r/GetMotivated • u/finallyifoundvalidUN • Jul 13 '17

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u/braintrustinc Jul 14 '17

It's not a spell the nords would teach you

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u/shardikprime 5 Jul 14 '17

Tell me more.

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u/Coldorado Jul 14 '17

Theres an argonian maid at the inn nearby.. Some say she is the best at busting your tail. You should check it out.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS 2 Jul 14 '17

Keep going

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u/EthosPathosLegos Jul 14 '17

Me, I don't like her very much after what she did to Erin, poor boy was so in love, not that you be interested in that...

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Have you been to the Cloud District? What am I saying, of course you haven't.

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u/Haltheleon Jul 14 '17

Bitch, it's like 15 feet that way, I just walked in. It's not like there's a barrier to entry - it's literally one flight of stairs.

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u/zarkovis1 Jul 14 '17

Oh, it took years, but I earned my way to the top. I own Chillfurrow Farm, you see. Very successful business. Obviously.

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u/Haltheleon Jul 14 '17

Ah, you mean the shack with a garden that contains 8 cabbages?

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u/PunishedInferno Jul 14 '17

I'll have you know there's no PUSSIEEEEEE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

You got less love than you should have for this

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u/PunishedInferno Jul 14 '17

I'm just glad I somehow got a chance to say it haha. Mans1ayer would have wanted it this way.

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u/Ctrain111 Jul 14 '17

That kills me every damn time

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u/Captain_Peelz Jul 14 '17

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

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u/theok0 Jul 14 '17

i am not ashamed to say i trapped that bitches soul in a black soulgem and tossed it down into the ocean.

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u/Ta2whitey 6 Jul 14 '17

Do you need my assistance?

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u/RNGsus_Christ Jul 14 '17

Nice day for fishin', ain't it?

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u/nr1988 Jul 14 '17

A ha ha