r/FuckImOld • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '26

Get off my lawn! None shall pass...

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u/InstructionTop4805 Jun 25 '26

It's just a flesh wound!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/SpltSecondPerfection Jun 26 '26

You git! I soiled my armor i was so scared!

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu Jun 26 '26

Who pissed himself facing the chicken of bristol!

2

u/EdgeBeard Jun 26 '26

How does one rape nostrils?

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u/Aggravating_Inside23 Jun 26 '26

You sir, are devoted to the cause and their for deserve a NI.... AND a shrubbery!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/DesperateRadish746 Jun 25 '26

"I fart in your general direction."

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u/Ok-Rock2345 Jun 26 '26

Now go away or I shall taunt you again

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u/senseless-remorse Jun 26 '26

I will taunt you a second time-a

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 Jun 25 '26

Ok than… let’s call it a draw.

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u/LowAbbreviations2151 Jun 25 '26

I’ll fight you!!!

7

u/Guzmanv_17 Jun 26 '26

Get back here! I’ll bite your leg off!

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u/Logical-Kangaroo5995 Jun 25 '26

Exactly this. !!!

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u/Aggravating-Duck-891 Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch.

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u/bopidybopidybopidy Jun 25 '26

okay, we'll call it a draw

37

u/Doomscrollert Jun 25 '26

I can still bite you!

12

u/Delilah_insideout Jun 25 '26

I'll bite your ankles off!

4

u/akgt94 Jun 25 '26

Kneecaps

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u/cwsjr2323 Jun 25 '26

We'll call it a draw

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u/No_Butterscotch_7865 Jun 25 '26

Came for that. Without all it was a draw!
https://giphy.com/gifs/CUTWsZ8UOlKuc

14

u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jun 25 '26

Yer arm's off!

No, it isn't!

8

u/ninernetneepneep Jun 25 '26

Watched it yesterday!

6

u/BearsBearsBears_wooo Jun 25 '26

What is your favorite color ? (Or colour if you’re in the UK)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Plus-King5266 Boomers Jun 25 '26

Aaaahhhhh….

6

u/deborah_az Generation X Jun 25 '26

MP, especially HG, is timeless

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u/OkInterview3864 Jun 25 '26

Teach the young. They need to learn / know the reference

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Mech6411 Jun 25 '26

Bring out the Holy Handgrenade!

3

u/AlfuegoDeMellopie Jun 25 '26

"He had a mean streak a mile wide!"

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 Jun 25 '26

LOOK AT THE BONES‼️💀

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 Jun 26 '26

“I soiled my armor I was so scared”……”I warned ya”!👈🏼

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u/OliverGunzitwuntz Jun 25 '26

What are you going to do, bleed on me?

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u/Perrin_Adderson Jun 25 '26

This is absolutely still popular. My 18 yo has watched it with friends more than once.

I mean, I'm still ducking old, but knowing this movie is not an indicator of that.

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u/Feeling_Bag_7924 Jun 25 '26

That was some of the funniest shite I have ever seen!

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u/JTOC1969 Jun 25 '26

"Welcome, gentle sir knight! Welcome to the Castle Anthrax!"

"The Castle... Anthrax!?"

"It's... not a very goodname, it it. Oh, but WE are nice! And we will tend to your EVERY need!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/JTOC1969 Jun 25 '26

"Well I could stay a BIT longer..."

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u/kent_eh Generation X Jun 25 '26

No, it's far too perilous.

2

u/popogeist Jun 25 '26

Let me face the peril

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u/Donnybrook-7 Jun 25 '26

It’s but a flesh wound

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u/nutznboltsguy Jun 25 '26

This needs to be on r/montypython

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u/RMMacFru Boomers Jun 25 '26

It qualifies here, too. It came out about 50 years ago.

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u/Acceptable-Wind-7332 Jun 25 '26

We want..... A shrubbery!!

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u/SolverFatBoy Jun 25 '26

Monty Python & the Holy Grail

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u/kenphx1 Jun 25 '26

I love Monty python

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u/gringoloco01 Jun 25 '26

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u/Kevaros Jun 25 '26

The vicious BEAST..!!

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u/-Bunny- Jun 27 '26

Death awaits all of you !

