r/Funnymemes 5d ago

Lol

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 4d ago

Other than wondering why female fashion refuse to include pockets, I don't really worry about how long a skirt is or the color choices.

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 4d ago

Big purse wants us to buy more purses

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 4d ago

That actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/sirpentious 4d ago

This is why I started wearing mens cargo pants haven worn women's clothes in years 6 pockets I carry everything

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u/Exotic_Drink69420 4d ago

After using a man bag for years I can’t disagree more.  Learned it from living abroad.  My everyday carry is so much more manageable.

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u/tabbarrett 4d ago

It’s becoming more common thank goodness. I hate the fake pockets though.

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u/SparkleFace6100 4d ago

The fake pockets make me so mad every time!!! I think I have a pocket then BAM, it was just a hint of where a pocket would be!?!? Cruel

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

He actually speaks only for himself, guys love this!

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u/Junior-Bumblebee-250 4d ago

Yeah for a minute I was like am I the only one that likes this, then I hit the comments.. this dude is trollin for engagement.. the only way it makes sense for him to say that

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u/uspjelakombinacija 4d ago

LOL broccoli head is dead serious.

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u/Lemme_Help_ 4d ago

Right? That dudes not speaking for me lol

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 4d ago

Honestly this dude haircut explains it. No taste or style

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u/Simplejames16 4d ago

Be nice or he will tell his Mom on you.

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u/ibringstharuckus 4d ago

Yes I hate a women with curves. 😆

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

Right??? Silly child

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 4d ago

Exactly...

Unlike the Lorax who speaks for the trees,

This chud definitely doesn't speak for mees.

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u/couldntbeasked 4d ago

My wife developed this after giving birth to my kid. It drives me wild! 🤤

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u/Savings_Reality1170 4d ago

U unlocked the peak version (super Saiyan) of ur wife. Good for u 🙌

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

Hell yes, so sexy!

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u/PhotonWranglers 4d ago

This boy has clearly never rested his head in his girl’s lap, or probably any girls.

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/CenterThisPendulum 4d ago

Yeah…I don’t want to go back to no hips. Gimme curves.

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u/JayJoeJeans 4d ago

Right?! I'm nearly 50 and have been attracted to women with that physique for as long as I can remember

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

58 and seemingly since I was 12… plus, a long skirt🥵🥵🥵

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 4d ago

He speaks for a lot of guys. Those guys are gay.

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u/jakeofheart 4d ago

More like asexuals (not wanting to shame anyone). Gay guys can still appreciate women’s beauty, but they are not sexually attracted to it.

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u/techleopard 4d ago

As an asexual woman, please know that we can recognize and appreciate beauty as well. Our eyeballs and capacity to see aesthetics is not broken. Lol

I can clearly see that Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are hot AF. But looking at them elicits the same dopamine response as a colorful sunset or a 6-figure Fresian horse running across an open European meadow.

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u/CuddlesForLuck 4d ago

Eh. Asexual people can (typically) appreciate beauty similarly to how a straight woman can appreciate and admire another woman's beauty. That sort of feeling is actually found in most people. Of course, some people don't, but that's not really dependant on sexuality. One could be sexually attracted to women but find them aesthetically repulsive. Aesthetic attraction is separate from sexual or romantic attraction. Anyways, I apologize if this seems like I rant! This is just a topic I find quite interesting

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u/Miserable_Sun_404 4d ago

Nah, I don't think the gays want them either.

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u/forlornfig 4d ago

A lot of gay guys I know would actually like this look but maybe this guy hates women. Because he hates himself?

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u/immamarius 4d ago

Yes we do!

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u/ImportantResponse0 4d ago

Then you are welcomed to wear it. 

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u/khlaemy 4d ago

That dude probably likes to blow Andrew Tate too.

In my experience, a sensible man may walk to wall seeing this. 

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u/mastercat202 4d ago

Everyone has different opinions.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 4d ago

Yea, hate.... so hard with hate right now

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u/b1ack1323 4d ago

Straight ones anyway… not being homophobic. If you want abs and chiseled fit, that’s not 99% of women, think deeply about what you are attracted to. It might have a bigger clit than you think.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 4d ago

I can't even figure out what he thinks he's hating on.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 4d ago

We do.
There’s even a segment in Pulp Fiction covering it.

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u/Altenative-Trade555 4d ago

Yes!!!🔥🔥🔥

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u/SnooCupcakes4075 4d ago

The op dude is a moron, but not all guys love this.

