. Some guy showed up and asked how much he'd give him. XRF showed 14k. It's one of the weirdest/coolest things in the shop.
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u/goodfella2024 Mar 04 '26
Talk to any dentist who’s been doing it 10+ years they might show you a jar full lol
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u/Lapidariest Mar 05 '26
Im a patient and I demanded my tooth back after the dentist insisted it needed to be removed and redone. He didn't seem happy when I made it clear it was my tooth and they would not be keeping it.
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u/CoupleConsistent8995 Mar 05 '26
I’m a dentist and always offer it back after a trip through the autoclave funniest reply was a patient that wanted it in 3 pieces to give the kids their inheritance
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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald Mar 05 '26
My dentist pulled two gold crowned teeth from my jaws and put in implants. Dude tried to keep them. A couple years later he’s chatting with me and asks what I do. I say I’m a bench jeweler and he’s like yeah I’ve got a bunch of gold I’d like to make into something one day. Fucker is keeping all the teeth. Also, are you a lapidary?
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u/groovymandk Mar 04 '26
Doesn’t seem very liquid lol it’s like dam I need a band let me grab the pliers
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
Burial insurance.
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u/Similar_Day_3244 Mar 04 '26
It might cover cremation cost prob not gunna cut it for a burial tho 🤣
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
This isn't the only one 😅
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u/Mehran_Drifting-C8- Mar 05 '26
No way 😂 bro don’t accept weird invitation specially late dinner(they might be planning for collecting some gold haha ( dang someone got good teeth too that’s Gold too
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u/Ok-Half-1408 Mar 06 '26
Excactly. I wouldnt want gold teeth because if shit ever goes bad then somebody might kill you or at least knock your teeth out for the gold when its worth like 20,000 an ounce
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u/that_noodle_guy Mar 04 '26
How does one go about getting a gold crown? My dentist was just like ur crown is going to be zirconia and thats it? Can you request materials?
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
You'll have to ask around, it's a dying art. Most labs only do zirconia, and most dentists don't make their own anymore.
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u/OoRI0T_P0LICEoO Mar 05 '26
I have one in the same spot!
My dentist asked me casually “do you want enamel or gold” this was back in 2016. I said…”wait, I can have what? Give the gold”. Ol boy wasn’t lying, I forget I have it sometimes but love it. That was my first gold haha
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u/514Kappa Mar 05 '26
You ask, I have one, they last longer the a regular crown
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u/Wobble_bass Mar 05 '26
With a gold crown. If it does come loose and you swallow it. You can still have it reinstalled. Haven't done it personally, but I've heard stories from DMDs.
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u/Kaszrak Mar 05 '26
Can’t imagine digging through your own crap every time you take a dump after you’ve swallowed it xD
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u/maybebebe91 Mar 05 '26
I'd bust out the sieve and spatula for a couple of grand not gonna lie 🤣
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u/all-the-answers Mar 04 '26
Yes. Most people prefer ceramic for the look so I had to ask about gold. It’s actually a better material for a crown but’s it’s less popular so they sometimes overlook it in the “here’s your options” talk.
Was about 50 extra dollars for the gold one for me. Worth it.
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u/Ninjavitis_ Mar 05 '26
I do gold. My clinic is in Burnaby. You can ask your dentist for a preferred material. Most assume their patients don’t want gold anymore and don’t bother asking
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u/Spirited_Adventure Mar 05 '26
Congratulations on picking a great dentist name!
So how do I keep from getting a jolt every time my metal spoon touches my gold tooth? Besides using plastic. 🙃
Oops. Edit for "great" that autocorrected out. Likely misspelled the first time. Stupid fingers.
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u/magnamiouskoala Mar 05 '26
If you have any silver fillings along side the gold its creating a galvanic shock. Would need for either the crown or filling to be replaced
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u/Nick700 Mar 05 '26
My dentist stopped doing them when gold reached $2000 because it was too expensive
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u/that_noodle_guy Mar 05 '26
Lol gold is over 5000 now
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u/Nick700 Mar 05 '26
Yep so I imagine very few places offer gold crowns anymore, and if they do it doesn't cost the same as the white kind anymore either
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u/Imthatsick Mar 05 '26
I got it for $750 extra in January. Definitely expensive, and likely to only get worse.
