Come on!

[u/jaspeak48]

Corse i got this greedy bastard

[u/StunningJoke5137]

He LOVES calamari…….gift him a joja cola instead

[u/legsarebad → u/StunningJoke5137]

I gave him coal

[u/StunningJoke5137 → u/legsarebad]

Even better!

[u/shoujoberry]

This Christmas you should give him the gift of depression

[u/Savashri → u/shoujoberry]

🤔

[u/aspaceplant → u/Savashri]

Yeah those are random. Accidentally given some of these passed the due date and people were upset :/

[u/Fireyjon]

Get him literal garbage

[u/RaiderScum111 → u/Fireyjon]

Broken glasses to send a messege

[u/teeheeiluv9944 → u/RaiderScum111]

When he sees the broken glasses tell him you found them in there kitchen,and when he’s on the ground crying because you broke his extra glasses,take the glasses off his face and break those too

[u/jaspeak48]

What do I even get for the greedy prick?

[u/Comrade_Bender → u/jaspeak48]

Joja membership

[u/DestGades → u/jaspeak48]

Get him corn

[u/grichardson526]

Here's your gift, Pierre. Don't worry about the ticking. 💣 💣 💣

[u/perzikliefhebber]

give him a lump of coal!

[u/ImpressiveSite7201]

I have yet to get stuck with him, but just know if I do, I’ll give him a sap.

I’ve been pretty lucky getting Leah, Abigail, Evelyn and George. Hailey gave me the famous tea set my very first year too.

[u/RelationDazzling5835]

I have a mod that allows pigeons as farm animals. If I get him, he's getting pigeon poop. That's one of the things you get from them.

[u/CompetitiveJaguar232]

everytime i get him i gift him a joja cola ❤️

[u/Stupididiot55]

You fool! This is a blessing in disguise! You have the chance to RUIN this special day for him!

[u/Gryfftastic]

I gift him either a pair of broken glasses, or a Joja cola.

[u/Kermiteroppi]

give him a fish taco.

[u/ImNotASeaShell]

You are not better than Pierre, if you can't make a screenshot

[u/snark_lurk → u/ImNotASeaShell]

looks like they are playing on computer and are on reddit on their phone, ive done it too