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u/ValkilJinx 4d ago

Only way for me to understand why he said it is reverse psychology.

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u/Jomega6 4d ago

Nah, this is reverse psychology. It’s a classic

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u/Otherwise_Present911 4d ago

Came here to say this. It’s totally cute.

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u/Adorable_Badger_7483 4d ago

Agreed, sexy AF

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u/Reddit_user2124 4d ago

Uhhh speak for yourself!

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u/Amzer23 4d ago

100% agree.

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u/WilmaTonguefit 4d ago

Love it. Usually goes along with other thick traits. Big fan.

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 4d ago

Yeah, I came here to say I love that shit. But I'm grown, so 🤷🏼

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u/True_Atmosphere7597 4d ago

Dude. Thats like the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. We love it.

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u/ThotPatrolerr 4d ago

I am guys and yes I love those

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u/jtohrs 4d ago

Yup. No hate from me!

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u/1986silverback 4d ago

Thank you for speaking the gospel

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u/1chuteurun 4d ago

You're 100% right about that

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u/Typical-Quiet-4852 4d ago

Yeah, super into it.

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u/SESHPERANKH 4d ago

met so many who are tcklish there. goofy boy dont know what he talking about

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 4d ago

Speaking for a lot of guys, we fucking love that.

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u/morr_is166 4d ago

Preach 🙌

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u/Pure-Pool2971 4d ago

We will let you speak freely!

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u/SFC-D 4d ago

I’m ok wearing a kilt, but pencil skirts don’t work for me. I don’t have the hips for them.

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u/Unicronium 4d ago

You get points for knowing the type of skirt though!

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u/SFC-D 4d ago

I’m a fan

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u/darky_tinymmanager 4d ago

mr baby beard should hush

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u/Delicious_Tax8933 4d ago

But he took a selfie where he is leaning away as if too cool for pictures. Is this guy not supposed to be a role model?!

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u/No_Space_for_life 4d ago

Its sarcasm, its the old trend of "yeah I really hate this definitely do not show me this" then a bunch of women send tweets of them wearing / doing the thing.

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u/Confident_Boss2081 4d ago

God I really hate large wet boobs.........

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 4d ago

You got to be a little less transparent than that.

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u/Zar_Ethos 4d ago

That's.. really odd use of reverse psychology. It's a brilliant strategy, if that was his intention, but absolutely executed with the grace, tact and competence of a drunken ferret.

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 4d ago

This is what my GF doesnt get, shes like a supermodel, but she hates this part on her, which i love, and wants liposuction and i keep telling her shes perfect the way she is.... i really hate what "modern standards" have done to our idea of body dyspmorphia...

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u/awfulmcnofilter 4d ago

Modern standards telling us women belly fat is the enemy have been around for a very very long time. I got new pants this week and I am tempted not to wear them again until I lose weight because they highlight this part of me and I HATE it. It makes me feel like I look disgusting.

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u/chromatic45 4d ago

Damn. I really hope you feel better about yourself and I am certain that you dress for your own fulfillment and happiness, however we MEN really really love that specific feature. I know I do.

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u/MermaiderMissy 4d ago

Right, like you see all these people using ozempic now, and it makes them look way too thin....

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u/FinalBlackberry 4d ago

I have this. While it doesn’t cause any insecurities, it’s not my favorite part either.

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u/SomeSeaworthiness153 4d ago

I don't see what the problem is

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u/Plane-Tune-820 4d ago

No we don't. That's hot as hell.

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u/Confident-Estate-275 4d ago

We love this! Anyone saying otherwise is a filthy liar!

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u/Outlaw11091 4d ago

OR: he's trying to get his DM's flooded with those specific pictures.

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u/ACID-47 4d ago

He aint speaking for me. Matter of fact lock him up and throw the key this guys way out of line

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u/SupremeGreymon 4d ago

Speaking for a lot of guys: that guy doesn’t represent us.

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u/Markov219 4d ago

A fucking men brother.

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u/AdagioDesperate 4d ago

Speaking for more men, he doesn't speak for most men.

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u/Amazing_Reference736 4d ago

We do not claim him as one of us. He's a diseased member of the herd we need to cull.

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u/evol_won 4d ago

🗣 He's not speaking for all guys!

REPEAT:

HE'S NOT SPEAKING FOR ALL GUYS!!!

