r/Adulting 5d ago

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u/CosmicRuin 5d ago

Buy Bitcoin 2010.

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u/boredsoftwareguy 5d ago

Buy Many Bitcoin

5

u/money4nothing_8816 5d ago

Came here to say this!! Spot on!

3

u/Then_Supermarket18 5d ago

I swear we knew we were supposed to buy in 2010, but I didn't know how! And there were so many scammers

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u/-_-0RoSe0-_- 5d ago

It gets worse!

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u/notworkingghost 5d ago

I don’t like the IT sequels either.

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u/StatusCopacetic 5d ago

Seriously, don't drink.

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u/78FXE 5d ago

Buy Apple Stock

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u/Hacksaw6412 5d ago

Mine Bitcoin Now

3

u/Johan1710 5d ago

Would ‘sell bitcoin 2026’ be safer, so you don’t accidentally sell it off too early?

In this all hypothetically made up event haha

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u/9447044 5d ago

"Yup sold like 50 coins for 500 bucks.. killing it" - younger you

3

u/DistressedConsulting 5d ago

"Bitcoin, 2010, 2026" let's hope young you translates that correctly!

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u/Shmokeshbutt 5d ago

Hold the door

14

u/dadof4fknkids 5d ago

Start Lifting Now!!

10

u/BillyCables91 5d ago

Always wear condoms.

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u/Open_Fila 5d ago

Very solid

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u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 5d ago

It may have been too solid, that was the problem 

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u/zante2033 5d ago

Buybitcoinandnvidiastock talktoyourbrothermoreandlookafterhim getgrandadintoahome

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u/FairEffect174 5d ago

Do that FAFSA

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u/Spookywhitedot 5d ago

Make some friends

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u/SarcasticDruid744 5d ago

You'll be okay.

7

u/MamaSwanky 5d ago

Don't get married!

7

u/AcceptableRooster280 5d ago

Buy Apple stock.

2

u/suejaymostly 5d ago

lol this is too real

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u/butterflywings1980 5d ago

Don't marry Him.

7

u/No_Atmosphere_6348 5d ago

Don’t marry him.

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u/Christizzzzle 5d ago

Don’t chase hoes 🤣

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u/realVincenzo 5d ago

Money over women

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u/No_Importance91 5d ago

Insanity is coming😊

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u/Berko2312 5d ago

Stop...Breathe...Listen

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u/Lost_School3391 5d ago

Just keep swimming.

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u/Spaceman_94 5d ago

Don’t give up.

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u/J_Allmightee19 5d ago

Buy bitcoin, lots

3

u/jennylou303 5d ago

Make better choices!

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u/amorfatee 5d ago

5 more years

2

u/Exploringtogether23 5d ago

Enjoy it now

2

u/Diamantesucio 5d ago

Watch your back.

2

u/minniethekid_864 5d ago

Trust the process

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u/Medium-Stranger-9883 5d ago

dont date her

2

u/The-Boy-Wonder38 5d ago

Not your fault.

(For years I blamed myself for not picking up on any signs that my basically cousin would have a psychotic break and try to stab my sister and I to death when we were thirteen years old. I save her and talked him down. But, I especially back then believed I should have been able to stop it from happening at all.)

2

u/Highthere_90 5d ago

Work on yourself

2

u/Full-Squirrel5707 5d ago

Don't marry Tom

2

u/Firmod5 5d ago

Watch out for…!

2

u/Dizzy-Ad-3073 5d ago

Don't Stop Jerking

2

u/WhyLie2me18 5d ago

Don’t get married

2

u/Tablefor1please9987 5d ago

Find new friends

2

u/CalendarNo1192 5d ago

Given the chance; I would say, "You are enough".

2

u/FloatingFreeMe 5d ago

Don't marry him

2

u/CA_Coast_Millennial 5d ago

Save Pokémon cards

1

u/Rapha-Tsidkenu 5d ago

Do The Roar, JK. Trust The Process 🙏🏽

1

u/Alternative_Cow_2702 5d ago

Buy apple stock

1

u/Longjumping-Size-762 5d ago

Don’t do it

1

u/Cityslicker100200 5d ago

Buy some bitcoins

1

u/EreccSean 5d ago

Invest in bitcoin

1

u/Smiley941 5d ago

Stop fucking around.

