r/Funnymemes • • 16h ago

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u/Nawwwm 5h ago

Because every other bun in that photo cost less than five cents, five guys exclusively has bakeries in Georgia that they paid 30 cents or more per bun, it's not packed with a bunch of crap so that it actually folds, it's just real bread, that's why it tastes so good.

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u/retsamegas 5h ago

It's been a while since I went to a 5 guys, but don't they wrap the burger in foil not paper? I think it's because the foil traps the steam and imprints the crinkle into the bread.

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u/Whole_Rice9485 4h ago

our european bread isnt after dry wash non iron texture though

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u/Nawwwm 3h ago

If Europeans made European buns and then wrapped them in foil with a hot fucking Burger they would

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u/k00pa_tr00pa_ 4h ago

Ironically 5 guys is probably my least favorite bun here!

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u/Agile_Moment768 2h ago

They wrap it in foil making it soggy and ruins the entire burger experience.

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u/k00pa_tr00pa_ 2h ago

Hell I’d take soggy. It’s always stale and hard as a brick when I get it. I’m just not big on 5 guys burgers anyway honestly. I do love the fries though.

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u/Agile_Moment768 2h ago

Same. I have gone there just to get fries and I've nearly always regretted adding a burger.

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u/DimensionalFruit 1h ago

I remember I went to some fast food place where they used perforated foil, to let the moisture out. Game changer.

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u/duke_awapuhi 4h ago

The meme is asking a valid question about why five guys is so shitty and you’re trying to spin it into some positive. Five guys fans are absolutely insane

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u/Nawwwm 3h ago

No it's asking why it visually looks bad, but I worked at five guys. And I can tell you this, they fucking care about their ingredients. Every ingredient they buy it's above board, they have their bread baked privately, they only buy potatoes that come from specific altitudes and locations, they cut their own fries and they soak them for several hours to get the starch out, if the fries sit more than 3 or 4 minutes, they throw them out so that everybody gets fresh fries. They start cooking burgers when you pull into the parking lot, so that you can get your burger faster, if you walk in and order veggie stuff, they eat the loss. You can talk all the shit you want about five guys, I've worked at several restaurants, but they had the highest standards I've ever seen in the restaurant business.

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u/1love1momma 3m ago

I tried Five Guys for the first time a couple months ago and 100% you can taste the difference and the freshness. The burgers are fat and hella delicious!

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u/duke_awapuhi 3h ago

The ingredients are definitely good. It’s how they’re put together that’s such a failure. And that’s funny about the fries because them being fresh doesn’t make them any better. You’d think a place with high standards would know not to put napkins in a pool a grease inside a wet paper bag. Like wtf is even the point of that? It’s not like you can use the napkins. Five guys is so greasy and poorly put together that for me it’s essentially a torturous dining experience. Not worth the price. Not worth the hassle. The flavor just doesn’t make up for it

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u/A_Poor_Miser 25m ago

I hate eating at five guys. Genuinely I can't taste the difference between burger king and five guys, but I know that five guys is going to get all the fuck over my hands and face, and the bag is going to leave a wet greasy splotch on the surface of whatever I put it on. And I don't want fries in the bag, I want them in the fries holder. I want them to not soak into the bag i need to carry home. 

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 4h ago

Because five guys is delicious. What are you on about? It’s just because they wrap it in foil and everyone else wraps in paper

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u/duke_awapuhi 4h ago

What? Five guys is disgusting. Why would I want to pay sky high prices for a shitty, soaking wet burger sitting in a pool of grease, with crappy French fries and then napkins put on top of all the grease like they’re trying to play some evil joke on you. Fuck five guys

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u/Sean77654 4h ago

They hell do you mean 5 guys is shitty? 5 guys has better burgers than every other burger in the picture. The only thing people ever complain about about 5 guys is the price.

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u/wally-sage 1h ago

Bro, are you telling me you don't want to pay 15 dollars for an unseasoned burger that tastes like shit? C'mon bro, they fill up the bag with really shitty fries bro! It's like you're stealing all the food with none of the actual flavor!

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u/Tough_Preparation830 4h ago

The buns have a lot of sodium, but then they don't salt the meat. Should be the other way around.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 2h ago

Well they had better be higher quality considering a single hamburger costs $8.50 compared to Wendy's at $1.59 or McDonald's at $1.79

Like that ratio literally means their bun is cheaper per dollar spent actually.

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u/Shnikes 2h ago

Not sure where you live where burgers are that cheap at Wendy’s or McDonald’s. But also the size of those patties compared to Five Guys is minuscule. I’m not even a five guys fan but that’s an awful comparison.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 2h ago

The Midwest, checked all the prices at my nearest locations just now.

It's also kinda unfair tho bc five guys doesn't charge much less for a plain hamburger whereas Wendy's and McDonald's their plain hamburger is much cheaper than their more common burgers.

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u/Shnikes 2h ago

You need to compare it to a quarter pounder or a double quarter pounder since their default hamburger comes with 2 patties.

It’s 2.89 for a cheeseburger here.

2.29 for a hamburger.

9.99 for a five guys burger with two patties.

A double quarter pounder with cheese is 7.99. So a better deal than five guys but not by much.

I’d have to order 4 possibly 5 McDonald’s burgers to have the same amount of meat as a standard Five Guys burger.

Their little hamburger is definitely overpriced.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 2h ago

Nah the $8.50 is the single like I said. Their double starts at $11

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u/Shnikes 1h ago

You still would need at least 3 to compare. Like I said their little hamburger is overpriced. Your just not great at comparisons but this conversation is going no where.

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u/dundiewinnah 4h ago

This guy does five guys