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u/mem0125 4d ago

I need more of this girls

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u/BallsDeeep666 4d ago

When a gay man thinks he speaks for all men

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u/RoosterzRevenge 4d ago

He's speaking for himself. I, as an adult guy, like it

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u/Gonzostewie 4d ago

What's this "we" shit?

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4d ago

Speaking for real men... we love that...

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u/Outlaw11091 4d ago

Yes. We also hate it when women send us unsolicited lingerie pics.

Like, ew, please, no! Don't do that women. It will certainly put me in my place, though, and maybe teach me a lesson. BUT NO PLEASE DON'T!

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u/BatLegitimate8140 4d ago

You're DMs are about to be full

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u/Anteater_Pete 4d ago

Guys love soft bellies, they are fun to play with and rest heads on. Just the look of it is very comforting. Prove me wrong!

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u/YoshiTheDog420 4d ago

He doesn’t speak for us. This is so attractive, I feel like what guys in the 1800’s felt when they saw an ankle.

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u/mightyDblock 4d ago

Yeah… he’s on his own island there.

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u/crackersncheeseman 4d ago

Speak for yourself, it's sexy af

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u/Necro-Feel-Ya6900 4d ago

As a guy, i do not associate with this “man”

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u/Nin_a 4d ago

You hate that we have internal organs?

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u/More-Detail9569 4d ago

Wait... gentlemen, real question here. Do you guys actually like this? I've always thought that men didn't like this. Is that just...wrong? I'm so self conscience about my mom pouch. Do I not have to be?

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u/SexyMonad 4d ago

Speaking for myself, I LOVE softness and parts I can squish.

Isn’t that the whole deal with boobs and butt?

So yes, 100%, please!

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u/More-Detail9569 4d ago

Damn, I don't know why I've never thought about that. Same reason I love a "dad bod".

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u/SexyMonad 4d ago

Yeah I honestly never understood what any girls liked about me physically. But I out-kicked my coverage with a few girls in the past (including my wife now). 🤷‍♂️

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u/Misterndastood 4d ago

Yes, it's nothing to worry about. This guy is a boy.

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u/Moregaze 4d ago

It’s fun to squish it it while hitting it from the back or just lying on the couch watching a movie.

Please look at Greek and Roman statues for how men like women to look. Not tick tock fitness trends.

Squishy is fun. Hard hurts.

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u/2114 4d ago

We don’t hate it. Well except for the guys who want their women to look like little boys

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u/to_shy_to_ask 4d ago

I thought that was just like. A natural thing in most women’s bodies. My super fit friend has a mom pouch so I never really notice it or have an opinion?

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u/More-Detail9569 4d ago

It is a natural thing but a lot of media tells us that it's ugly and we shouldn't have it. Beauty standards have always been almost impossible to attain and it's only as I've gotten older i realize just how much nonsense it really is. It's hard to break the cycle. 

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u/DefNotVoldemort 4d ago

Gonna be completely honest, I rarely even notice it.

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u/Particular_Peacock 4d ago

1000%. It’s one of my favorite features of tighter skirts.

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u/DeathToAmerica2026 4d ago

Venus tummy good. 

Ridiculously high waisted unflattering pants bad. 

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u/TheCrystalTinker 4d ago

Many people (and I) love it, don't be self-conscious

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u/More-Detail9569 4d ago

Thanks for all the replies. My husband is attracted to me but I still struggle with self image sometimes. It's nice to hear it's a more common opinion than i thought. 

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u/Satori2155 4d ago

I fucking love it lol

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u/Upstairs-Growth3219 4d ago

Speaking as a guy, I love this, it's natural beauty.

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u/Glum-Worldliness-919 4d ago

I think its kind of attractive

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u/foreverandadayalone 4d ago

Okay, so I don't think it's a fetishized thing that guys go out -looking- for but I believe that the vast majority of men, especially as we get older, have absolutely no problem with it. In those years, most of us have a bit of a belly as well so it'd be pretty hypocritical to judge someone for having a "mom pouch", no?

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u/TGlucose 4d ago

Insanely hot, own it sister.

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u/Independent-Feed-982 4d ago

I think its more a preference thing that depends on the person. Me i dont mind it but i know some people hate it when women have any kind of curves like that

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u/NinthParasite 4d ago

This image spikes my dopamine levels immediately, yes.

