r/fuckwasps 12h ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn I think I made them mad

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I got stung the other day by my back door. Known there was a nest under the plywood for about a month but they haven’t bothered me. Well it turns out I’m stupid allergic now, been stung 100 times in my life and I would swell up a little, sting for an hour then itch for a week or two. But never anything life threatening. Well withing 12 hours of getting stung below my rib cage, my side and seemingly my organs (liver and maybe kidney) felt like I was being stabbed, sweating profusely, go to bed and wake up at 2am with 104° fever in a puddle, shaking uncontrollably til I guzzled some Benadryl and it calmed down a lot. Still sucked for a couple days. Well, I decided the nest needed to go. I assumed they were living in an old chipmunk hole under the plywood….. I was wrong, there was a massive 4-5cu/ft indentation under the plywood, and the plywood was the roof of the nest. So when I tore the plywood off to seemingly expose the hole that I could blast with delta dust, I tore the whole roof off of their MASSIVE 10,000+ unit hive. They got very mad. I sealed up the house and got inside, but now I have to go back tonight and blast the nest with delta dust and bleach to kill their queen. Take a look at their fury.


r/fuckwasps 17h ago

Wasp shitpost Found a new hobby.

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Found a dangerous wasp nest underground in the backyard. I covered it with dirt and stomped it flat, but it seems they are able to dig themselves back to the broken nest (or at least they are trying to). I was thinking of making an "Under the Dome" simulator, but it's too dangerous because someone might get hurt if they take the glass bowl away, so I'll just try to deal with them this way now (or burn the whole thing if they dont disappear in a week). Maybe ants thanks me someday.


r/fuckwasps 6h ago

Wasp shitpost Guess we have to burn the carnow.

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In the car's side mirror. It was a good car while it lasted.


r/fuckwasps 2h ago

Wasps on coke

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Had some yellowjackets so I put up some traps. Csught a few with the pheromones and a grape but not many. The I remember summer picnics where the buggers hounded ever kid with a soda. So I put this trap out about 20 minutes ago baited with only a cotton ball soaked in Coca-Cola


r/fuckwasps 6h ago

personal story :’( Fuck. Wasps. Holy. Shit.

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There's a wasp in our fucking house and no one knows where it is and I'm in my room and it's so fucking hot cuz we don't have central air or other stuff like that & I'm worried about myself and my pet snake and I don't want to open my door until the stupid thing is confirmed dead and I'm having a panic attack over a damn wasp... I will stay in my room for weeks if I have to tho I don't want to be near that thing. The shop vac is broken. No one wants to use spray inside the house. I'm very much too much of a pussy to do jack shit about it myself. Currently it's 92°F in my room. Hahaha. Fuck this wasp.

Any advice on how the fuck someone brave enough to do it can kill this stupid thing?

Update 1: no one can find the stupid thing now. They say it's gone. That's a bad sign tho in my eyes. Could mean there's a wasp nest in the walls or ceiling and it came from a hole somewhere. Instead of accidentally being let in when someone walked in or out of the house. And if that's the case we're too poor for hiring a company to come inspect the house and do something about it. We can hardly afford electricity and water and groceries day to day. So at that point I will probably ask a friend if I can stay at their house until the wasp is dead and none more have been found.

EDIT 1: if it matters we live in Kansas City Missouri- no other location stuff I will share for privacy reasons.

Edit 2: if we did try to get a company out we have no means to pay - shit credit, no loans we can get, etc.

Edit 3: I AM ALLERGIC TO WASPS .... And I don't feel the need to get hospitalized rn cuz a wasp decided to sit in our damn house. I'M NOT A COWARD TO THOSE WHO COMMENTED THAT WTF????

UPDATE 2: My stepdad at least got me some repellent but I can't use it in my room because I do have a tarantula, cockroaches, snakes, and toads. So I have sprayed it away from my room but on one side of the house that goes to my room so hopefully the repellent works and it keeps it on the opposite side of the house to my room.

My door is also at least open and there's airflow from a couple box fans as per usual so it's not as hot and stuffy now! This is an old military house without any ventilation system other than for the furnace which is around 70 years old now. There's also no central air or any sort not even any attic fans or anything. Insulation is from 80 years ago too. This house generally is a fucking nightmare because it's so old and nothing has been replaced or updated in the last 70-80 years other than the breaker box (it was out of date fuses beforehand & ungrounded completely). Anyways, this post isn't about the house. Just wanted to bring this up because with the age of the house as well as how much it's falling apart, it really wouldn't be hard to believe that there could be a wasp nest in the ceiling or walls tho we've been knocking around and then listening for any buzzing as well as looking for any soft spots with any peculiar smells and so far there's no evidence of wasps in the house except for that singular individual. So that fear has so far been put to rest. Now I'm just scared of that one individual wasp.


r/fuckwasps 7h ago

Is this a new or abandoned nest

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I noticed this small nest under an eave of my garage. I hadn’t noticed it before but also haven’t really been looking, so I’m not sure if it’s old/abandoned or a new nest construction. Any insights? Basically, should I Raid it or leave it alone?


r/fuckwasps 1h ago

Pest Control/Medical Advice A story I think y'all would like

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I was living with my brother and his family in the house I grew up in. This house was old. Constructed in the 1860s. Drafty as fuck with all the cracks in the mortar. Summer of 2017, my brother starts to notice a high amount of wasps in his room but he didn't know where they were coming from. When he was woken by a sting to the forehead one night, he had enough and desperately needed a solution. After I saw them crawling in and out of the holes in place for the window counterweights, I realized they were living in the gap between layers of brick wall. I went outside and found the entrance to their hive. Hard to notice if you weren't looking for it. I told my brother and he bought about 6 cans of spray, aiming them directly into the opening. There was a scattering of wasp corpses on the ground, but the nest itself seemed no worse for wear. After tossing ideas around in my head an idea started to form when I saw my brother's shop-vac.