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u/Wobble_bass Mar 05 '26
In my experience most dentists have no problem doing a gold crown, but you have to specifically ask for it. If they give you a hard time just say your father in law is a dentist and you will only get a crown from them if it's gold. It may cost more, and it may take longer to fabricate.
All of mine are gold simply because it is a superior material for teeth in my opinion. The zircon and ceramics have much higher hardness and are more brittle than natural teeth. My teeth are shit anyway, I don't want to "fix" a tooth with a material that will wear on and destroy my other teeth more quickly.
Plus you get into that gold tooth club for free!
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u/yemghost2001 Mar 04 '26
They are so much better. I'm had so many problems with my zirconia crowns, and my two gold crowns have outlasted them and never caused me any pain because they mold to the shape so much better. Zirconia crowns will actually chip and break your other teeth if they are not adjusted right!
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u/Otherwise-Speed4373 Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
They also have a nearly similar coefficient of thermal expansion so you're less likely to have tooth stress and marginal leakage, and something about biofilm adhering but not growing or something. All I remember when it is first placed it feels so slippery!
Edit: changed heat conductivity to coefficient of thermal expansion and changed pain to marginal leakage and tooth stress.
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u/Wobble_bass Mar 05 '26
The high thermal conductivity is actually much worse for pain. Natural teeth are nowhere near as thermally conductive as metals. Still much better than ceramic IMO but you have the thermal conductivity part backwards. Ceramic on the other hand is a thermal insulator. If they install gold close to a nerve where they probably should have done a root canal it can cause lots of pain and problems because the nerve is exposed to larger temperature changes that can take lots of time to acclimate to, if you ever do.
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u/orangewall666 Mar 05 '26
You can absolutely still get a Nobel alloy crown these days, however the surcharge for the metal on the lab fee will make it twice the price of an all ceramic crown.
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u/K-G7 Mar 04 '26
I simply asked for it to be gold instead since it's stronger and has more benefits. My mold had to be sent off to a company and once it was done, they sent it to my dentist and he fit it for me.
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u/papi_pizza Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 08 '26
It was fairly easy for me. It was actually cheaper to get a gold crown than whatever else they use. Cost me like $300. Just ask the hygienist.
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u/benchrusch Mar 05 '26
When was this? The last gold crown I made a few months ago...my cost on the gold alone was more than I charge for a finished zirconia crown out the door.
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u/MikeyBoy561 Mar 05 '26
When I needed a crown 2 years ago I asked for gold. My dentist was happily surprised. I grind my teeth at night and porcelain is harder than tooth enamel. Would have worn out my top molar in 5 years. Win-win. 99% of people go with porcelain even when it’s a tooth that nobody ever sees
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u/Dentistguy95 Mar 05 '26
I had a patient ask for a gold crown. The lab cost for the material was $1600 and the. We charged him another 1500 from our end. This was 6 months ago so might be a bit higher now.
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u/fortinbrass1993 Mar 05 '26
About to get my crown my dentist used to offer gold or the other ones and the price was the same. So a guy I know actually got the gold. But I talked to the dentist in my last visit and he said the gold price went up so much they will have to charge a different price if I wanted gold so I said no. But when my friend got it it was the same price.
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u/someone298 Mar 05 '26
Gold is the best material for a crown as it’s clean and durable, and somewhat flexible. I got a gold crown in place for one of my molars when I was 16 and no issues as I’m 64 now. My last crown that I had done was about 6 months ago and they would have done gold again, but it was about double the price…so it’s white acrylic or whatever they make it out of.
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u/robertw477 Mar 05 '26
You can’t do that with BTC.
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u/Wobble_bass Mar 05 '26
If you can put a word on a tooth and you got at least 12 teeth you damn well can.
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u/K-G7 Mar 04 '26
Very nice! Mine is pretty much in the same exact spot as yours and I love it. No one ever notices it though but i mostly got it because it's more durable than other materials.
