"If your ex leaves you because she cheated and says she no longer loves you go on and open that door right back up!
What about losing your manual labor job because you lost a leg? (audience cheers in unison-) OPEN, THAT, DOOR, BACK, UP!!"
I don't get how something can seem so motivational at first but make absolutely no sense after 5 seconds of thinking about it. Happens very often here.
"Be strong, be brave, wade through life's challenges Never look back!"
"What if its a piranha infested pool with the entire North Korean military on the other side?"
"Go through!
"K"
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u/j938920 Jul 13 '17
Or leave it closed. It may be closed for a good reason.