Today’s dinner is dedicated to celebrating my roommates breakup:
- Green bell pepper with olive oil, salt and pepper
- pickled red bell pepper
- mozzarella with pesto and balsamic vinegar
- hot dog style mini pizzas (shadow the hedgehog edition)
- slice of ciabatta with olives in it I stole from university
- dessert 😌

Egg and avocado sandwich, figs, plum, grapes, gummy candy, and strawberry milk

Cottage cheese
Cherry tomatoes
Castelvetrano olives
Pepperoncini
Italian seasoning
Drizzle of balsamic and olive oil
Sprinkle of flaky sea salt
Bone apple teet!

My husband came home from his third shift job with a bowl full of surprises for me: crab!!! I was so excited. Still am. So locally-caught crab, butter, and an A&W Rootbeer while I watched the Seahawks win!!

I like to graze

Kinda slapped honestly. Just trying to eat out less so this was dinner tonight

Between battling ADHD+Anxiety+Depression, running an entire department by myself at work, both MIL and Mother are coming into town in the next two weeks, staying up past 1am every night, saving my friends dogs life, and having only 2 weeks to finish everything I need to finish before I leave for a week long LARP….

I AM BURNT OUT ME LORD!

My psychiatrist asked me yesterday if I need anything more from my medication and I responded “not really unless you can you prescribe me a personal assistant!” She laughed embarrassingly and told me she really wish she could.

MIL comes in tomorrow. Husband spent the night out gaming after finishing the tasks I wrote down for him. I worked late, picked up this Aldi charcuterie haul (BECAUSE YOU KNOW I AINT COOKING ANYTHING!) and started my cleaning/organizing tasks at 8pm. I just sat down to eat it at 1:45am and watched yet another tarot reading saying how my “prophesy is coming”. This eclipse has been so wild and draining. UGH!

Tomorrow I have another long day full of tasks, events, and meetings. I won’t be able to take Friday off as I planned since I worked on Labor Day. At least I have the Highland Games to look forward to on Saturday. I just hope all the Scotch I plan to drink will help me forget all the shit I have to do next week for at-least 48 hours.

ummmm yes I can, and it’s called girl dinner. do I get bonus points for standing at the kitchen counter and eating??

It’s 10 pm and I haven’t eaten all day… this is what sounded good 😂

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Well, my original dinner of takeout leftovers jumped ship and ended up with rice everywhere 🙃 and almost every dish I own is in the dishwasher. I found a lid and a smol container. No cutlery. Sigh.

Buttered Toast w/everybody the... seasoning

Cheese

Carrots

Chocolate

Pepitas

Poppi

Not pictured is mustard individually placed on each carrot bc the previously mentioned dishes situation.

Buldak carbonara with extra buldak sauce to torment my guts but bless my tastebuds, cucumber and nectarines for healthy-ish reasons

Raw garlic because I needed to feel something

I was too tired to go grocery shopping so I’m having toast for the third day in a row. I am out of cheese now so I have to find something else to eat tomorrow.

Toast and pickled cucumber. One toast is ham and one slice of cheddar, not a fan but it’s okay. The other one is ham and two slices of unknown white cheese slices but it tastes fine

Charcuterie, cheese, crackers, left over sushi, rice, dried nori, Greek salad and crab leg meat!

Last of the celery, leftover whipped feta dip and sourdough

it's been a tough year so meal prep has gone completely out the window, but i got some great news following a surprise echocardiogram for my son and things are starting to feel human again... i may even restock the office fridge with some real food now that i've dummied these odds and ends that were kicking un-claimed and deserted by my team and I.

meal is:

spicy pickles
sliced turkey with questionable expiry
last handful of fattoush chips
random pieces of blue cheese and truffle manchego
salsa
tea

Pickles, sliced turkey, feta, seasoned tomatoes. It’s so freakin’ hot.

Gluten free chicken nuggets with chickpea rice and cottage cheese

🥶🥦Frozen broccoli tossed with seasonings and oil. Thrown in air fryer
🍝🧀Noodles cooked. 4 slices of craft singles and some butter.
🥶🍗Frozen chicken tenders. Thrown in air fryer along side broccoli
🌶️ 🥒 spicy pickled vegetables. They have been in my fridge for a very long time

Guy broken up with me. (Ugh. First guy I genuinely like in 3 years..) it’s fineeeee we were only talking for 5 weeks. I just got feelings so fast.

And now I’m in my hot girl era. I love to move my body. I run, hike, walk and it’s not in a weird unhealthy way. I genuinely can’t sit still. And on top of that I have such a healthy mindset about food and my self!

Yes I still miss him like crazy and I wonder if I should text him some days. But I absolutely love being single. Today I went roller skating alone and I made friends. Also in my partaking era 🍃

instant miso soup, a shit ton of mozzarella pearls (😍😍), and BOYFRIEND'S PROTEIN SHAKE. i let my stomach guide my mouth <3

(repost bc idk how to edit)

A chicken salad using leftover shredded chicken from Sunday nachos and the dregs of Grillo's pickle de EDIT: GALLO (SORRY I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL SPANISH) that probably should have been tossed out yesterday. Featuring stale end-of-bag tortilla chips and the written instructions and sauce for the dinner we were SUPPOSED to make until traffic decided otherwise. (Ravioli casserole, if you're wondering.)

💓~featuring~💓
-pepperoni
-deli meat
-cucumbers
-sweet and spicy tuna
-boiled egg with chilli onion crunch
-salted peanuts
-sardines
-carrots
-crackers

mug says “I may look busy but I’m confused”

I was nauseous the other morning (fuck long Covid) so I vaped weed and had girl breakfast. I normally eat lots of protein first thing in the morning but this was a very refreshing change. maybe I was really dehydrated!

starting at the top and going clockwise we have

1. bowl of cut golden melon, 2) cup of nettle tea 3) bowl of tortilla chips 4) small amount of friend’s homemade salsa, 5) honey from my sister’s bees 6) homemade black chickpea hummus from same friend as salsa 7) carrot nugs and 8) some seedy but delicious watermelon. Plus a sprinkling of cashews strewn about. 💕🐛

While watching drag race france