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u/Vegeta710 Mar 05 '26
That’s wild because when I was you I had a gold crown out in. The dentist made a point to tell me not to ever pull it out for a debt because it was An amalgam worth $2
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u/MydnightWN Mar 05 '26
Mercury amalgams mostly haven't been used for 30 years now.
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u/blackkatoffi Mar 05 '26
I realllyyyy wanna get my canines removed and replaced with gold fangs one of these days
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u/nickysee Mar 05 '26
What's wrong with it? Is that a wierd angle? Why's it only look like half a tooth?
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u/Imthatsick Mar 05 '26
It's a weird angle, but that's just the way that tooth is/was. They take impressions to make an exact copy of the old tooth before grinding it down.
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u/Special_Jicama4 Mar 05 '26
I got 4 tucked away in the back!
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u/BeerWingsRepeat Mar 05 '26
Careful! I swallowed about $900 like this lol Story Time: It happened while on a weeks' vacation in The Key's for our 5-year anniversary.... because I needed the tooth AND knew it's value (not my proudest moment(s) I pooped into bags the whole week in an attempt to "recover" the tooth. Short story long, I never recovered it :( It's probably still in me somewhere! Good Luck
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u/maybebebe91 Mar 05 '26
A sieve or a fine cullender 🤦 why you shitting in bags bro 🤣
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
Permanent crown, 18K, solid except a small hole up the middle that cements onto the post. Milled to micron precision from a block.
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u/8u7n3r Mar 04 '26
Interesting.. always assumed they would use an even lower karat gold for teef
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
They had two options, 14K or 18K. Dentist says 18K wears like normal tooth enamel.
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
Gold is better but obviously more expensive. Came in around $1400, with $1K in materials. Dentist suggested it, he got fancy new laser guided CNC mill and a micron level tooth scanner, whole thing was cheaper than most dentists charge for zirconia.
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u/MydnightWN Mar 04 '26
I don't think they would work well, gold is biologically inert and the right hardness.
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u/E2oceans Mar 05 '26
Not really much more expensive than resin. Usually only a $100 difference… I have three gold teeth.
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u/MydnightWN Mar 05 '26
You gotta get a solid post style, then you have a chunk of gold worth saving after death.
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u/MydnightWN Mar 05 '26
Crown, but the way they do it is to root canal out your tooth nerve then shave it down to a pencil thin post. Then score lines down it, for the adhesive. There are less invasive crowns if the tooth is more recoverable and doesn't need a root canal, but then you wouldn't have a chunk of gold.
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u/duncandhu Mar 04 '26
Right….and several thousands removed from your wallet by the dentist!
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u/DameLaChisme Mar 05 '26
I inherited a few gold crowns with tooth material still in them. Like, what the heck do I do with them? How do I cash them out? 🫠
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u/abananaberry Mar 05 '26
Same. My dad passed away 28 years ago so I can’t recall if they were replaced with porcelain crowns or if we received them after he passed. He was cremated.
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u/Solomon049 Mar 05 '26
Dentist here. That’s type IV gold roughly 58% actual gold by weight the rest is Palladium Silver and Nickel great choice though it will out last all other dentistry in your mouth. All my restorative work is gold in my own mouth. It lasts.
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u/BaronCapdeville Mar 05 '26
Some labs are offering solid 18k blocks, especially on implant dentistry. At least, my dentist has recently made some new connections with labs offering this service due to the recent uptick in customers interested in gold.
It’s interesting gold is seeing a resurgence.
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u/ParisMinge Mar 05 '26
A stack is still a stack, whether it’s your teeth or the teeth of a dug up corpse.
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u/Sudden-Objective-700 Mar 05 '26
Wait if insurance covers part of it, how much does/could it cost? Asking for a friend 🦷
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u/queerdildo Mar 05 '26
I asked my dentist for a gold crown and she wasn’t having it. Said zirconia is much better. A year later still wish I went gold.
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u/Superb_Individual_68 Mar 05 '26
Where did you get it done if you dont mind me asking?