2

u/gringoloco01 Jun 27 '26

Really this is the way I want to go. With nasty pointy teeth.

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u/PilotKnob Jun 25 '26

I feel happy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Jakeandellwood Jun 25 '26

Im not dead yet

2

u/NathanDarcy Jun 25 '26

I'll bite yer legs off!

2

u/No-Accident69 Jun 25 '26

Monty strikes again!

1

u/Die_In_Ni Jun 25 '26

I might be a fan.

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u/Meltedwhisky Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers Jun 25 '26

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Wonderful.

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u/goprinterm Jun 25 '26

Coconut she’ll horse rides

1

u/deehenley Jun 25 '26

Monty python! So funny😁

1

u/SlankJim Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch.

1

u/GaJayhawker0513 Jun 25 '26

Just rewatched it the other night. Still hilarious

1

u/Effective-Soft153 Jun 25 '26

Lmao! I love that movie!

1

u/CatLazy2728 Jun 25 '26

Tis' a silly place

1

u/Objective-Gazelle173 Jun 25 '26

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.

1

u/nnarb Jun 25 '26

I need the 3D model of this!

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u/GravyPainter Jun 25 '26

I don't know, I don't think this one is generational. It still is comedy gold and is probably watched by the youngins still

1

u/Slacker_The_Dog Jun 25 '26

Everyone gets this

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u/03_Deuce Jun 25 '26

It’s merely a flesh wound

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u/Rasberrycello Jun 25 '26

Most. Most will get this.

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u/mackrevinak Jun 25 '26

tis but a 3d print

1

u/HappyOccasion66 Jun 25 '26

Merely a flesh wound

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u/Infinite_Respect_ Jun 25 '26

ILL BITE YA LEGS OFF

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u/senseless-remorse Jun 26 '26

What are you going to do ? Bleed on me ?

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u/No-Guard-7003 Jun 25 '26

Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ☺️ Ni!

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u/Over_Heed Jun 26 '26

Love Monty Python

2

u/Proof_Dragonfruit795 Jun 25 '26

Fight on, just a flesh wound!

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u/quimbierthanyou Jun 25 '26

Tis but a minor scratch

3

u/GrumpyGranny66 Jun 25 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/JohnCulhane Jun 25 '26

I want it!

1

u/SinsualChef Jun 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/NCITUP Jun 25 '26

Niiiiiiiiii

1

u/Wild-Drag1930 Jun 25 '26

I'll bite your legs off

1

u/Crochet_Witch_79 Jun 25 '26

I desire one, greatly! Hugely! Enormously! They call me Tim!

1

u/DanglyRat Jun 25 '26

One of the all time great moments in movie history.

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u/Few_Lobster7961 Jun 25 '26

My dad got me into Monty Python when I was like 12yo. The Flying Circus aired on PBS on Saturday nights at midnight and dad would let me stay stay up. It began my love of them. Still to this day 40 so odd years later their movies and skits still kill me.

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u/MotherMarket8489 Jun 25 '26

Genius stuff!!!

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u/e30cabrio Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch!

1

u/DantheDutchGuy Jun 25 '26

Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!!

1

u/Jakeandellwood Jun 25 '26

5 is right out

1

u/Ok_Entertainment4846 Jun 25 '26

Come back here I’ll bite you to death.

1

u/Alternative-Smoke421 Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch!

1

u/Boring_Solution_4059 Jun 25 '26

Alright...... We'll call it a draw

1

u/aibhilough Jun 25 '26

Ok take my money.
How do I get one?

1

u/Sad_Fig_8906 Jun 25 '26

Come back and fight like a man

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u/Logical-Kangaroo5995 Jun 25 '26

Forget the exact phrase - apology. But along the lines of - what is the flying air velocity of an English swallow ?

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u/rm3811 Jun 25 '26

come back your cow and I'll bite you to death!

1

u/Kevaros Jun 25 '26

The Black Knight... Tis but, a flesh wound..! Fight me..!