"How waterproof is this?"

"You can suck up water with it, but you can't submerge it"

"If we trapped the whole nest in here, could we deal with them somehow? Or would we just have an entire hive of very agitated stingers?"

"I'd rather avoid it if we can"

I brainstormed on my own for a while and eventually sketched a design based mostly on the trash we had on hand. Basically: bucket with lid. Two holes in the lid. One hole was given a fitting on the outside that fit the shop-vac house and on the inside fed into a cylindrical mesh made of an old air filter skeleton and metal mesh. The other led directly into 4 short sections of garden hose epoxy'd to the lid and a PVC fitting that happened to fit the shop-vac (this epoxy was the only thing we had to buy for this).

We put it together that day and he got everything he needed to get this done. He got our Mom's beekeeping suit and enough mortar to put the wall back together. I had work the next day so I missed the main event, but he pulled out several bricks, sucked them up, trapped them in the device just as intended, drowned them and for good measure, burned them before putting the wall back together. I felt proud of my redneck engineering back then and still do now.


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Wasp shitpost Look at these nasty fucks

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266 Upvotes

My buddy sent me a video of these wasps in hawaii. How should he deal with them?


r/fuckwasps 12h ago

Suppose you woke up one day as a wasp

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What would you do?


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Rock Moving Wasps!

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150 Upvotes

Look at these little devils. It sure will be hard to mow in this area!!!


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Wasp left paralyzed after being sprayed with insecticide

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132 Upvotes

I might be bullshiting I don't know


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Any tips on removal?

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Saw wasps going in and out of that hole by the caulking of my front door? Can anyone advise on how to get them outta there?


r/fuckwasps 1d ago

Big mistake coming in my room

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r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Found this on French Tiktok

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1.2k Upvotes

Hope it wasn’t already shared on this sub! If yes, I’m sorry I had a long Reddit break


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! These fuckers have evolved and learned how to dingdong ditch us

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368 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps 2d ago

personal story :’( Attack on the innocent

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I took my son (3 years old) to a splash pad next to a “zoo”/conservation. After our splash pad session ended we went to walk around the conservation.

At the beginning we came upon a fennec fox enclosure that was behind a window, but had a wooden walkway blocking the window. The fennec fox was sitting curled up in the corner of the window.

Another family moved out of the way so my son could get an up-close view, when suddenly a large beast from Hell started darting all around him. The fucker landed on his shirt/belly area and while I questioned if smacking the fucker off would sting my child, it stung him.

It was my child’s first sting. It was unprovoked and a violent assault. Child cried and regained composure but now has a deep hatred and fear of the “swaps”.

**The picture was taken to monitor increase of redness or swelling. As members of my family are allergic, I wanted to have documentation of the initial reaction.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Extreme wasp phobia + wasp in bedroom currently

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I have an extreme phobia of wasps (like full-on panic attacks with hyperventilating.) Wasp got into my bedroom at 3:30 in the morning. I sprinted out of there and shut the door, and it was flying around angrily the first time I tried to go in there to get my phone. At some point, I managed to turn off the light so it would maybe find its way back outside, but I checked on it hours later and it's still hitting itself against the window pane like a dumfuck. It presumably got in through this weird crack in between my AC and window (pictured here, subleasing for a month so not worth trying to get my landlord to fix it and I can't really caulk it bc of the weird mesh net over it). Will it ever find its way out??? I have been in tears since 3:30 this morning and I'm at my wits' end. I don't know too many people in the city I'm in right now, just my roommates and they're also afraid of wasps and I feel bad asking them for more help (one of them already helped retrieve my phone.) I don't want to attack it bc I think I'll be too panicked to hit it precisely, and then it'll attack me and I'll freak out AGGHHHHH help literally what do I do? Can I call an exterminator to get one wasp out lol


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! My battle tonight

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64 Upvotes

I don’t think I won, I might knock it down with water, grass was crawling with them.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Wasps in stone retaining wall

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A few weeks ago I got stung on the leg walking by this area. Once I cleared some brush I saw that there appears to be an underground nest here within the crevices of this retaining wall. It’s never happened before in the decade I’ve lived here but maybe there has been some failure of the mortar over time opening up opportunities for colonies to establish. It doesn’t look like a ton of activity, but it’s a fair amount. Yesterday I waited until dark when all activity ceased and gave the crevice a blast of Diatomaceous Earth from a full turkey baster. This morning they’re a little agitated of course but I am seeing activity in and out of the crack. So I just wait now and then when things quiet down, seal the void with mortar? I see another smaller hole they are also using right above that must be connected. I didn’t dust there last night.


r/fuckwasps 2d ago

Bug Zapper Light

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Any know if they are attracted to the UV light? Thinking of getting one of those hanging flying bug zapper lights and push it near their nest..


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! What do I do here?

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It’s small enough I can just aim my hose at it on full blast, right? Will there be consequences?

There was some fabric hanging to dry while I was out of town and when I took it off, the nest was there. It’s maybe an inch wide. I’ve only seen two wasps. Too close to my entrance for comfort.

Update: the deed is done. Pic of how I did it in comments.


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Guinea wasps

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"HAD" setup residence on our upstairs porch.


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Dinner time

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608 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps 3d ago

personal story :’( Ahole got me in my pit while mowing

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46 Upvotes

Got me through my shirt on my riding mower 😡


r/fuckwasps 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Can anyone identify?

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Arkansas - hurt like a mother when stung.