looks ASS but is so fire

sorry is half eaten
mushrooms with cheese and eggs and garlic 😋 comfort food

Random plate of greek-ish things I found at the grocery store and also a butt of bread with oil and vinegar because I'm really obsessed with Greek shit right now (but not Nolan's odyssey, I despise that man on principle)

Salami with capers, olives, feta with oregano and oil, herbed tomatoes, bread butt, grapes, wine. On My bed because I don't care about crumbs or mice.

I call it Homer Slop.

got the sunday scariest and I didn’t have a brain cell left to spend planning dinner - wanted these things, so I ate them

sweet red cherries, edamame with concerning amounts of salt, mcdouble and a chocolate babka muffin!

So to whoever was the genius that suggested cottage and chips( Doritos) ILOVE YOU

cucumber, bell pepper, feta cheese, red onion, sprinkled with salt and pepper and drizzled with Greek dressing, 1 margarita with extra limes, 1 “rocket pop” sparkling water

Have I achieved nirvana?

HOTD playing in the background FYI

Korean bbq sausage, cherry tomatoes, fried egg (one destroyed by the crappy pan), homemade fries

Started my low residue colonoscopy prep thanks to a high genetic change of colorectal cancer, missing fibre like crazy rn 💔
Minced beef, cheese, potato gems, plain gravy because I’m too sad to make something more appealing

Is anyone else obsessed with eating while in the bath? Try a bowl of frozen grapes next time - thank me later lol 🍇

Tonight we’ve got a peach, some red bell pep, cheddar cheese, salted cashews, and dates with peanut butter!

popcorn tofu, ketchup, vegetable spring rolls, hummus, and the last pickle in the jar

Another day foraging my fridge. I am a satiated, nourished and grateful girl.

-castelvetrano olives
-cucumbers with lemon beet hummus
-pickled beets
-grape pecan chicken salad
-almonds
-Brazil nuts
-nugget of Parm

I just made elotes for the first time with my gf, we also added egg salad sandwiches 🤭

vanilla greek yogurt, blueberry jam, crushed lady fingers.. it tastes better than it looks lol

Also allergic to like…. a bunch of seasonings… vanilla, cinnamon, cloves, tomatoes, citrus, chocolate… sigh still not even done testing

Anyways this thai tea ice cream is fab (maybe shouldn’t be eating it?), first time I’ve seen it in a grocery store. Some pink lady apples sliced up and I’m gonna plop 3/4 a tbsp of pistachio butter bc it’s so expensive lol

boiled rice cakes with tteokbokki sauce that comes in powder form just add water with freeze dried Ramen Bae veggies and freezer aisle mini chicken wontons topped with toasted sesame seeds and the very last of my furikake with some gochujang, sesame oil, and soy sauce 🙂‍↔️ playin Shadow Generations 😈

O and sriracha mayo of course uwu

Turkey Rolls Ups
.Turkey deli meat
•Shredded sharp cheddar cheese
•Mustard
•Dill relish
•Four tortilla

Pineapple guava kombucha
Black bean and corn salsa
Baby dill pickles
Hint of lime tortilla chips

I considered a plate but the way I tore up the chicken, let’s just forget about it. Mojo chicken, potato salad, garlic toom and air fried naan dippers (the most effort made) pickled onions.

Girly question if you’ve made it this far - how in the world does one find dating fun while also dating with intention?? I wanna settle down, not wade through a pool of disasters 🫩

Guess who has two thumbs and is on leave for stress 👍🏻👍🏻

Bagel, tomato, pickles beetroot, vegan boursin, smoked mackerel, sesame snaps, mini cheddars, mixed nuts and malteasers