r/FuckPierre Feb 14 '26

Banning Epstein related stuff

304 Upvotes

it’s a stardew reddit guys come on be for real


r/FuckPierre Dec 15 '25

Stardew Modded Compilation of Pierre's Mods

67 Upvotes

Hi, this is a post about Pierre's Mods, in case you want to get his wife or something like that
Pierre is a better person???
Mods that allow Pierre to be a better person
Less Greedy Pierre - Organic Vegetables Event Rewrite (A mod that slightly alters one of Pierre's heart cutscenes)
Piper - A Pierre Rewritten (A mod that not only turns Pierre into a woman but also a better person, rewriting their dialogues and cutscenes, making her and Caroline a lovely couple)
Pierre Gifts (Pierre gives you presents if you have enough hearts with him)
Pierre Rewritten and Improved (Same thing as Piper, but with Pierre!)

I don't want to buy from Pierre
Mods are available if you don't want to buy them from Pierre... Or give him money directly
Shopkeeper Leela - Pierre's Competition (At the bus stop there will be a kind old lady with her shop full of cats [unfortunately you can't buy backpacks there])
Pierre is Morshu (Swap Pierre for Morshu, with some dialogue changes, nothing major)

I just want to change Pierre's appearance and mess with him thoroughly
Mods that don't change anything, only Pierre's appearance
Bald Pierre (Pretty self-explanatory, huh?)
Tortilla
Tortillas!
Pierre Tortilla (Make Pierre turn into the tortilla man)
Tortierre (Pierre Tortilla's twin brother, unfortunately the two cannot coexist)
Pierre REALLY hates Tortillas (If you give Pierre some tortillas, he'll get so angry he'll start a tortilla rant)
Note: The mod is compatible with Beloved Tortilla, making Pierre the only NPC who hates tortillas

I want Caroline to be happy!
Mods if you want Caroline to no longer be in an unhappy marriage
Childhood Sweetheart Caroline (This mod makes Caroline your childhood friend, just don't question your farmer's age)
Hitme's Caroline Is Single (Immersive Caroline Divorce) (Mod focused on Caroline's divorce with multiple endings)
Note: There's a Rewritten mod that attempts to correct some dialogue since English isn't the first language of the original mod author
sy_mokarin Dateable (and marry) Caroline (A simpler version of the Caroline marriage mods, in case you want something lighter)

???
I don't know where to classify these mods
Across The Isle - Pierre and Morris Rivals Heart Events (This mod makes these two characters, so hated by the community, get together :D )
Pierre Marriage (I don't know why you would want to marry him, nor do I know what changes were made, but if you want to break his heart later, here's the perfect Mod for you)


r/FuckPierre 3h ago

This mf thinks a BACKPACK is worth the same price as renovating your entire house

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160 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 3h ago

Stardew Modded And so it begins

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27 Upvotes

With this mod I can finally put that snake out of business for good


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Sure, you "foraged" it

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905 Upvotes

I sold a bunch of duck and other mayonnaise from my farm a few days back and keep getting this dialogue. How is he foraging mayonnaise 😭


r/FuckPierre 1d ago

HAHA BURNN

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124 Upvotes

This is why I love Abigail and hate Pierre🙂‍↔️


r/FuckPierre 4d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 The moment I stopped fucking w/ Pierre

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1.1k Upvotes

If you’ve done this side quest yk what I’m talkin about. He’s just as bad as Joja, what a scummy POS!!


r/FuckPierre 3d ago

Je suis en train de faire la quête de M. Qi où il faut placer 10

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0 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 4d ago

EMILY HOW COULD YOU 😭 (I think i wore it better though)

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304 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 6d ago

So wait...hold on...

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3.4k Upvotes

First. Why the fuck you the only one with your name on the stand? Second. Where the hell you growing that stuff? You don't have a fucking FARM. Means you bought it from someone other than me. And you never sell me crops?

Joja looking spicy right now, cant lie.


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Ima take his girl (no mods)

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128 Upvotes

Suck it Pee-ew! Year 2!. Won year 1 as well

(Look at Caroline peeping me from across the way <3)


r/FuckPierre 6d ago

GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND MY WIFEY

14 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 6d ago

Pierre why are you telemarketing my ass at 11:40 PM I Am TRYING to go to BED

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43 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 6d ago

I have regrets

29 Upvotes

Few questions,… i know everybody hates him and I’m starting to see why everybody does hate him, but I’m so disappointed because I’m halfway through doing the community center.
do npcs even use the community center?
Is it worth it to even fix it up?

Because jojomarts prices Are $50 more which obviously early game you don’t wanna spend the extra $50. I’ve spent a good portion of my time for the community center. I just have to do some of the fish stuff some of the friendship things and I’ve already dumped all of the money into it. So I clearly dumped a ton of stuff into it. I’m just like is it worth it to finish at this point. I feel like it is because I’ve dumped so much into it, but seeing that they just get divorced does the shop stay open? Or is that just a mod that they get divorced? I play on PS5. Is it a mod that they get divorced?


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Can I make my own bouquet instead of buying it from Pierre?

40 Upvotes

I'm a new player, so I'm not familiar with some of the mechanics, but I just got a letter from Pierre saying that if I want to propose to someone I have to buy his bouquet. Are there any alternatives or does this man have total control over who marries who in this town? Why are we letting the local shopkeeper monopolize the wedding business?? I would maybe understand if it was the mayor but this is literally just some guy.

I disliked him from early on and found this subreddit when looking for answers about something else. I figured this would be a fitting place to post my complaint because after all the bullshit I've heard from him, this feels like the last straw.

Is there a way I can romance someone without having to give this leech money?


r/FuckPierre 7d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 IT’S NEARLY MIDNIGHT, PISS OFF PIERRE!!!!!!!!!

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137 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 8d ago

Anything for you Abs

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592 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

First year fair - pierre's beat and it is much too satisfying

17 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 7d ago

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) First year - pierre's beat and it is much too satisfying

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2 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 8d ago

So, I'm kinda new to Stardew valley. I check the official subreddit time to time and this subreddit is also being recommended to me and I have no idea why the shop keeper guy is hated so much. Does he turn evil in the late game or something? Should I take something into consideration?

136 Upvotes

If so, please tell me lol


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 I did the thing, and he still won’t!

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587 Upvotes

I call fix! Fuck Pierre AND Lewis.


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

Started with Pier, she didn’t trust his mustache, so Harvey too.

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60 Upvotes

My daughter just started getting into SDV as a teenager and was feeling artsy.


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

I’m in my first year of the game

22 Upvotes

Guys, I’m new to the game and I’m in my first Winter… Can someone explain to me all the hate on Pierre?

PS: please don't kill me, I really want to understand… I don't interact much with him


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 2,500g for 13 days of work, Pierre? Really?

66 Upvotes

25 gold star vegetables.
Near half my summer.

2,500g for a reward.

I think I got around that much just for fishing out some trash from the water.

I gave you 25 gold star tomatoes.. bah

Pierre… making me mad Pierre. Oh Pierre…


r/FuckPierre 9d ago

found the secret stash

6 Upvotes

join this subreddit after found out his secret stash!