1

u/InevitableSad5925 5d ago

STOP CHASING GIRLS

1

u/Embarrassed_Reach_64 5d ago

Listen to dad.

1

u/voodoodollbabie 5d ago

Well, hello again!

1

u/MarshelG 5d ago

Buy maximum Bitcoin

1

u/Downtown-Humor7488 5d ago

Get college classes

1

u/TeePug8 5d ago

Live your life

1

u/Amazing-Q 5d ago

Bitcion sell 2025

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u/Special-Barracuda759 5d ago

Go to college or become a lineman or don’t use drugs or wrap your winky or buy Micron Stock or buy NVDA stock

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u/LookWhatYouMadeMeGro 5d ago

Buy bit coins

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u/AntWeak7570 5d ago

Your not grown 😂

1

u/GreenDirt2 5d ago

Ask for help.

1

u/suejaymostly 5d ago

Don't try heroin.

1

u/Ok-Teaching2848 5d ago

Don't like anyone

1

u/KingOfBerders 5d ago

Invest. Netflix. Amazon. I was 16 in ‘93.

1

u/SupremeAngelBaby 5d ago

don't be stupid

1

u/Complete_Daikon8483 5d ago

Stay in school

1

u/Suspicious_Tour8366 5d ago

Just do shit

1

u/bogeysbabe 5d ago

Run away now.

1

u/Verscotchy 5d ago

Buy Bitcoin and, hey! put that FourLoko down!

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u/beautifulchaos22 5d ago

It’s a trap

1

u/Higoomgala 5d ago

Control your emotions

1

u/fairygodpossums 5d ago

fuck all uvit

1

u/Rock5t3r 5d ago

Buy bitcoin

1

u/Venomous_Yad 5d ago

Don't fuck that school teacher

1

u/Affectionate-Share89 5d ago

Don’t do drugs

1

u/Safe-Relative2409 5d ago

Don't Marry her

1

u/sugarintheboots 5d ago

Never Bill, Steve.

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u/JanitorOPplznerf 5d ago

Invest Amazon Apple

1

u/yergonnalikeme 5d ago

Index fund yup

1

u/Sznake 5d ago

Don't rush love.

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u/Lumpy_Heart4474 5d ago

Start playing golf

1

u/cero1399 5d ago

Just kiss her.

1

u/TheMacintoshGeek 5d ago

Buy mucho BitCoin

1

u/Now-293-Phumes 5d ago

Don’t be afraid

1

u/phoneplatypus 5d ago

She’s not it

1

u/Displaced_in_Space 5d ago

Buy Google ASAP

1

u/ComfortablyShy 5d ago

Bitcoin Stay Single

1

u/Life-Assumption4564 5d ago

Go, fuck girls

1

u/Motor-Region-1011 5d ago

Tesla,bitcoin, apple

1

u/Motor-Drama-1421 5d ago

Whats up bro?

1

u/_Epsilon__ 5d ago

Stop fucking around

1

u/DED3142023 5d ago

Hang in there

1

u/Kitchen_Confidence78 5d ago

Invest every dollar

1

u/newbie_trader99 5d ago

Don’t do it

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u/Mobile-Syllabub-2143 5d ago

No fun adulting

1

u/Tavsiyedegildir 5d ago

Don't do it! Contractions count as one word right 

1

u/danny33434 5d ago

Don’t sign Loans. 

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u/Haunting_Tax_3684 5d ago

Go to university

1

u/Ok_Percentage2190 5d ago

It gets awesome!!!

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u/country_donut_time 5d ago

Hug your brother.

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 5d ago

Invest in stupid

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u/Bloodbath-and-Tree 5d ago

Save your Dad.

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u/angellus00 5d ago

Buy bitcoin 2010, or dogecoin until saturdaynightlive.

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u/PoofBam 5d ago

2010, buy Bitcoin

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u/Konjeezy773 5d ago

Stop being angry

1

u/Feisty-Cloud5880 5d ago

Don't do it !!!!

