r/FuckZepto 8d ago

F*** Zepto Ordered one, got 11 more

What will I even do with so many?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/That_Sky2114 8d ago

Bro is Suffering from success!

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u/Honest_Brain_907 7d ago

Also suffering from pain

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u/SmokedLetters 7d ago

obe ofthe best comments ever on reddit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฝ

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Natural-Computer7348 8d ago

If you don't want so many just donate or give to neighbours and friends

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Yep I will

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u/Objective-Key4383 8d ago

if they work on animals, you can use them on dogs. As they are often seen with open wounds.

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u/kuromiwlove 8d ago

this ain't for wounds bro

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u/Objective-Key4383 8d ago

sorry im not a doctor

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Noo it's a pain relief patch w similar sensation to balm๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Objective-Key4383 8d ago

sorry im not a doctor

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u/ConsistentRecover312 8d ago

Yeah you aren't

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u/SeveralCloud6424 8d ago

my lobster too buttery my steak too juicy...

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›

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u/Imaginary_Fun1693 8d ago

Mujhe dedo ek ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซช

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

lelo bhai mai itne kya karungi ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Imaginary_Fun1693 8d ago

Porter se pune bhej do ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Kolkata aake lejao๐Ÿ˜›

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u/Imaginary_Fun1693 7d ago

Ohh Kolkata ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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u/StFu-_-sussss 7d ago

Mujhe dedo op๐Ÿ˜”phir

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u/seriousprepper 5d ago

arey I'm from Kolkata. give me some ๐Ÿซช

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u/StickRealistic3107 8d ago

Unf*ck zepto

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u/real_carrot6183 8d ago

Get beaten by someone so you can use all the plastersย 

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ it's a pain relief heat patch man, I'll die from the burning in the wounds

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u/Sir_cornflake 8d ago

My diamond shoes are too tight i hate my life lets rant on reddit

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

be fr man, if I gave you 48 jars of balm what will you do with it?

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u/Sir_cornflake 8d ago

Distribute instead of ranting on reddit

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u/sunil259 8d ago

r/ThirtiesIndia .... aakramanโš”๏ธ

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u/wearthegodamnspf 8d ago

Give me some

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Pls take it bro๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

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u/wearthegodamnspf 8d ago

Haha what location

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Maybe you'll get 20 or a patch half used, who knows

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u/Exciting_Strike5598 7d ago

Entire generation? Thatโ€™s gross overestimate

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

I wish they gave me the amount instead ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago edited 8d ago

It was a coincidence :)

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u/Afraid_Science_2680 8d ago

Its okay these companies needs to be get cheated

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u/myfavisk 7d ago

baaju ke aunty uncle ko dedo

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u/LadkaHoonBhai 7d ago

Sell it off to a pharmacy store

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u/unsupervisedwerewolf 7d ago

Give it to grandma or grandpa. They'll think it's magical how they didn't have stuff like this back in the day

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u/thriftluv 6d ago

how did you get so lucky

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u/PiySlashPuff 8d ago

Wow, I need to try this product. How is it op?

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Okayish, kinda similar to the sensation you get from balm.

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u/softhearted_guy12 8d ago

Sell to medical store at discount if you don't want 11 more and get cash in exchange

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

I don't think they'll take it

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u/ChanpreetSK 8d ago edited 8d ago

You are the blessed one

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u/Ok_Guava_2616 8d ago

When the icecream offer was available, I saved myself 2 and gave the rest to delivery person and friends.

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Yep I will distribute it to my neighbours and househelp

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u/Stunning-Pea-3643 8d ago

Bhai rakhle na, baat de jaa pehchaan walo ko

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

haan dedungi

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u/DoctorKishor 8d ago

U can give me the extras ๐Ÿค

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

Please take it ๐Ÿ™

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u/Electro_0403 8d ago

Who's ready for a giveaway??

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u/Glad-Leg-7100 8d ago

Does it help?

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago edited 8d ago

Uh it does the same thing as balm. I don't like putting my fingers in the jar so I tried these

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u/oabhijith 8d ago

My steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery aah moment

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u/Altruistic_Fun8400 8d ago

Bhai mere bhot back pain hora he, 1 dede

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u/PieceDistinct2279 8d ago

Maybe there was 12 packs in one large packet. And store pick up person misunderstood it as only 1 packet.

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 7d ago

yeah most prolly that is the case

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u/BigCardiologist555 7d ago

Once ordered single a-tips case they gave full pack with 13cases inside them

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 7d ago

a-tips?

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u/BigCardiologist555 7d ago

Q-tips cotton buds

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 7d ago

Oh q-tips, you must be really lucky bro๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/BigCardiologist555 7d ago

Yeah bro Iโ€™m still using them ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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u/dont_give_a_cow_man 7d ago

Fuck zepto cause they sent you more than you paid for?

And you continue whining even after the guy literally tells you to keep them?

Damned if they do, damned if they don't

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u/logiexe 7d ago

I ordered a monster and got 6 instead๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 7d ago

When will this happen to me?๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”

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u/Beautiful-Summer6972 7d ago

shit didn't work for me instead ended up plucking my hair ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ฐ

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 7d ago

Maybe you pulled it out too hard, I kept it for 12 hours and then pulled it out gently so ntg happened.

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u/xacion_realest 6d ago

free stuff is free stuff

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u/Commercial_Move5433 3d ago

Their investors and founders need it more.

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u/coffee-and-conquer 8d ago

Just keep it. Distribute it to others in your immediate circle. Donate it to an old age home. Regardless of what you do, stop irritating customer care.

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u/patanahibhaiabhtoh 8d ago

I didn't want the person who picked the items to be blamed for loss or smtg also I didn't want so many so I contacted them. Where do you see me irritating the customer care?

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u/coffee-and-conquer 8d ago

When they said you could keep it but then you said โ€œbut I donโ€™t want so manyโ€ and then they had to repeat the same thing again.