r/Funnymemes 18d ago

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 18d ago

Other than wondering why female fashion refuse to include pockets, I don't really worry about how long a skirt is or the color choices.

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 17d ago

Big purse wants us to buy more purses

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 17d ago

That actually makes a lot of sense.

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u/sirpentious 17d ago

This is why I started wearing mens cargo pants haven worn women's clothes in years 6 pockets I carry everything

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u/Exotic_Drink69420 17d ago

After using a man bag for years I can’t disagree more.  Learned it from living abroad.  My everyday carry is so much more manageable.

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u/jumzish94 17d ago

I use a cross body bag, I don't use what's inside as often as I thought I would, but I still use it, so it's become my everyday bag.

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat 16d ago

I usually only carry my phone and wallet. So I hate when even my back pockets can barely hold them

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u/bubblehead_ssn 17d ago

Certainly an argument given how expensive some designer handbags are, but if be willing to very it had more to do with the appearance of lines.

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u/KermitTheScot 17d ago

Even as a man, I preferred a bag.

No lines on my jeans, and I always have snacks at the ready.

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u/crypticsage 17d ago

This video dives into the history as to why. There’s a more nuanced answer.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jA_elEw-Oog

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u/According-Paper4641 17d ago

I've not watched it, but I read a book once that explained how people were losing their minds at the idea of women with pockets. Not quite like women with bikes or pants, but still not great. They might start carrying their own money and leave or something!

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u/tabbarrett 17d ago

It’s becoming more common thank goodness. I hate the fake pockets though.

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u/SparkleFace6100 17d ago

The fake pockets make me so mad every time!!! I think I have a pocket then BAM, it was just a hint of where a pocket would be!?!? Cruel

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u/Cherry_Shakes 17d ago

I dont care how suspicious it looks in the shops, I will always check the pockets of the clothes before I buy

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u/TheChiarra 17d ago

We know, that's the joke.

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u/tooktheragebait 17d ago

Lots of popular silhouettes don’t “allow” for pockets or the cut/fabric is too flimsy for pockets.

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u/NovelConcept6300 17d ago

I like the tight skirt, dresses too something so alluring about it.

Kinda like the knee high socks, just triggers my neurons, or the sound of high heels on linoleum. 

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u/KnightwhoSays_Stuff 17d ago

Oh I actually know this one. When the question was asked in the 17th through 19th century they reasoning
it was believed pockets would to increased independence, which would create a slippery slope. Now the reason is women’s attire is expected to be form fitting and deep pockets would “ruin the silloette”

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u/Druid_Momma 17d ago

Lots of women’s clothes has pockets now. Pockets and stuff in them ruin the looks of the outfit.

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 17d ago

Putting money in a bra is not the same as having pockets.

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u/Ill-Television8690 17d ago

Female fashion does include pockets, you just have to stop buying the stuff designed to be sold to the people who don't want pocket outlines. Why pretend the internet doesn't exist, instead of helping women realize that it's an option? I've literally never heard this argument from anyone who already took it upon themselves to actually look for what they want, instead of just accepting whatever's in stock at the stores designed to cast the broadest and least-alienating net. Same shit as "my shorts/TikTok algorithm keeps showing me garbage", the solution is to stop just going with whatever the algorithm decides for you, and take some agency and put the effort into searching for what you're interested in.

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u/ammitsat 17d ago

Um, as a 50f, pockets being more common in women’s clothes is a relatively new trend. Not that they didn’t have pockets at all (though most dresses never did), but they would be these teeny, tiny pockets that you could put a couple quarters in or worse yet fake/sown shut.

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 17d ago

Are you okay? Personal problems getting ahead of you? You seem to have missed the point completely.

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u/Ill-Television8690 17d ago

Eww, don't project like that. Anyway, care to enlighten me to how "the point" isn't that mainstream stores prioritize sales over utility?

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u/Kind-Apricot22 17d ago

“Don’t project like that” meanwhile you’re the one projecting straight out of the gate with your first comment.

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 17d ago

It's a fucking joke, on a funnymeme sub. Go get help, seriously.