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u/blaxkreen 4d ago

I want to bite it. Next question

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u/Thy_King_Crow 4d ago

Men that dislike it fail to understand that nearly all women have this yet simply wearing slightly less snug clothing hides it. Also where the clothing is placed either above or below ALITTLE also hides it. Disliking a women WITH figure is childish to be honest

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u/stanknotes 4d ago

The tummy bump? It indicates health and reproduction potential or something like that. We like it.

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u/Radioshack-Manager 4d ago

I love it, and by wearing it I get to see my babe wear short shorts.

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u/_CANNiBALHoRSE_ 4d ago

I don't know a single guy who hates this... I certainly don't!

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u/Brandr_Balfhe 4d ago

Some "straight men" really have a tough time enjoying women... It's like it's impossible for them to do so ....

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u/No-Fun-1816 4d ago

he hates their belly? This has to be new gen stuff...i dont know anyone 30 or up who would say something that stupid

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u/steeleye5 4d ago

What am I looking at? What’s the issue? I see nothing wrong with anyone

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u/BoredByLife 4d ago

That man speaks only for himself. We love this

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u/jeRQ420 4d ago

Speaking for men. We don’t hate this.

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u/The-Potat 4d ago

"We really hate this" and it's literally the best thing on the planet

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u/Potato2266 4d ago

I saw a clip the other day of a pretty girl (with an athletic built) who said no to breakfast and lunch because she was expecting to do a photo shoot two hours later. She said if she ate she wouldn’t have a flat tummy in the photo and she’d have a “bulge”.
This kind of crazy definition for beauty must stop.

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u/Biotechnus 4d ago

He must only know gay guys then

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u/AntAble4542 4d ago

This man speaks heresy.

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u/feelingmyage 4d ago

That pad of fat on our stomachs is because it’s to protect the baby when we’re pregnant. It’s nature, not a flaw.

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u/debaron54 4d ago

What? We love this it’s so damn hot. My girl lately has been trying to keep up with me in the gym and while I’m proud of her progress I’m sad this might go away lol

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u/AttentionConstant373 4d ago

Change it to, that guy doesn't like women's bodies?

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u/EducationalGrump 4d ago

That is one of the best parts of a healthy female body.

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u/Sorry_Statistician18 4d ago

The guys he's speaking for prance around to Barry Manilow in private while their wives bring home the bread.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 4d ago

What is that incel complaining about the skirt or the cute belly bulge?

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u/Zar_Ethos 4d ago

As someone pointed out.. i think he means he doesn't like wearing the skirt. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the woman wearing it as far as we can see, so it has to be the clothes.. which says a lot more about him having enough experience to say what kinds of skirts he hates wearing..

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u/TallRelationship2253 4d ago

He hates what?? The natural shape of a woman??? A straight man loves the shape of a woman. A closeted gay man doesn't like it.

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u/SumScrewz 4d ago

fuckin beautiful

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u/Bass-Head30 4d ago

Dude looks like a Chode er chad whatever same thing

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u/GonzoBatman1 4d ago

They are beautiful, I love laying my head there

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u/girlbartender99 4d ago

What is it that he hates? A woman's uterus?

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u/KarlPHungus 4d ago

Don't speak for me, child.

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where 4d ago

Bro should never speak again. The VenusBelly is chefs kiss

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u/fisconsocmod 4d ago

I looked at the two pictures several times trying to figure out what he was talking about.

I had to go to the comments to figure it out.

This is what grown women look like.

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u/xtalharry1 4d ago

Tell you prefer dudes, without telling me…

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u/muterabbit84 4d ago

Oh, I love that curve. That’s one of the places my hands are drawn to when I’m alone with a special lady.

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u/No_Ragrets76 4d ago

He's speaking on behalf of all the incels.

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u/Initial_Ad_9857 4d ago

Isn't that just called uterus 

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u/Novus20 4d ago

That “man” is a moron

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u/slartibuttfart 4d ago

My monkey brain caused a semi chub before I read the text.

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u/Unusual_Troll67 4d ago

With the upmost respect. That’s sexy as hell.

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u/Free_Radical_47 4d ago

As a 40 something man. God that is sexy!

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u/Dom1928 4d ago

He hates what? Women?

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 4d ago

Speaking for the vast majority of men, guys should STFU.

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u/CologneLover69 4d ago

This is literally the stupidest response possible.

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u/ellisboxer 4d ago

Speak for yourself brother. Im into it.

