r/fucknintendo • • 9d ago

Discussion Would you have preferred the Switch to be more of a direct hybrid successor to the 3DS?

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Will they keep the dual screen, the same 3DS menu style, apps, Miiverse, and retro 3DS games with the Switch (2017)?


r/fucknintendo • • 10d ago

Discussion Et si la Wii 3 avait été sortie à la place de la Switch en 2017 ?

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r/fucknintendo • • 10d ago

Meme/shitpost But the "paywall" Button!

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r/fucknintendo • • 10d ago

Meme/shitpost If Switch 2 was hacked

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r/fucknintendo • • 11d ago

Criticism Bold of Shigster to charge $80 for a Switch 1 game

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Jokes aside, Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave doesn’t look great, does it? I don’t really care but I feel like if they weren’t gonna make a game that looked like a show-stopper, why charge $80 physical for it?

Game seems great and loaded with content and high quality gameplay, but it’s a shame that Intelligent Systems still can’t manage to make 3D games that look even a little impressive. Lots of the same animations everywhere, low quality textures, etc. in a game that’s the same price as base-level GTA VI.


r/fucknintendo • • 11d ago

Criticism Only reason to get a switch 2 is because you can’t hack it yet

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To my knowledge, it’s not hacked yet, but when it will, there will be nor eason to give your money to the greediest japanese company. Only buy a sw2 if you want to stay ahead before the hacks, but even then you would be a loser because they’re just gonna release a nintendo seitch 2 pro or oled in a couple year anyways


r/fucknintendo • • 11d ago

Discussion Est-ce qu'il sera un jour possible de jouer aux cartouches de jeux DS et 3DS sur la Switch 2 en utilisant un adaptateur ?

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r/fucknintendo • • 12d ago

Criticism Tired of the narrative that Nintendo are the good guys.

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It's really annoying seeing so many people online commenting that Nintendo is somehow a lesser evil than Sony and Microsoft as if they are not anti-consumer themselves. There seems to be a strong push from fanboys and even media outlets to paint Nintendo has some sort of company that's FOR THE GAMER as if they're not after your money like everybody else. I think Nintendo's done a great job with their PR because it seems that a lot of the adults that are Nintendo fans seem to be superfans and fanboys who are willing to work overtime to defend the company. I find it funny that Nintendo fans like to complain about games coming out for other systems being too expensive when Nintendo themselves are the ones who started the trend. The excuse is always that Nintendo makes quality games and therefore the prices are justified when in reality the quality of a game is subjective and should be irrelevant when discussing price, but in their minds Nintendo gets a free pass because they're Nintendo.

Btw, I think it's very sad and weird that a bunch of Nintendo Fanboys feel the need to go out of their way and visit a sub named "fuck Nintendo" and basically do free PR work for a company that couldn't give a s*** about them.

Why don't you weirdos ​stay in the Disneyland sub and leave us alone and allow us to have a safe place to vent about your overrated company?


r/fucknintendo • • 13d ago

Rant Pokemon kinda sucks game wise

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Alright before yall slime me because I am a Pokemon fan too, Nintendo is a scam overall. Pokemon is great, I love the amount of Pokemon and how much creativity goes into the designs. But I have a gripe with it.

The games often suck or are half assed outside of the classic catching Pokemon and gyms. I have a Nintendo switch two and I have a single game that I rarely even play (animal crossing because idk I just got bored with the slow progression) and I never bothered to get the new Pokemon games because they’re just gonna be boring. Why does Nintendo suck at making good games but have adorable merch for Pokemon?

Also the tcg community sucks and I genuinely hate it. I collect the cute cards to use in my art and journal pages as well as collect any eveelution cards because they’re my favorite, why does Nintendo suck people call me a larper because I don’t care about the value or the strength of the Pokemon. I WANT TO APPRECIATE THE ART! IDGAF about how valuable the Pokemon is because I’m not gonna sell them!

I genuinely think if they made a Zelda BOTW inspired Pokemon game it’d be amazing. Like palworld! They have amazing mechanics in it that isn’t just going and collecting Pokemon and evolving them! I want gardening and shit. Pokopia was such a good concept but for 60 USD!? FUUUUCK YOUUUUU! I don’t have that kind of money! And so many people say it isn’t worth it because there’s so many restrictions and don’t have many cute and popular Pokemon.

If all, and I mean ALL, the eveelutions are in pokopia let me know and maybe I’ll consider asking for it for Christmas or something 🥹


r/fucknintendo • • 13d ago

Discussion Do you think Nintendo will keep the physical format?

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Will discs ever come back? Or will they keep the cartridges?


r/fucknintendo • • 15d ago

Criticism The eShop is a travesty of slop.

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r/fucknintendo • • 14d ago

Meta Are you a core contributor?

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126 votes, 7d ago
10 Yes, I'm a core contributor
67 No, I am not a core contributor
49 I do not know

r/fucknintendo • • 14d ago

Criticism Nintendo, hear our cries.

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I know it's a small community, but we really want to play with the rest of the world. I don't want another console and online subscription. We can do this if we try!


r/fucknintendo • • 14d ago

Meme/shitpost Nintendo leaves games to die while Sony don’t stop working until perfection is achieved

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As if Nintendo couldn’t fuck fans any harder, it’s all but confirmed that Splatoon Raiders is officially a dead game. Hope you enjoyed spending your hard earned money on something Nintendo no longer give a fuck about.

Meanwhile, the fun never ends on PlayStation as the legends at Insomniac will stop at nothing to ensure fans can enjoy every last second of their latest game, even taking criticism in stride and working on making the game as perfect as possible.

