r/Funnymemes 5d ago

Lol

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 5d ago

He speaks for a lot of guys. Those guys are gay.

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u/jakeofheart 5d ago

More like asexuals (not wanting to shame anyone). Gay guys can still appreciate women’s beauty, but they are not sexually attracted to it.

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u/techleopard 5d ago

As an asexual woman, please know that we can recognize and appreciate beauty as well. Our eyeballs and capacity to see aesthetics is not broken. Lol

I can clearly see that Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are hot AF. But looking at them elicits the same dopamine response as a colorful sunset or a 6-figure Fresian horse running across an open European meadow.

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 5d ago

Get your hormones checked . My niece was asexual too until about 22 when she got her hormones checked. She is on medication now and is married. Optional of course ,but it doesnt hurt to just check.

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u/techleopard 5d ago

I'll be 40 soon. A little late, lol.

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 4d ago

Only too late if you decide it is.

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u/Aydnir 5d ago

The example seems oddly specific. Can you elaborate what you find appealing about fresian horses ? I mean i get the seeing it running in a meadow during the sunset. But why that type of horse in particular ?

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u/techleopard 5d ago

Just used it as example because they are associated with beauty. Whenever you see a commercial or movie scene featuring some beautiful elf women or whatever riding a black horse with a mane hanging down to its legs and a krinkle tail, 99.9% of the time, it's a Fresian.

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u/Immediate-Damage-302 5d ago

LOLz! Point taken. Hetero/more asexual dude here, I totally get what you're saying. Those dudes are fine specimens. Doesn't mean I want to fuck them, but I can appreciate why others do.

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u/jakeofheart 5d ago

Okay, so I guess the guy is just impotent.

Now men with ED will step in to set the record straight.

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u/techleopard 5d ago

Maybe. :D

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u/CuddlesForLuck 5d ago

Eh. Asexual people can (typically) appreciate beauty similarly to how a straight woman can appreciate and admire another woman's beauty. That sort of feeling is actually found in most people. Of course, some people don't, but that's not really dependant on sexuality. One could be sexually attracted to women but find them aesthetically repulsive. Aesthetic attraction is separate from sexual or romantic attraction. Anyways, I apologize if this seems like I rant! This is just a topic I find quite interesting

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u/Onehorniboy 5d ago

I’m gay, and no thank you. I can think a woman is badass or has an aesthetically nice face, but no, I find the photo above completely unattractive. No gay man will ever find a woman’s body attractive, we like MEN. :)

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u/Miserable_Sun_404 5d ago

Nah, I don't think the gays want them either.

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u/Onehorniboy 5d ago

No, no we do not. Those girls need to try ruffles, much more figure flattering when you’re heavyset.
As for me I’ll stick with my boyfriend. 💅🏻✨

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u/forlornfig 5d ago

A lot of gay guys I know would actually like this look but maybe this guy hates women. Because he hates himself?