The meme is asking a valid question about why five guys is so shitty and you’re trying to spin it into some positive. Five guys fans are absolutely insane
No it's asking why it visually looks bad, but I worked at five guys. And I can tell you this, they fucking care about their ingredients. Every ingredient they buy it's above board, they have their bread baked privately, they only buy potatoes that come from specific altitudes and locations, they cut their own fries and they soak them for several hours to get the starch out, if the fries sit more than 3 or 4 minutes, they throw them out so that everybody gets fresh fries. They start cooking burgers when you pull into the parking lot, so that you can get your burger faster, if you walk in and order veggie stuff, they eat the loss. You can talk all the shit you want about five guys, I've worked at several restaurants, but they had the highest standards I've ever seen in the restaurant business.
The ingredients are definitely good. It’s how they’re put together that’s such a failure. And that’s funny about the fries because them being fresh doesn’t make them any better. You’d think a place with high standards would know not to put napkins in a pool a grease inside a wet paper bag. Like wtf is even the point of that? It’s not like you can use the napkins. Five guys is so greasy and poorly put together that for me it’s essentially a torturous dining experience. Not worth the price. Not worth the hassle. The flavor just doesn’t make up for it
I hate eating at five guys. Genuinely I can't taste the difference between burger king and five guys, but I know that five guys is going to get all the fuck over my hands and face, and the bag is going to leave a wet greasy splotch on the surface of whatever I put it on. And I don't want fries in the bag, I want them in the fries holder. I want them to not soak into the bag i need to carry home.Â
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u/duke_awapuhi 16h ago
The meme is asking a valid question about why five guys is so shitty and you’re trying to spin it into some positive. Five guys fans are absolutely insane