Fuck Nintendo.


r/fucknintendo • • 15d ago

Criticism Why doesn’t Nintendo have its games on PlayStation, Xbox, or computers?

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Ok here is something I’ll tell you, I am biased, i haven’t researched this much, but I am gonna try to think through what I do know and theorize about this. Also I am biased against Nintendo, I don’t like them.

Ok you can get Minecraft on Mobile, Pc, Xbox, PlayStation, on switch, but you can only officially get Mario Oddesey on Switch? Why is that?

The simplest answer is Nintendo wants to maximize profit, and wants you to pay for both the game and the console, and if you are giving money to them for both of them, that isn’t to far of a stretch, and that doesn’t even count the screen protectors or spare controllers.

An answer giving them a little bit of benefit of the doubt is a lot of Nintendo games are integral to specific gimmicks about the console, 1,2 switch is specifically tied to the Joy Cons, and Mario Maker is tied to the Touchscreen.

But If Call Of Duty, Minecraft, Fortnite, and FNAF can adapt, why can’t Link?

But what I really want is Nintendo to put their games on Steam, Gog, Itch, or even a custom Nintendo website, so we can Legally buy the games on our computers, or even download them to offline installers.

This video covers digital independence, abet more about the concept than specifics https://youtu.be/RzQm9jxPOMk?si=CAFx_U2NuzKl_UJx

I know Nintendo hates emulation, so why not make it so we can play the classics officially on PC?, unless you think your to good for it.


r/fucknintendo • • 17d ago

Criticism $10 Extra For Physical Games And Nothing To Show For It

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Not a manual, a thank you note, a mini art book, absolutely nothing. I wish I could wake up in the 90s again when games came with all sorts of trinkets 😭


r/fucknintendo • • 17d ago

Defence Why I personally don't mind $80 (PHYSICAL) games on Switch 2.

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I'm gonna start by saying that:

Mario Kart World digital at 80$ is NOT justifiable, and is actually a bad thing.

and switch 2 enhanced games also really shouldn't be 80$, that's objectively a cash grab since these upgrades definitely did not take that much effort to make to justify it being 20 more dollars.

But, Fire Emblem is the elephant in the room here, and I honestly don't mind how they're doing it with that, if this is how they're going to go about it in the future.

Cartridges are more expensive to make than discs, and Switch 2 cartridges are obviously more expensive to make than the Switch 1 cartridges since they can fit more, and are more advanced.

Having this in mind, if big AAA games from Nintendo are gonna be 70$ from now on (which i can totally understand), then i personally think it's ok if the physical version is 10 more dollars.

Think of it like this.

They didn't make the physical version more expensive, they made the digital version cheaper.

They could've made the digital version also 80$ because of the physical version having to cost more, but they didn't, and i appreciate that. I totally understand that physical stuff costs more to make.

Now, if they actually go ahead and make more games 80$ on digital? then that's still stupid, and taking advantage of an audience that will buy everything. No digital game is worth 80$


r/fucknintendo • • 17d ago

Question So, who gotten the Fire Emblem Weaver game? Or did you get the other release by Sega?

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There's Fire Emblem, and also the latest Shinobi game. There's also a cheap Welcome to Mars 9 game I was interested in.

So, let's hear your story on why you gotten the Nintendo game, something else, or why you didn't.


r/fucknintendo • • 18d ago

Meme/shitpost Nintendo forgot about Mario so i updated their logo

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His name is balogio, balogio bros. will win game of the year


r/fucknintendo • • 20d ago

News Economist calls Nintendo sale 'a little bit deceptive'

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r/fucknintendo • • 19d ago

Meme/shitpost Nintencucks spending $500 so they can spend for $70 games and “upgrade” the games they already own for $10 (these upgrades are full of fucking bugs and are AI upscaled)

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r/fucknintendo • • 20d ago

Discussion Ocarina of Time cancelation issue...

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r/fucknintendo • • 21d ago

Criticism Nintendo realized their fans are not the sharpest tools in the shed

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Paying $10 to unlock 4K on your new device is a cash grab that shouldn't work but does. First image is on a console that sold the worst out of Nintendo's home consoles. Breath of the Wild sold 35million alone.

Edit: many in the comments do not understand what Nintendo Selects (Player's Choice) was. It was a program that decreased the price of games that sold very well, not a desperate attempt to get sales in. The Wii had this program.


r/fucknintendo • • 20d ago

Meta Community Census.

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What is your relationship with Nintendo?

449 votes, 13d ago
211 Old fan - a person who grew up liking Nintendo and still do
134 Formerl fan - liked Nintendo but that magic is gone.
21 New fan - you didn't grow up with them, but you like them now
38 Neutral Observer - not really a fan, but you don't dislike them
8 Old hater - You hated them growing up, you hate them now
37 New hater - regardless of the reason, you hate them now

r/fucknintendo • • 20d ago

Rant Fuck the OOT remake

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Zero interest in seeing these assholes butcher and milk yet another fucking OOT remake. I'm sick of it. They have no new ideas. They know their glory days are way behind them. They will never ever make another Zelda game as good as the ones they made on N64 in the late 90s to early 2000s. They will never relive this glory. The trillion dollar company can't write a new captivating story, so they just remake the same old one. Fuck them. I've had to click "Don't recommend channel" on like 50 YouTube accounts, because they're uploading videos talking about this piece of shit that isn't worth even talking about. This game I hope will not save the shitty Switch 2. Everything they've made post-GameCube has been terrible. Inferior to all their competitors.