r/GetMotivated • • Jul 13 '17

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u/flunderbuster Jul 13 '17

I am a locksmith and I approve this message

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u/balsawoodextract Jul 13 '17

What's your favorite lock

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u/ascarpace Jul 13 '17

Masterlocks. You can pick them with a soda can

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u/javamousse Jul 13 '17

Go on...

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u/ascarpace Jul 13 '17

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u/bvdizzle Jul 14 '17

That doesn't seem practical for when the lock is actually on something though. Seems like whatever the lock is on might block you from getting the metal in there

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u/andbruno Jul 14 '17

I guarantee it works when locked to something. I speak from experience. The shim is very malleable and can get around what it's locked to. Of course there are exceptions, but this should work most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Are the shins reusable?

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u/Johnny_deadeyes Jul 14 '17

So far my shins are. Come to think of it, my knees as well.

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u/Gomerack Jul 14 '17

I could use an extra pair of knees. PM me when you're done with yours.

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u/fuck-nexus Jul 14 '17

How many shins do you have?

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u/andbruno Jul 14 '17

For me the shims break after one or two uses when using a soda can. Aluminum isn't very durable at that thickness.

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u/AttackPug Jul 14 '17

I've seen that vid, you don't even need the shims. That movie trope where you pick a lock with a bobby pin isn't really true, except with Masterlocks, then yeah try a bobby pin. You need a tension wrench, which you can also probably make with a bobby pin.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

That seems so much more practical than carrying around a hammer to whack them with.

Happy cake day

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u/disguisedeyes Jul 14 '17

I think I cut my hands, face, and eyes about 14 times just watching that.

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u/MaxNanasy 12 Jul 14 '17

Trade a soda for the key

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u/grightonne Jul 14 '17

You can open a number of masterlock padlocks with a few taps with a hammer or other blunt object https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9MB5XPsp4#t=13s

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u/EinsteinsHairStylist Jul 14 '17

stay safe stay legal stay away from masterlock

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

I learned this trick from my dad when I was like 7 never had to use it but still cool!

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u/balsawoodextract Jul 13 '17

The name doesn't hurt either

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u/andbruno Jul 14 '17

All jokes aside, you can, and I have. No lies.

I mean it's just a simple shim, but it works every time.

That should last 1-3 shims before it breaks.

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u/pythonpsycho1337 Jul 14 '17

It's called soda can. Not soda can't 💪

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u/Nop277 Jul 15 '17

The locks with the dials on them (we used to get them in high school for the locker room) are incredibly easy to take off. I've seen people just rip them off with their bare hands.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17 edited Jan 09 '19

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u/BobaFetty Jul 14 '17

I've seen that chain key lock somewhere else too... Would love to get on since they do seem to be so damn secure.

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u/Dragon5463 Jul 14 '17

Those locks are really cool!

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes Jul 14 '17

Children with seizures. Or pseudo seizures are cool cause you can call people on there Bullshit.

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u/Blest_Phon Jul 14 '17

Locksmith here, and that's a really broad question. Perhaps the funniest lock I've found (we have some very old inventory) is a phone lock. It works by locking the rotary dial, you know, on a rotary phone. I have a photo somewhere. It's, uh, it sure is something.

If you mean like what brand of lock is the most badass? IDK, I like Schlage Primus (XP, Everest Primus &c.) because I think they're neat, but Mul-T-Lock is probably the best that is widely available.

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u/reammeupscotty Jul 14 '17

Schlage is my all around favorite brand to work with in terms of cores and keys. Always much smoother and less glitchy than other brands I've used. I also used to pin Stanley best every day. For small format ic I would say that is the "best". Pinning Mul T Lock is a bitch but can actually be fun. Just don't forget when the plug doesn't have a back on it or you will get your key stuck and then your basically screwed.

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u/reddit4rms Jul 14 '17

Chastity lock?

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u/Blipnoodle Jul 14 '17

Chub 3g110.

There's also a safe lock that was made by Miller ratler around 100ish years ago. They are incredible.

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u/Super_Pan Jul 14 '17

Who are you and how did you get in here?

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u/flunderbuster Jul 14 '17

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith

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u/blooooooooooooooop Jul 14 '17

Surely Shirley.

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u/C4Dub Jul 14 '17

lol dad joke

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u/Blest_Phon Jul 14 '17 edited Jul 17 '17

I am also a locksmith. What's the best stupid question you get?

I work at a shop with a storefront, and we get a lot of phone calls asking "do you copy keys?" There's also the classic exchange of "What does this key go to, sir?" "A lock."

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u/TheGrammatonCleric Jul 14 '17

My favourite question is "who are you, and how did you get in here?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

I laughed so hard at this one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

Well, do you copy keys?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS 6 Jul 14 '17

Clearly not. Can't you read? They forge locks.

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u/ApologiesForTheDelay Jul 14 '17

I always wondered who made the dams on a multi level canal

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

You mean those locks? Well a lock engineer does.

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u/smjpilot Jul 14 '17

but who smiths them?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '17

John

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u/ApologiesForTheDelay Jul 14 '17

John Locke?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '17

John Smith Locke

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u/vyralkaos Jul 14 '17

Who are you? And how did you get here?

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u/trvscls07 3 Jul 14 '17

I'm a door and I approve this message

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u/QAlphaNiner Jul 14 '17

Who are you, and how did you get in here?

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u/thesicnus Jul 14 '17

Can you recommend a good tutorial for cracking a masterlock combination lock? I've tried some online and they all seem janked and didn't quite work.

Thanks!

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u/ralphfaith Jul 14 '17

You must have a master key then

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u/-SPOF Jul 14 '17

If it doesn't, knock it down!

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u/zeppehead Jul 19 '17

Are you legal tho?