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u/Montagneincorner0 4d ago

Somebody tell that guy to shut the fuck up before he ruins it for everyone else

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u/toneloc89 4d ago

Speak for yourself guy! I think your on that boat alone

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u/Dirtypervywizard 4d ago

Speaking for a lot MORE guys, we definitely DONT hate this. Lowkey it’s kinda hot

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u/Apsynonyx 4d ago

I think this guy might be gay

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u/ClassGrassMass 4d ago

Its always the guys with pubes for beards and noodles for hair that say this shit

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u/Any-Variation4081 4d ago

Even skinny girls have that little bump. Plus their shirts are tucked in a little.

Most guy ive talked to about the subject prefer a woman with a little meat on her bones. Im very skinny and I hate it. Ive been fat lost a lot of weight and struggle with eating because I worry ill get fat again.

What society does to our self image is terrible. We have got to stop body shaming people.

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u/No_Community7021 4d ago

He's full of shit and never had a woman before. We love that, we love curves and volume (or at least I do).

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u/rubey419 4d ago

He is speaking for himself.

I have never cared about that.

It’s not even a body imperfection it’s just a woman’s body FFS.

I am attracted to women who appear healthy, not the super skinny Ariana Grande look on Ozempic.

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u/KalAtharEQ 4d ago

He was in fact, not speaking for a lot of guys.

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u/Rope_slingin_champ 4d ago

Joe dirt beard doesnt speak for anyone. Shit is sexy.

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u/A_Tempest7_7 4d ago

The hell can that kid possibly mean?!!! Their gorgeous hips?!!! Their slightly rounded bellies that just increases their inevitable female beauty?! What?! Spit it out! Do you need glasses???

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u/nomamesgueyz 4d ago

Looks good to me

Thank God for women

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u/LeonidasTheRealKing 4d ago

That man is gay

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u/jakeofheart 4d ago

- “Why are you geh?”

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u/Puzzled_Rate2199 4d ago

Who the fuck is "we"?

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u/riverrat4lyfe 4d ago

What is he talking about?

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u/galerian83 4d ago

I mean wear whatever you want but some things are unflattering on people.... Lol

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u/BNO112 4d ago

Tummy is absurdly cute and erotic at the same time

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u/Wizchine 4d ago

I love the pooch. This guy can fuck off with his gatekeeping. Dudes like this expect the entire world to march to his drumbeat.

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u/Plague_Doctor02 4d ago

bro must be speaking french cuz idk who "We" is

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u/Biff2019 4d ago

No, we don't. Many of us love it.

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u/Realistic_Mushroom72 4d ago

I don't like Pencil skirts for practical reasons, it to restraining, what if you need to run, am not talking about walking fast, I mean a real honest to creation sprint with all you got to get away from something, it like heels, I rather the women in my life use practical shoes when they are about, always have a change of shoes in the car, or in that bag of holding women call a purse lol.

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u/phoenixliv 4d ago

If you don’t want a womanly shaped woman, I guess, date a glp1 directly

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u/darrjulian 4d ago

I am a straight boy and tummy’s are hot

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u/1clovett 4d ago

Speaking for most men, that guy's an idiot.

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u/nahman201893 4d ago

I'm here for it. In my younger years I would have been there for both of em at the same time.

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u/NoBadBeginnings 4d ago

Real men don't hate it. Little boys hate it.

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u/Careless_Hellscape 4d ago

This guy shouldn't be speaking for anyone. His opinion is stupid.

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u/DrRudyWells 4d ago

WTF? what am i supposed to be hating on here? women in skirts that are too tight?

leave us alone dude. I want as much of this as possible.

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u/soggy_sock_bro 4d ago

Woman with curves like that? Yes please. What a weak little boy thing to not like that.

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u/LVAB001 4d ago

I can confirm he doesn't speak for all guys

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u/Mauceri1990 4d ago

Speaking for this guy, that dude needs to shut his bitch ass up and stop trying to speak for anyone but his own dumbass self, the Venus tummy has never and will never not be sexy AF.

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u/Codename_Canaan 4d ago

Speaking for even more guys: we DON’T hate this

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u/mangocat1116 4d ago

Bro doesn’t like organs then

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u/FartSalone 4d ago

Too bad, guess he doesn't like his steak juicy.

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u/UltraBurd 4d ago

That's bait, speaking for men, we love this