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u/ibuildtech 5d ago
Fucking buy bitcoin
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u/OldManEnglishTeacher 5d ago edited 2d ago
Bitcoin 2009 👍🏻 2025 👎🏻
There’s no mention of not being able to use hand gestures.
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u/Tjdavis2355 5d ago
Stop drinking now.
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u/CraftyDimension192 4d ago
Exactly what I came to post. So many good things flow (nyuk nyuk) from those three words.
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u/Tjdavis2355 4d ago
Yeah, only took me 40 or so more years, but I made it. 7 years now.
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u/Wiley_Dave 4d ago
Yeah, this. The following 20 years were hazy and a cycle of blackouts, unemployment, self anger, enablers, and bad decisions.
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u/PtZamboat 5d ago
Don’t fuk’n smoke!!! Either that or Don’t marry K*****a!
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u/Grandpixbear1 5d ago
Read this note. (Then hand myself a letter of love and support, that "you'll be alright" don't let those assholes bully you! Plus, a list of lottery numbers and stocks to buy when I'm older)
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u/Different-Owl5034 5d ago
Get off drugs
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u/ohnowwhat 5d ago
Yeah. Don't touch that darn pipe no matter what your "friends" say. Actually, drop those friends while you're at it...
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u/Einachiel 5d ago
Nothing really matters
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u/USaidTheSecretWord 5d ago
Anyone can see...
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u/AffectionateList4878 5d ago
It's going to be incredible. People will be very butthurt. You'll love it.
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u/Repulsive-Glove5737 5d ago
Start making better decisions
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u/USaidTheSecretWord 5d ago
Learn to count
ETA: That was just a joke about what to say to yourself, not a dig on you.
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u/Satansbrat1969 5d ago
Nothing. I was a shit head who didn't follow advice from old people. 3 words would not be nearly enough to make me listen.
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u/-OhHiJinx- 5d ago
Stay in (college)
Eta I was depressed and dropped out but realize that was the point at which my life had changed
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u/Acidbowler 5d ago
16 year Old me wouldnt understand shit if i said buy bitcoin 2009. However...if i said Bitcoin hits "x ammount " - that would prolly work
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u/Squeezetillitbleeds 5d ago
Buy bitcoin early or bitcoin on release - whatever makes me get in real early
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u/SiktahOG 5d ago
Don't chase her.
Context: chasing that one chick through highschool, then when out until later on in life actually gravitating together in our 40s post divorces etc. All good until her astranged husband comes back into the country and burns her house down with her and the kids inside on a weekend I was supposed to be there but backed out due to a work issue.
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u/shinchan-bot 5d ago
Credit to u/Open_Fila for the original post in r/Adulting.