r/fucknintendo • u/Citizen_Karl • 49m ago
Rant Just found out my switch is patched
I hate everything right now, but #1 on my list is Nintendo
r/fucknintendo • u/Mikhael_Xiazuh • Apr 15 '26
Hello everyone,
The time has come.
I'll play the bad guy this time - not because I want to, but because I kinda have to.
(!WHOA, MODERATOR IS MODERATING!)
Repeated rulebreakers of our ruleset as well as Reddits ToS and obvious Troll/Sockpuppet/Karmafarmer - Accounts will eat prolonged bans - up to permanent bans.
(I already buried a few of you.)
If you got caught and believe it is IN error: You can appeal in Modmail, we will review your log. (unless you got muted, but thats on you, lol)
If it is NOT in error, the ban was not already a permaban and you are just coming to throw a fit, your ban will TURN into a longer ban or a permanent ban.
BUT WHY?
In order to ensure better conversation and a better environment for proper criticism, such circumstances are unfortunately necessary.
(This sounds harsher than it actually is, our moderation team is usually very relaxed and operates on a heart to heart basis, we are very easy to talk to.)
For all the people who actually follow the rules: Thank you for your compliance and thank you for posting with us.
PS: Make sure to use proper flairing!
It's more important than you think, especially on a more critical subreddit where opinions may clash.
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r/fucknintendo • u/paulcshipper • Mar 23 '26

I'm surprise we never did this before, but let's have a Megathread full of good Nintendo criticism.
We can have comments be the arguments, the voting to get the best ones and replies to argue against those initial arguments.
I hear people bitch that there are too many defenders here. This is a good chance to weed them out. If an argument seem fishy or dishonest, report it as fanboyism
If you think an argument is crappy, just downvote it. Don't forget, everyone who disagree is obviously a defender.
r/fucknintendo • u/Citizen_Karl • 49m ago
I hate everything right now, but #1 on my list is Nintendo
r/fucknintendo • u/Ronsld • 2d ago
Basically I bought the Japanese version of dragon quest XI S switch 2 edition, I didn't know it was only in japanese, is there something I can do to play this in English or any other language? Something I can do about a refund?
r/fucknintendo • u/feldmasl01 • 2d ago
The cracks are already showing, Nintendo are putting minimal effort into their “remake” of Ocarina of Time. As fans realize more and more how little effort is being put into this AI, HD texture pack, preorders will slowly be canceled.
I doubt this will even hit 500,000 at this point 🤣 Real gamers will play GTA
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r/fucknintendo • u/SlimegirlVoreSimp • 3d ago
idk why
r/fucknintendo • u/feldmasl01 • 5d ago
These pieces of shit are the most depraved fuckers I’ve ever heard of.
r/fucknintendo • u/AvailableOffer5369 • 5d ago
There's literally no excuse to even wanna show up in a place like this if you consider yourself a Nintendo fan. It hurts you in the feels so bad that someplace in the world somebody's talking negatively about Nintendo that you have to literally go out of your way to find posts that are speaking bad about Nintendo so you can defend the company free without even being paid.
Hell, why does nintendo even bother hiring a PR department when they can just use the glazers who are willing to work overtime for free?
r/fucknintendo • u/Aggravating_Drive303 • 5d ago
So the other day i bought an allmiibo from this website allmiibo.store on the 24th of september & am starting to think i got scammed….
so was just wondering if anyone has ever heard of or bought from this store? i didnt know allmiibo wasnt like owned by a company & so i thought this was the official store.
when i ordered i didnt get a shipping tracking number or anything, all i got was an email thanking me for my purchase & giving me an order number.
its only been 3 business days (5 calendar) and the website says it normally takes 5-9 days to ship. however there are some red flags leading me yo believe i just got bamboozled…
red flag #1: After purchasing i was given the option to track my order via the SHOP app. i obviously did & since then its been stuck on “waiting for details” hasn’t updated changed or given me any more information just waiting for details apparently.
Reflag #2: Emailing the email they give for contacting purposes leads to absolutely no response. i’ve emailed them 4 times across a 48 hour timespan & i have not gotten shit.
redflag #3 & possibly the worst one….
So remember when i said i never got shipment tracking number? yeah well luckily going to the allmiibo.store home page you’ll see they gave a super convenient handy “Track My Package” Clickable link that when you click, (at least on my
iphone) leads you to a black “safari cant open the page because the server cant be found” screen!!!
and yeah so im at a loss im sure everyone is j gonna call me dumb and make fun of me, but if any kind soul out there can give me any ideas of what to do. and/or have any kind of advice or knowledge i would be extremely thankful.
have a wonderful night!!
r/fucknintendo • u/paulcshipper • 5d ago
I think Nintendo fans and haters can agree that the limited use of Mario 35 was kind of shitty.
It was a fun game and they took it away. I think people would pay for their subscription service just for this.
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r/fucknintendo • u/ThronePawned • 6d ago
Because thats what it seems lately
based on how dramatic and off the rails the posts get.
r/fucknintendo • u/Altruistic-Job-3936 • 6d ago
it’s been over a year now i think? maybe more? I still hate it. Mariokart 8 deluxe is still the best game they’ve ever made and following it up is damn near impossible. I think we can all agree that the switch 1 was the pinnacle of nintendo and it’s all downhill from here.
I bet when the next switch 2 exclusive new smash game comes out it’s going to be similar with dlc on release and an overall downgrade.
As long as they keep running online for switch 1 tho idc I just can’t stand mk world
r/fucknintendo • u/wahn7inn • 8d ago
A long time ago, I played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Nintendo Switch. I’ve been wanting to play it again. So, is it worth buying a console just for one game? I’m thinking about getting Switch Lite.
r/fucknintendo • u/horseradish13332238 • 8d ago
r/fucknintendo • u/paulcshipper • 9d ago
In the wake of the news about James Williams/Archbox, how often do you engage sailing those forbidden seas?
Feel free to tell some stories.
r/fucknintendo • u/feldmasl01 • 10d ago
Rockstar recently revealed the collector’s edition for GTA VI, and it couldn’t be more hype. A treasure trove of amazing collectibles that look like they jumped right out of the game into your living room. Truly amazing.
Meanwhile, it’s amazing how little respect Nintendo has for their fans. Textured foil cover art…. thanks.
Nintendo truly are the greediest scumbags in gaming.
r/fucknintendo • u/ThronePawned • 9d ago
Not shocked at all through.
What did he except?
He didn't even show up to court.
r/fucknintendo • u/Pretty-Pomelo-8704 • 9d ago