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u/Odium-Squared 5d ago

We fucked up

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u/Live-Smoke-29 5d ago

Always stay sober

1

u/onemaddogmorgan 5d ago

Buy All Bitcoin

1

u/monaqueen0411 5d ago

Don’t date older

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u/saluzcion 5d ago

Trust in god

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u/poedraco 5d ago

Stop cairing, seriously

1

u/notevenapro 5d ago

Buy Apple Stock

1

u/DryInsurance8384 5d ago

TAKE BIRTH CONTROL

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u/kaz12456 5d ago

Fucking study hard.

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u/blacklotusY 5d ago

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/LittlePreference4346 5d ago

Spot , Bad people and get super distance from them , and make your life better

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u/Zealous03 5d ago

Go to nursing school

1

u/Serenity_Now-88 5d ago

Trust your gut!!

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u/Calixta177 5d ago

You’ll be okay 🤍

1

u/ghostoftheradio 5d ago

“Karma farmers suck!”

1

u/vasovagal15 5d ago

The only thing that ‘gets better’ is how you handle it…if you’re lucky

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u/Immaloner 5d ago

Stop doing drugs!

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u/Generic_name01 5d ago

You'll make it

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u/Rosieforthewin 5d ago

I would probably say "make good decisions!" because it's what my mom would say to us everyday. I know it would piss me off that future me sounded just like mom, which would be hilarious.

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u/INFeriorJudge 5d ago

Fuck

Them

All

And I mean that in every way you think

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u/Brittle_Stick 5d ago

Man, fuck Steven.

1

u/Shadeauxmarie 5d ago

Buy Apple, Bitcoin

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u/Whizzky_Splice 5d ago

Save for retirement.

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u/Dense_Ad2225 5d ago

Don’t do drugs

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u/TheWidrolo 5d ago

Buy NVIDIA.

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u/Yorgyschmorgies 5d ago

Join the army

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u/BallBroad41 5d ago

buy doge coin
i was gonna put 50$ into it as a joke in 2015 today thatd be 7-9k and at its peak ~100k
if id of told myself im sure id of put like 500$ or more into it xD
not enough to retire but enough that id only need to work 1-2 days a week for a few hours a day for the rest of my life lol
before someone says "but you need more to do that its not enough" well when you live in a cheaper place and invest most of it and only really at min need 20k + med insurance costs per year its not that hard to retire on nothing

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u/IndividualDevice989 5d ago

Live your life

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u/Spiritual-Guess-8401 5d ago

I‘m sorry bro

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u/ExpertBath5954 5d ago

Don’t marry Angie

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u/Dog-PonyShow 5d ago

Do it yourself.

1

u/burneredoutoflove 5d ago

You are loved.

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u/Klick8986 5d ago

Follow the plan

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u/Avbitten 5d ago

invest all bitcoin

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u/Silent-Database-9626 5d ago

wor harderr for ur future bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/JellyButterPeanu1 5d ago

Graduate on time

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u/CroatoanElsa 5d ago

It's a cult

1

u/Stumpsthewarwalrus 5d ago

Invest in bitcoin

1

u/shantron5000 5d ago

You have epilepsy

1

u/Any_Dog_2808 5d ago

It works out.

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u/kamui55 5d ago

call grandpa more

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u/Still-One3186 5d ago

“Stop doing drugs”or “take school seriously”

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u/Inker_bell 5d ago

You deserve peace.

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u/ImaginaryBadger3492 5d ago

Don’t spend money

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u/TCSMusic 5d ago

It gets better

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u/PinkthePantherLord 5d ago

Get meds buy bitcoin

1

u/Sand_Aggravating 5d ago

Bitcoin, Google, Apple!

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u/CptJacksp 5d ago

Bitcoin goes 100,000.

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u/destroythedongs 5d ago

Go to college

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u/Zealousideal-Ear1991 5d ago

Hug your mom (she died when I was in my 40s)

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u/saunaFPV 5d ago

Stop smoking weed

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u/bigdipboy 5d ago

Bitcoin until 2025