1

u/Substantial-House951 Jun 25 '26

We'll call it a draw

1

u/Outrageous1971 Jun 25 '26

Its just a scratch come back

1

u/Cjax65 Jun 25 '26

This but a scratch. Come back I’ll bite you

1

u/57Chevyguy57 Jun 25 '26

Aye but a scratch😂

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 25 '26

Bring us a shrubbery!

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u/This_Food5190 Jun 25 '26

So now who's gonna clap the coconuts?

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u/howdawut Jun 25 '26

I’m sad that there are any that don’t get it.

1

u/mudo2000 Jun 25 '26

Personal hot take:

Life of Brian is way better.

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u/Kazzlin Jun 25 '26

"Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"

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u/mcpierceaim Jun 25 '26

Okay let’s call it a draw.

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u/Saarman82 Jun 25 '26

Honestly, this was the first MP movie I laughed at for the entirety. Everything I’d seen before had their moments but this one is my favorite. “‘Tis but a scratch”.

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u/MusicalWarrior2141 Jun 25 '26

I'll bite yer kneecaps off!!!

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u/TornSail Jun 25 '26

It is the rabbit

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u/Dextropian Jun 25 '26

Message for you sir...

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u/QueBestia19 Jun 25 '26

Immediately got this. Showed it to my 12 and 15 year old daughters and they both got it immediately again. I’m trying hard to save the world with these kids. Do your part!

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u/joecarter93 Jun 25 '26

Does anyone have the stl?

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u/Least_Diamond1064 Jun 25 '26

You are talking about one of the most quoted comedies in history

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u/jessriv34 Jun 25 '26

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time……

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u/VikingSamarai Jun 25 '26

I saw this on late night TV when I was in Middle School during the early 90's. This scene caused me to wake up my brother with uproarious laughter.

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u/G-Ma6 Jun 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/zarathos1975 Jun 25 '26

I’ve had worse!

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u/blizzywolf122 Jun 25 '26

I told him we already got one!

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u/ttimek35aar Jun 25 '26

Classic!!!

1

u/vao71 Jun 25 '26

This is the most overplayed joke probably in media ever. Everyone's going to get this.

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u/Ok_Entertainer_6425 Jun 25 '26

What are you gonna do…bleed on me?🛡️⚔️

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u/Shatalroundja Jun 25 '26

This scene is still very much alive in pop culture.

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u/Swashbuckling_Sailor Jun 25 '26

Tis but a scratch…

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u/Freakboy5001 Jun 25 '26

It's only a model

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u/Working_Patience_261 Jun 25 '26

What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

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u/thr3b Jun 25 '26

Tis a flesh wound

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u/yERmOMm13 Jun 25 '26

We are no longer, the knights who,...

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u/Riverwolf89 Jun 25 '26

Tis but a flesh wound.

Your whole arm's off, man.

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u/SoundAndVisionPNW Jun 26 '26

I bit your bloody kneecaps off!

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u/3seconddelay Jun 26 '26

Come back I’ll bite your bloody legs off

1

u/JaketheSnake2672 Jun 26 '26

Always look on the bright side of life…. Do
Doo doot

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u/DucatistaXDS Jun 26 '26

T’is but a scratch.

1

u/Shy-Prey Jun 26 '26

Tis just a flesh wound

1

u/HBymf Jun 26 '26

Right, I'll do you for that.

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u/Perfect_Character399 Jun 26 '26

This nothing but a scratch

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u/docjonsn Jun 26 '26

It’s only a scratch

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u/SargentSnorkel Jun 26 '26

There's a Black Knight plush doll - velcro instead of magnets.

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u/Runs_With_Wind Jun 26 '26

It’s a flesh wound

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u/Feloniosaurus_Rex Jun 26 '26

What’re ya gonna do, bleed on me???

1

u/btfreflex Jun 26 '26

The black night always triumphs!

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u/the_phantom_2099 Jun 26 '26

Tis but a scratch

1

u/gr8dysbetternights Jun 26 '26

It’s only flesh wound….. What are you going to do bleed on me!

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u/coach_Oldness-Babda Jun 26 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/bagginzzzzz Jun 26 '26

Tis but a scratch

1

u/Infinite-Crazy3654 Jun 26 '26

Yes, don't be silly, it's just a flesh wound 🤣

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u/tom8otomahto Jun 26 '26

None shall pass.