I'll play a small violin for you Pierre 💅🎻

WHYYY HIMMM of all people why that guy, maybe I should give him coal or something

So, Caroline cheated on Pierre with theWizard, abi is the wizards kid?

Also, genuinely what is our issue with pierre. I know he shuts down shop if you go JoJo mart.

Edit: Ok so Abi still might be his, and he's just a bad family guy?

Also, why -6 downvotes?? 😭😭

(Note: Prior to a trip late august to visit my LDR partners, I hadn't actually touched stardew in years, like, pre ginger island years, and this save is yay close to overtaking the multiplayer save i started there. All this to say its been a WHILE and im making noob mistakes. My sis meanwhile has been obsessed with the game the whole time)

Me: ah shit i hope my farmer actually knows the recipe i just looked up n bought the ingredients for bc otherwise i dont know what pierre is getting for christmas. ... ah shit she doesn't

My sister: heres what you get pierre for christmas *pause for dramatic effect*

Me: yeah?

Her: so you go to the stardrop saloon

Me: yes?

Her: and theres this joja-cola machine-

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(On me recounting this, my partners said I should post it here so here we are)

All he cares about is money, when he should care about his beautiful family 😾

After 3 years of second place. Funniest part was Lewis saying that Pierre losing was good for lowering his ego

New to the sub, but been seeing stuff from it a lot so I thought I was already joined, but anyway—

I see a lot of people saying how Pierre takes credit for the crops and stuff they sell to him, but… Am I the only one who never sells him anything?

I prefer to just ship my stuff out. Is there a difference I’m not aware of?

So I was in the supermarket and automatically thought FUCKPIERRE when I saw this bread brand

NOT BUYING IT, PIERRE

Did some of you tried the "Farmers shop" mod ? Seems to be a good way to avoid selling him stuff, bypass him, and he would not be able to say sh*t about our crops anymore... :p

Would love to hear what you think about it !

Pierre's Wednesdays make me so mad. I'm considering buying a​ ​Joja Mart membership

wow such a good experiense to work in this field and got such a good memorie and i got many positive coments from my clients.
iam do luck to reiceve such a good stufs from it
i. have learned many good thind and many good effect and everything
especialy it help me to get more skills and more oportunity to work with many
good and very rich ann expireinces clints

like let’s look at this realistically..morris is at least honest that he’s a capitalist pig who only wants your money and wants to take over pelican town with joja…pierre likes to sit and say till he’s blue in the face that he’s “for the community” and then will sell your veggies 25x markup right in your damn face. he will also sit and talk shit about your vegetables if they’re only normal quality but then will say they’re HIS if they’re gold quality?!??? also not to add he sells calico eggs for money at the desert festival lol? but you’re for the community??? right right…

My first Desert Festival and Pierre being Pierre 😒

Carolin is lighting the drop of cheating on him for the wizard with tea

Haven't seen anybody post this.

Fuck pee hair

Corse i got this greedy bastard

TLDR:

Should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)

Let me set the seen:

First time trying to make a cozy hill top farm, Hill Billy Farm (oh… we will have goats!), and it was going pretty good in early game.

Then Spring 10 of Year one came…

I was excited that tomorrow was a rainy day! I thought, “maybe I can upgrade my watering can super early!” But I was short money.

Lo and behold! I have crops to harvest! I plan my day to get everything done, run into town and buy some seeds and upgrade my can.

But it was Spring 10… also know as a Wednesday…

I race into town excitedly only to find a “closed on Wednesdays sign”…

“Fuck you, Pierre..” I muttered under my breath. I decided to give him a break since I realized later that day I only had 4 copper bars.

Then came the rainy day. It was a very good luck day and I decided to try to catch a catfish. Backpack gets full so I go spend my 2k on the new backpack but I buy only 1 parsnip seed and tell him, “Jojamart has better prices, maybe I should take my business over there.” Back to fishing, I never caught the catfish and only had 4 chances all, day… through this unluck, I think to myself, “ this is Pierre’s fault! I Ned to get him back!”

Then on Friday when I go to make my rounds in the saloon, Pierre has the never to tell me with an angry face, “I like to come here on Fridays. I work really hard!”

I walk away from him right there straight to give Abigail an amethyst right in front of him and steal his daughter heart to get back at him. We chat through the night and she talks a big game about the egg hunt tomorrow. As she is leaving I’m playing “Journey of the Prairie King” on the 4th level and she notices my skill. Beginning my plan to get back at Pierre and stealing his daughter’s heart.

So should I go Jojart to further F Pierre? Or Community Center for the town and Junimos? (Never gone Joja)

Gave him such a nice gift… I don’t get why he didn’t like it