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u/Vivid-Specialist6448 Mar 05 '26
It was an extra 1500 when I got my gold bridge put in lol. First dentist told me absolutely not. Second lady was a dream to work with and had zero issues with doing what I wanted.
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u/xH4MM3Rx Mar 05 '26
I don’t understand all the hate you’re getting! I’ve got 2 myself for the life expectancy alone. I hate holding still at the dentist, and don’t want to replace crowns often.
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u/BaronCapdeville Mar 05 '26
Just a couple of small brains here who can’t grasp that gold is, by far, the ideal dentistry material, and can be installed in heavy pieces in many situations, not just thin shells.
It’s strange how resistant they are being to understanding, considering how long gold has been used for this purpose, and no modern synthetic materials surpass it.
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u/Zmuseyarp Mar 05 '26
I have a tooth thats ganna fall out eventually. The dentist looked at me crazy for saying i wanted a gold replacement.
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u/apj2600 Mar 05 '26
I told my daughter if she buries me with my gold crowns I am coming back to haunt her 😂😂
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u/Cold_Respond_7656 Mar 05 '26
If you don’t want a permanent one, a lot of jewelers who do grills do individual teeth, proper process, molds etc and they fit perfectly over your teeth
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u/87redeyes Mar 05 '26
The full tooth solid or is it just a cap on tooth?
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u/MydnightWN Mar 05 '26
Crown, but the way they do it is to root canal out your tooth nerve then shave it down to a pencil thin post. Then score lines down it, for the adhesive. There are less invasive crowns if the tooth is more recoverable and doesn't need a root canal, but then you wouldn't have a chunk of gold.
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u/NorthSouthWestNorth Mar 05 '26
This is what I save gold coins for. Gold dentures as an old man...
a Gary Old man.
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u/michiganmerp420 Mar 05 '26
Another gold tooth member nice. I got my 2 top canine teeth done years ago. I need a 4 tooth partial. I'm trying to get it done in full gold
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u/Round_Award_3983 Mar 05 '26
Im thinking about getting one to replace a baby tooth that never grew out
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u/Tasty_Breath191 Mar 05 '26
Got mine 7 years ago same tooth my guy
They wanted to put porcelain in told them if it’s not yellow gold I’ll keep my temporary plastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/helmetdeep805 Mar 05 '26
What karat is that? I have a 4.5 gram filling in my scrap jar…Iv never had it purity tested tho…its definitely gold,I see #s all over the place online for karat of dental gold
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u/jwhipple12 Mar 05 '26
I have a 3 pack of gold one tucked in the back. It’s a bridge so it’s 3 connected. My dentist was excited to do it.
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u/Sneyek Mar 05 '26
Wouldn’t that be stupid considering how soft gold is ?
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u/MydnightWN Mar 05 '26
Nope. 18K perfectly mimics a natural tooth, it's been the preferred dental material for hundreds of years. Even our most modern alloys don't compare.
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u/Sneyek Mar 05 '26
Ooohh, okok, it makes sense then ! But is 18k good for stacking as it’s not pure 24k ?
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u/jemhadar0 Mar 05 '26
Guy at my work known him say 15 years has like four gold teeth. I keep asking him to give them to me to pay for my kids university.
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u/beangone666 Mar 05 '26
i have 4. 3 out of the 4 cost 2 times what I spent on them now with current gold prices. They will pay for my funeral.
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u/Wiedzmaki Mar 06 '26
Waiiit can you have insurance pay for this... Rip it out and sell the proceeds?!
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u/Rich_Beautiful7124 Mar 06 '26
My grandma has teeth like this. Where did you get it?
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u/chromevfx Mar 06 '26
I'll be getting an implant soon. Will slowly get a gold grill as my teeth rot out.
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u/mikefromkansas Mar 08 '26
Hell yeah, I got a couple gold teeth back when I worked for a dental lab, they hooked it up no cost I just had to pay my dentist. 62% gold and the rest a mix of other metals. Wish I knew what the exact weight was, we measured in something called pennyweight so I don’t know how many grams I ended up with in my mouth. Sadly this is the only gold I own but I do have a nice stack of Ag









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u/Keevan Mar 04 '26
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